so, like, you know those people who wanna be like, parents but don’t wanna actually parent? well, this server is perfect for them! you can like, build a whole village and be the mayor without actually having to deal with any kids. it’s like, the ultimate fantasy for lazy parents who just wanna chill and play minecraft all day. come join us and live out your dream of being a parent without any of the actual responsibility. it’s like, the best of both worlds, man.
