ParentalBendOverNOPE Minecraft Servers

ParentalBendOverNOPE Minecraft Servers

  • SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE

    SisSitterSass or ParentalBendOverNOPE
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6837
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 966697 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 302

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents constantly trying to guilt trip you into babysitting your younger sibling? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and build your own virtual family where you make the rules.

    On our server, you can set boundaries without getting yelled at by your dad in the background. No more bending over backwards for anyone – except maybe to mine some diamonds. And if your parents try to stress you out, just block them like you would a creeper in the game.

    So come join us and let loose in a world where you can finally say “This is wild. Make it make sense” and no one will judge you. It’s time to prioritize your mental health and have some fun with us. Trust us, it’s better than dealing with real life family drama.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist

    ShoreGaming: Where Creepers are the only thing on the Whitelist
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 2710
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7927
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name Cruxi’s Technical/Decorative Server
    Server Type Survival
    Active Since Over 1 year
    Current Players 2 (actively recruiting)
    Requirements Premium account, +17 years old
    Server IP Hosting with Essentials

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is the server public or private? The server is private, for friends only with whitelist on.
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, players must be respectful and friendly. Misbehavior will result in being kicked from the server.
    Can players collaborate on projects? Absolutely! The server encourages collaboration on projects.
    Is PvP allowed on the server? PvP is allowed only if both parties agree to it.
    How can I join the server? Contact Cruxi for approval and to be added to the whitelist.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyLoveCraft

    PuppyLoveCraft
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 6069
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a unicorn friend like that?

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava-filled hot tub. Just watch out for the fire-breathing chickens that like to photobomb your epic battles.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, complete with glowstone dance floor and DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

    4. Our custom mobs include zombie clowns that juggle TNT and skeleton pirates that shoot arrows out of their peg legs. It’s a real circus of chaos out there!

    5. And finally, rumor has it that if you complete all the quests on our server, you’ll unlock the extra final chapter in which she… well, let’s just say things get a little wild with the local wildlife.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just watch out for those fire-breathing chickens…

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!

    Bad Batch Banquet: Where Minecraft meets chaos with a side of humor!
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 1829
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Star Shards Collected: 292
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Endless Legions Commanded: 12 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Bad Batch struggles to survive in a world filled with creepers, zombies, and other dangerous mobs!

    Join us as we embark on epic adventures, just like the Bad Batch did in their own universe. Explore new lands, build amazing structures, and fight off enemies with your friends by your side.

    But beware, just like in the show, there may be some filler episodes along the way. Don’t worry though, we promise they’ll be just as entertaining as the main storyline.

    And when it comes to the finale, get ready for an emotional rollercoaster that will leave you speechless. The Bad Batch will give it their all for their Minecraft family, and you’ll feel like you’re right there with them.

    So come join us on our server and experience the perfect imperfection that defines our world. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? The space for excitement is wide open, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ChunkyCraft

    ChunkyCraft
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 3354
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Towns Built: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all shapes and sizes, especially those of the Chubby/BBW/Fatty variety! It’s Titty Tuesday every day here, so get ready for some voluptuous adventures in the blocky world.

    Join us if you want to build a castle made entirely out of cake and have a pet pig named Bacon who wears a tutu. Our server is known for its epic food fights where players battle it out with giant chicken legs and marshmallow swords.

    But the real reason to join is our secret underground club where players can ride on the backs of chubby llamas while wearing inflatable sumo suits. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of racing through a maze of rainbow-colored blocks on a llama’s back.

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your inner chubby chub chub shine! It’s a wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the size of your character’s waistline).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!

    Minecraftyasha: Where Half-Demons and Blocks Collide!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9445
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Dimension Hops: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than an Inuyasha battle? Look no further, because our server is so epic, players have been known to pass out from the sheer excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging swords while building your own virtual world. Rumiko who? Our server is where the real action is at. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join today and unleash your inner warrior!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!

    Welcome to a Spud-tacular Adventure on Potatoland SMP! No toppings, just pure potato fun!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2192
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Magic Items Found: 1533
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Potatoland SMP Overview
    Server Type Whitelisted Survival
    Features

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    To join the server, please fill out this form: Join Form

    Is the server currently under development?

    Yes, the server has just started the season and is a bit underdeveloped. Your help in growing and thriving is appreciated.

    Where can I find the server’s Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server by following this link: Discord Invite

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft Mayhem

    Minecraft Mayhem
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 8482
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3362 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because new ‘sberto is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against armies of evil chickens, and explore a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a special potion that turns all your enemies into friendly pandas, and a magical portal that transports you to a land made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hidden in the depths of our server – rumor has it, it’s guarded by a dragon with a fondness for cheesy jokes.

    So why wait? Join new ‘sberto today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Jewels

    Blocky Jewels
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 3263
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9952 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of super talented Jewish grandmas who kick butt at building epic structures and slaying mobs like nobody’s business.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant matzo ball floating in the sky, and if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical gefilte fish. Plus, every full moon, a horde of zombie rabbis come out to play and challenge players to epic dance-offs for sweet loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of schmaltz. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!

    VtAiCraft: Mine, Build, Groove!
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5173
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Emeralds Found: 3144 Meteorites Collected: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t support Mori, Kronii, Baelz, or Ame because they are just not cute enough for our cute girls doing cute things vibe. These girls are anathema to our values and we will never forgive them for their past sins.

    But fear not, on our server, you can escape the clutches of these lazy ironic weebs and spiteful bitches. We offer a safe haven for true fans of cute girls doing cute things, where you can build, explore, and create without the drama of HoloLive rejects.

    Join us and bask in the glory of true cuteness, where second chances are reserved for those who truly deserve it. Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who know what it means to support the right kind of girls.

    So come on over to our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles between players and mobs. Build your own paradise and leave the drama of HoloLive behind. Because let’s face it, these girls couldn’t even handle being waitresses, let alone survive in our Minecraft world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!

    YeehawCraft: Where we do things the American way… in Minecraft!
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 2877
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 56 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as unseasoned mashed potatoes? Well, look no further because our server is as American as apple pie and fireworks on the Fourth of July! Join us for a wild ride filled with red, white, and blue explosions, where you can build your very own Mount Rushmore out of diamond blocks and ride around on a bald eagle as your trusty steed. Why do Americans do this, you ask? Because we believe in freedom, creativity, and blowing stuff up for fun! So come on down and join us for the most patriotic Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs logic when you have freedom and fireworks?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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