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Parental Guidance Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Companionship, Decision making, family relationships, financial independence, groceries, growing up, guidance, housing expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living alone, living arrangements, Long-term goals, love, Minecraft, moving out, Parental, parents, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, saving money, self-sufficiency, Server, unmarried

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Why should you join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who lived with their parents and thought they had it made. But then they joined our server and realized they were missing out on all the epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans that happen every day. Plus, who needs a real house when you can have a virtual one that’s way cooler? So come join us and leave your parents behind for a world of endless fun and friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Poor Parental Pals Minecraft Server

anger, childhood trauma, Dysfunctional family, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, family conflict, Family issues, Frustration, generational poverty, hatred, long-term effects of childhood trauma, low socioeconomic status, mental anguish, mental health, Minecraft, negative emotions, PALS, Parental, parents, Poor, POVERTY, Resentment, resentment towards parents, Server, toxic relationships

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where you can escape from your poor, retarded parents and live out your wildest blocky dreams!

Join us for a chance to build a mansion made entirely out of diamonds and ride a unicorn through the Nether. Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that will explode in the faces of your enemies. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself will log on to personally congratulate you for being the coolest player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your lame parents and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server!

Wizardry Wonders: Craft your way to magic mastery!

becoming a wizard, Circumstances, Confidence, Craft, FANTASY, fear, Fearful, incompetent, inexperience, Intimacy, life events, Magic, Mastery, personal development, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, sex, societal pressure, uninterested, wizard, Wizardry, Women, Wonders

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than Creepers is the thought of never having sex with a woman! Join us if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be so uninterested, fearful, or incompetent that you’ve never experienced the joys of the opposite sex.

Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is blushing! Explore our world and discover hidden secrets, like the legendary Bedrock of Virginity or the enchanted Diamond Dildo that grants special powers to those who wield it.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who understand the struggles of being a Minecraft virgin. We have support groups, therapy sessions, and even a Love Potion crafting workshop to help you on your journey to becoming a Minecraft sex god.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the quest for sexual enlightenment begin!

Pixel Petal Palace

action, Adventure, alternate history, Anime, Drama, FANTASY, historical, Japan, long trail, Mecha, Military, Palace, Petal, PIXEL, Retro, romance, Sakura Taisen, sega, Steampunk, strategy, tactical rpg, video game, visual novel

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Farms Harvested:	888
Ores Mined:	7967	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, as we embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive surprises and mind-boggling challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was immediately greeted by a horde of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. The llamas were dancing to the tune of Despacito while riding on flying pigs. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay emerald eggs. Rumor has it that if you manage to hatch one of these eggs, you will be granted three wishes by a unicorn with a rainbow-colored mane.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other absurd wonders await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

Scumbag City Minecraft Madness

city, don’t want anything, long trail tag, madness, Minecraft, Scumbag, scumbag city, trafficking churches

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the clutches of TRAFFICKING CHURCHES in this scumbag city! Say goodbye to those sad faces and join us for some epic adventures and laughs!

Join us if you want to build a fortress made entirely of diamonds and emeralds, ride on the back of a giant chicken as your trusty steed, and battle against an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server’s hidden unicorn kingdom and participate in our weekly disco parties with DJ Creeper spinning the hottest tracks.

So what are you waiting for? Leave that sad city behind and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter and fun!

CraftyCrossposters: Where Anons, BTWers, and Minecrafters Unite!

achievement, Anons, appreciation, Assistance, better world, BTWers, collaboration, Community, Contribution, CraftyCrossposters, crossposters, Digital, Generosity, Grateful, Improvement, internet, Kindness, Minecrafters, ONLINE, premium account, sharing, solidarity, Support, Technology, unite, Unity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Dragons Tamed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Unicorns roam freely, granting wishes to lucky players who find them
Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind any Endermen who dare to look at them
Creeper explosions are replaced with showers of rainbows and glitter
Every player gets a penguin companion to keep them company on their adventures

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, it’s worth every penny. And remember, helping out by purchasing a premium account is a small price to pay for a better world. #SupportTheMadness

Blocky Blade Bash

5 days, anticipation, Bash, blade, blocky, countdown, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, game hype, game launch, game release, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming excitement, gaming industry, Hyped, Modern Gaming, New Release, Release, save gaming, stellar blade, upcoming game, video games

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Magic Items Found:	2439	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	10

Only 5 days left until the most EPIC Minecraft server to ever grace the digital world is unleashed upon humanity! Are you ready to have your mind blown?

