parental warnings – New Minecraft Servers (March 2025)

LavaParkourPro69
adventurous spirit, carefree attitude, cautionary tales, Childhood, childhood memories, dangerous activities, daring stunts, FEARLESS, forbidden fun, grown-up perspective, Laughter, LavaParkourPro69, Mischief, Nostalgia, parental warnings, reckless behavior, Risk-taking, rule breaking, Safety concerns, thrill-seeking, youthful rebellion
Remember when your parents told you playing Minecraft for too long was dangerous? Well, not on our server! In fact, we encourage you to play for hours on end because our virtual world is so epic, you won’t want to leave!
Join us and embark on wild adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. And don’t worry about getting too immersed in the game – our server has a built-in snack dispenser that will keep you fueled up and ready to conquer the pixelated world.
So say goodbye to boring old reality and come join us on our Minecraft server where the only danger is running out of virtual popcorn while you watch the sunset from your TNT-powered hot air balloon. Trust us, it’s a blast!

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BlockyBoobieBash: Early-Onset Epidemic
BlockyBoobieBash, cancer incidence, data analysis, data trends, disease patterns, early-onset breast cancer, EarlyOnset, Epidemic, epidemiology, genetic factors, health statistics, healthcare disparities, Medical research, population health, public health, regional trends, rise in cases, risk factors, statistical significance, US states, white women, Women’s Health, younger women
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring stuff? Well, come join our server and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!
We got so much crazy stuff happening on our server, you won’t even believe it! Like, did you know that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens who are trying to take over the world? Yeah, it’s true! And they’ve got all sorts of wacky quests and challenges for you to complete to prove your worthiness to join their chicken army.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. That’s right, you can saddle up on your trusty llama steed and challenge other players to epic jousting battles for glory and honor!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and other rare goodies just waiting to be discovered. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a ferocious pack of zombie kittens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get attacked by zombie kittens, that is).

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Perceive the Vast 1.21.4
1.21.4, perceive, vast
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual dating app for gamers! Imagine being surrounded by ladies who see you as a rare unicorn in a sea of basic dudes. It’s like being a Bollywood star in a world full of extras. Join now and level up your love life in pixels!

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DormRoomDefense
air circulation, Conflict Resolution, dorm building, dorm etiquette, dorm lobby, dorm regulations, dorm room, dorm safety, dorm security, DormRoomDefense, fingerprint system, food delivery, irresponsible behavior, locked doors, potential invaders, room ventilation, roommate communication, roommate rules, spare key, window security
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as secure as a dorm with fingerprint scanners? Look no further! Our server is so secure, even your roommate’s laptop would be safe here (unless they leave the window open, of course).
Join us for a wild ride where locking doors and windows is a thing of the past. Forget about overreacting roommates and enjoy the freedom to leave your window open without fear of laptop theft (unless creepers are involved).
With our top-notch security measures, you can focus on building the most epic structures without worrying about unauthorized entry. So come on over and experience the ultimate peace of mind while crafting your way to victory. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with dorm drama!

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Monkeypox Madness Server
borders, clade 1b, Democratic Republic of the Congo, drc, Epidemic, global concern, health crisis, infectious, Infectious Disease, international researchers, madness, monkeypox, outbreak, Potential, public health, Rapid, Server, spread, variant, virus mutation, Warning
come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over!

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Altheria

alliances, Altheria, Economy, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Kingdoms, Lore, Medieval, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Settlements

Welcome to Altheria!
We are a newly formed worldbuilding server that is focused on building history. This server promises minimal admin intervention, and when needed, a friendly, unbiased staff team. Come join Altheria and experience a true worldbuilding server. There are no weird plugins, this is a pure worldbuilding.

What we offer:

A server at the beginning of history
Lands for territory building and diplomacy
Brewery for potion brewing
The freedom of worldbuilding
Documented history on our Wiki
Dynmap for easy navigation
Join our Discord community

FAQ:

1. Is there a specific plot or story to follow on the server?

No, the server is open-world and allows players to create their own stories and history.

2. Can I build my own kingdom and rule over it?

Yes, you can build your kingdom, claim lands, and establish your rule as a king.

