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Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 822 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 264 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
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