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbows made out of diamonds. Not to mention, our server is guarded by a fierce army of llama warriors who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon on our server, you will be granted three wishes by the mystical minecraft gods. Want a pet dragon of your own? Done. How about a house made entirely of cake? Consider it done!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies on our server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BulkCraft: Where Creepers Bulk Up and Endermen Hit the Gym

body composition, body image, Body transformation, Bodybuilding, bulk, BulkCraft, bulking, CREEPERS, diet, endermen, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness goals, gym, health, Hit, intentional weight gain, mindset, muscle building, muscle gain, nutrition, physique, self improvement, strength training, weight gain

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Divine Spears Created:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Magic Items Found:	6670	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Welcome to our unconventional Minecraft server where we embrace the beauty of being fat and ugly! Our players intentionally stuff themselves with virtual food until their stomachs explode, all in the name of fun and chaos.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of becoming a chunky blocky character and navigating through a world where being fat is celebrated. Who needs abs when you can have layers of virtual blubber instead?

So, if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to embrace your inner chunkiness, come join us for a wild ride of gluttony and hilarity. Who knows, you might just find a new appreciation for being fat and ugly in Minecraft!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

Arcade, balance, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, discussion, esports, FGG, fighting games, general, madness, MAYHEM, Mechanics, Meta, Minecraft, mmm, online play, pastebin, strategy, Tier List, Tips, Tournaments, Training

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Votes:	2182
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the moonwalk! Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers throw parties in your honor.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples and a magic sword that could slay dragons with a single swipe. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dancing Enderman, who will bust a move for you if you bring him a stack of emeralds. And let’s not forget about the Talking Sheep who will give you valuable tips on how to survive in the wilderness.

So come on down to our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the Disco Zombies who love to boogie down while trying to eat your brains. Trust us, it’s a party you don’t want to miss!

Crafty Banter: Make a Mate

acceptance, banter, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Crafty, forgiveness, friendship, friendship goals, Friendship struggles, Lose a friend, Losing friends, loyalty, Make a friend, MAKING FRIENDS, Mate, personal growth, racism, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, social dynamics, They find out I’m racist, Trust

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9952
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with friendships, drama, and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on, ready to build your dream world with your new best friend. But uh-oh, turns out they’re actually a racist llama in disguise! Watch as you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft politics and lose a friend faster than you can say “creeper”.

But fear not, because on this server, every setback is just a hilarious plot twist waiting to happen. So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and build the craziest creations you can imagine. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Crafty McCraftface: The LOLz Edition

Anime, concubines, Crafty, desire, Dominant, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Girls, hentai, Japanese culture, lolz, Manga, McCraftface, one night stands, Otaku, relationships, romance, sex slaves, submissive, taboo, temptation, waifu

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can find anime girls that you wouldn’t waifu but would take as concubines, sex slaves or just one-night stands!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated temptresses who are ready to fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Build your own harem of virtual vixens and conquer the virtual world with your anime beauties by your side.

But be warned, these anime girls are not your typical waifus. They are fierce, independent, and not afraid to kick some blocky butt. So grab your sword, armor up, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your journey to pixelated paradise with the most unconventional anime girls around. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for one of these virtual vixens in ways you never expected.

Sisterly Love Minecraft

best ways, Boundaries, controversial, desire, Erotica, family, FANTASY, forbidden love, fucking sister, guide to fuck sister, ideas, Intimacy, lets goo, love, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, secret rendezvous, sexual exploration, Siblings, Sisterly, Stories, taboo

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	3941
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination…and your willingness to engage in some questionable activities!

Join us for the best ways to build, create, and explore…and maybe even some interesting interactions with your sister! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have on our server?

Our community is full of enthusiastic players who are always up for a good time, whether that involves building a giant castle or…well, you know.

So come on and join us for some unforgettable moments and unique experiences. Who knows, you might just end up with a new best friend…or a new step-sibling!