3. Are there rules or restrictions on building?

There are guidelines to follow for building within the server to maintain a consistent historical theme.

4. How can I join the server?

Simply connect to our server using the IP address provided on our website.

5. Is there a specific time period or theme for the server?

The server is set in the early historical periods, allowing players to shape the world’s history as they see fit.

6. Are there any in-game events or activities?

There may be occasional events organized by the staff team, such as wars, tournaments, or building competitions.

Exploration Quest 1.21.3
1.21.3, adult content, adult entertainment, adult entertainment industry, Adult Film Industry, adult films, adult industry, Adult streaming sites, Adult video content, Adult video platforms, Adult video search, Adult video search engine., Adult video sites, Adult video streaming, adult websites, Boring, explicit content, Exploration, New Content Search, online videos, porn sites, Quest
Yo, forget about those boring porn sites, come join our Minecraft server instead! We’ve got virtual blocky babes that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you’ve never experienced true arousal until you’ve seen a pixelated creeper twerk.
But that’s not all, we’ve also got custom mods that will make your wildest fantasies come true. Want to ride a llama into battle while shooting flaming arrows from a diamond bow? We got you covered.
And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring porn sites behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your own pixelated protection, things can get a little wild around here.

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NoKidsNoProbs Minecraft Server
adoption, Boundaries, Choice, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Empathy, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Honesty, infertility, Kids, Minecraft, NoKidsNoProbs, perspective, reproductive health, Respect, sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, Support, Understanding
So, imagine this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden village filled with adorable baby villagers. But wait, there’s a twist – these villagers are all cursed with a condition that prevents them from ever growing up! Join our server and help these poor little villagers live their best tiny lives.
But be warned, there’s drama brewing in this village. Some villagers are adamant about adopting, while others are dead set on having biological children. Will you be the peacemaker in this tiny town, or will you stir up even more chaos? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

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WeddingDressWars: Vintage Edition
Borrowing, bridal shower, Edition, family conflict, family drama, grudge, holding a grudge, hurt feelings, refusing, rocky relationship, selfish, sentimental value, sister, sister rivalry, taking care of belongings, unsolicited opinions, vintage, vintage dress, wedding attire, wedding dress, wedding planning, WeddingDressWars
Are you tired of dealing with unsolicited opinions from your sister? Do you want to get back at her for all the times she trashed your wedding dress? Then join our Minecraft server and show her who’s boss!
On our server, you can recreate your wedding dress in all its glory and make sure your sister never gets her hands on it. Build a fortress around it, set up traps, do whatever it takes to protect your precious dress from her clutches.
But that’s not all! You can also create a virtual bridal shower where you wear your dress proudly and watch as your sister’s jaw drops in envy. Show her that you don’t need her approval to feel fabulous.
So why wait? Join our server now and let the wedding dress drama unfold in the most epic and hilarious way possible. It’s time to show your sister who the real queen of fashion is!

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PixelPolution: EmphysemaExpress
air pollution, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, copd, Disease Progression, emphysema, EmphysemaExpress, environmental particle pollution, healthy individuals, immune response, inflammation, inflammatory markers, lung function, lung health, LUNGS, macrophage activation, Macrophages, Patients, PixelPolution, respiratory disease, Spp1, upregulated
so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got macrophages expressin’ high levels of Spp1, y’know? like, we linkin’ environmental particle pollution exposure to emphysema development, which is like, super important for COPD, yo. SPP1 be all up in dem lungs of patients, way more than dem healthy peeps. join dis server for some crazy science shenanigans and maybe even cure some virtual diseases while you at it. ain’t no other server like dis, fo’ realz.

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Quantum Crafters 1.20.6
1.20.6, academic aspirations, academic goals, adult learner, career advancement, Career Change, challenging oneself, Crafters, determination, education journey, higher education, midwit, non-traditional student, Obsession, overcoming obstacles, passion for physics, personal growth, physics degree, pursuing dreams, Quantum, science enthusiast, self improvement, self-doubt
Yo, bro, forget about boring old physics degrees, come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time studying when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures with us? Plus, who needs physics when you can have fun with virtual blocks all day? Join us for a wild ride of craziness and creativity, where the only degree you need is a degree in having a good time!

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