🔥parental priorities Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MommyWarsMC

blended families, choosing sides, court hearings, court order disputes, custody battle, custody rights, difficult decisions, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family estrangement, family loyalty, grieving teenager, legal guardianship, loss of a parent, MommyWarsMC, parent-child relationships, parental priorities, stepfamily dynamics, teenage independence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your mom’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make you forget all about your own problems.

We’ve got stepkids passing the phone around during calls, summer vacations that feel more like family reunions, and emergency custody hearings that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs real-life drama when you can log on to our server and experience it all in the virtual world?

So come on down to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. Who needs therapy when you can mine and craft your way through the chaos of family dynamics? Join now and let the drama unfold!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

Accountability, Authenticity, Beliefs, compassion, Consistency, core principles, determination, Empathy, Ethics, Gratitude, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, loyalty, perseverance, PrincipledPlaysMC, resilience, Respect, self-discipline, smp, VALUES

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Crops Grown:	8914	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Oops2Epic

biggest mistake, growth from mistake, learning experience, mistake turned advantage, mistake turned benefit, mistake turned blessing, mistake turned blessing in disguise, mistake turned fortune, mistake turned happy ending, mistake turned lesson, mistake turned luck, mistake turned opportunity, mistake turned positive, mistake turned positive outcome, mistake turned serendipity, mistake turned success, Oops2Epic, positive outcome, silver lining, turned out alright, unexpected outcome

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

autism, Autism Spectrum Disorder, blocks, Brain, brain development, brain structure, children, cognitive differences, density, developmental disorders, Differences, Medical research, neurodevelopment, neurodiversity, neuroimaging, neurological differences, neurology, neurons, sensory processing, Server, social communication, study, University of Rochester Medical Center

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Beating, Behavior, BTFO, children, controversial, culture, discipline, discipline tactics, funny, haha, humor, Kids, libs, Minecraft, parenting, Parenting styles, Political, Server, Social Issues, society, violence

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

Abuse Allegations, accusations, Ashkenazi, BDSM, child abuse, church scandal, domestic violence, Doxxing, Evil, family drama, interviews, Kike, mental institution, Minecraft, Pastor, preacher friends, slayer, smp, steven anderson, torture sex, youtube videos

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	640463	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Runes Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, autism, BabyBumpCraft, brain damage, child abuse, consequences, CPS, dirty diapers, failure as a parent, family conflict, family drama, Hoarding, intervention, lazy eye, legal action, Minecraft, neglect, parenting, Police, Pregnancy, Server, Siblings, tantrums

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

NewMomNoGoZone

#venting, accommodations, Apology, baby, cluttered, contamination attack, family, fear of germs, germaphobe, Help, insensitive, LEAVING, maternity leave, messy house, misunderstanding, new mom, NewMomNoGoZone, refusing, selfish, sister, Thanksgiving

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	232	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

best decision, BestDeciMinecraftSMP, career path, decision making process, education, fulfillment, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, life choices, life lessons, life-changing choices, personal growth, positive outcomes, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-confidence, success

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	938
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#classified information, best kept secret, confidential information, confidential websites, covert online activities, CraftyCreeperz, exclusive online content, hidden gems, hidden online gems, hidden online world, hidden treasures, internet, internet secrets, online mysteries, secret online communities, secretive websites, top secret online, undercover online, undercover websites, undiscovered gems, unknown websites

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

cognitive distortion., Craft, inner critic, inner monologue, inner voice, introspection, mental health, monologue, negative thoughts, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self talk, self-analysis, self-aware, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, Server, unreliable, unreliable narrator

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Towns Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.