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ParasiteCraft: Minecraft Server

avian ecology, bird behavior, brood parasites, Coevolution, common behavior, cuckoo birds, evolutionary biology, evolutionary theory, genetic diversity, host-parasite dynamics, interspecies relationships, mating systems, Minecraft, natural selection, nest parasitism, ParasiteCraft, parental care, parental investment, parenting strategies, reproductive success, Server, species interactions, white couples

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	48	Divine Spears Created:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mines Excavated:	2088	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where every player is a brood parasite! That’s right, you’ll never know who’s who on this crazy server where white couples are popping out all sorts of unexpected surprises. Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your long-lost twin on our server! So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected.

MommaCraft: Where Longevity Rules

animal longevity, caregiving behaviors, evolutionary advantages, evolutionary biology, evolutionary traits, human longevity, life expectancy, life pace, Longevity, longevity factors, maternal care, maternal influence, maternal presence, MommaCraft, Mothers’ care, offspring survival, parental investment, reproduction frequency, reproductive patterns, rules, species development, species evolution, Survival Strategies

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Potions Brewed:	130
Void Gems Collected:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where mothers are the key to survival and longevity! 🤱🏼 our scientists have discovered that if you want to live longer and have a chill life, you gotta stick with your momma! 🧬 that’s right, in our server, the longer you stay with your minecraft mom, the longer your life span will be! 💪🏼👵🏼

we’ve got crazy evolution happening in our server, where the species that stick with their moms evolve to have longer lives and reproduce less often! 🦖🦕 so if you want to be a minecraft dinosaur living for centuries, you better find your minecraft mom ASAP! 🦖👩‍👧‍👦

join us now and experience the wild world of motherly love and longevity in minecraft! 🌍🎮 who knew that sticking with your mom could be the key to success in the game of life? 🤯 #mompower #longevity #minecraftmommas

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP General

general, Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Hazbin Town Religious Schism Charlie Hell Demon Hotel Overpopulation Heaven Assassin Startup Princess Rehabilitating Hellhound Pilot Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona, HELLUVA, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	128
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Farms Harvested:	719
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP, where the demons of Hell are getting a makeover like never before! Join our insane Minecraft SMP for a chance to witness Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehab demons and reduce overpopulation by running a hotel. Will they check out into Heaven or cause chaos? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all, folks! Get ready to follow Blitzo, the demon Imp with a dream to run his own assassin business in Hell. With his trusty team of misfits, including a weapons specialist, a bruiser, and a hellhound receptionist, hilarity ensues as they try to survive each other while navigating the underworld startup scene.

Join us for outrageous adventures, crazy storylines, and a community like no other. Plus, we have a booru that’s a little dead but still worth checking out for some spicy demon fan art. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of Hazbin Town Religious Schism EditionOP and let the chaos begin!

StepMomSnubbed LunchLand

Alone Time, celebration planning, Communication, compromise, exclusion, family bonding, family celebration, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family time, family visit, father daughter relationship, father-daughter time, LunchLand, prioritizing feelings, step mom, step parent, StepMomSnubbed, university ring celebration

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	199
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Divine Spears Created:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your special moments? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a place where you can finally have some peace and quiet, without any step moms causing trouble. We promise no one will get upset if you want to have a meal with your dad in peace. Plus, our virtual world is filled with unicorns, rainbows, and unlimited diamonds – what more could you ask for? Leave the family drama behind and join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience!

LameKidCoolAdult – Minecraft SMP

activities, childhood memories, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, fads, growing up, Innocence, juvenile, LameKidCoolAdult, maturing, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Outdated, pastimes, Perception, perspective, pop culture, Reflection, Retro, smp, Toys, trends, uncool

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1576
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Farms Harvested:	331	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Remember when you thought eating dirt was a gourmet meal and playing with sticks was the ultimate form of entertainment? Well, welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we bring back those childhood memories in the most epic way possible!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as weird and wacky as you are. Build your dream base, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle it out in epic PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Doom, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and the ability to turn all their enemies into fluffy bunnies. Will you be the one to claim this ridiculous relic and become the ultimate ruler of our absurd world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

DreamCrafters

Analysis, common themes, Desires, dream analysis, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, DreamCrafters, dreams, emotions, FEARS, Interpretation, Memories, Nightmares, patterns, Psychology, recurring, Sleeping, subconscious, subconscious mind, surreal, symbols

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1029
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Do you dream of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a magical dreamland where anything is possible. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of cake? Easy peasy. Our server is the stuff dreams are made of, literally. So come join us and make all your wildest dreams come true in the blocky world of Minecraft!

NasrallahsRevenge Minecraft Server

Assassination, assassination plot, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Mossad, Nasrallah, NasrallahsRevenge, Netanyahu, Politics, regional tensions, Replacement, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Target, Terrorism, War

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Yo, fam, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, cuz we out here killin’ bosses like it’s nobody’s business. We took out Nasrallah’s replacement, and his replacement’s replacement, like it was just a walk in the park. We got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen. Plus, our admin team is like a bunch of ninja wizards who will grant your every wish (as long as it involves more explosions). So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyPutin2021

Communication, controversial, CraftyPutin2021, Diplomacy, discussions, ex-president, foreign affairs, former leader, interactions, international relations, Meetings, News, phone calls, Political, post-presidency, putin, Reports, russia, trump, Woodward book, world leaders

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2987
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6788	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3

so, like, you know how trump and putin are like bffs or whatever? well, on this server, you can be bffs with them too! join us and you’ll get to chat with trump and putin while building epic castles and battling dragons. rumor has it, if you impress them enough, they’ll even give you a secret mission to take down herobrine. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. come join us and be a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history! #trumpandputinbffs #herobrineslayers #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🐲💎

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, atelier ryza, blocky, Gender Identity, japanese games, Klaudia, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ representation in media, mental health, Minecraft, misconceptions, Ryza, schizophrenia, Server, sexual orientation, Stereotypes, stigma, Straight characters, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	860	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Votes:	5936	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and ordinary? Well, look no further because our server is anything but ordinary! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the shocking revelation that Ryza and Klaudia from Atelier Ryza are both straight! Who would have thought? But that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll encounter on our server. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you never know what craziness awaits you around the corner. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

Biggest Pop Ever Minecraft SMP

audience response, Biggest, biggest pop, crowd reactions, extraordinary reactions, extraordinary receptions, famous moments, historic applause, historical milestones, History, iconic moments, legendary moments, massive reactions, memorable events, Minecraft, noteworthy occurrences, pop, popular culture, record-breaking, remarkable events, significant achievements, smp, unforgettable reactions, viral moments

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9922
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have players who have gotten so popular, their ego is bigger than a giant slime! Rumor has it, one player once got so many diamonds in one mining trip, they had to build a separate house just to store them all. And don’t even get us started on the epic pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the blocks in another player’s house with pink wool! If you want to be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there, join us now and see if you can become the next big pop star of the server!

CousinClash Minecraft Server

Brat, close bond, cocktails night, CousinClash, Drinking Night, entitled, exclusion, family dinner, Family Events, Friends, guilt trip, inappropriate, mean, Minecraft, misunderstood, only child, pajama party, princess, Server, spoiled, tantrums, younger cousin

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	884	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as your spoiled cousin’s tantrums? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so insane, even your entitled cousin would be impressed! We have virtual pajama parties where you can sip on virtual cocktails and spill the tea on your ex-relationships. And don’t worry, we promise not to invite any bratty kids who throw tantrums when they don’t get their way.

So come join us for a night of virtual fun that’s guaranteed to make you forget all about your entitled cousin and her guilt trips. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DogHouseMC

Allergies, Animal Behavior, coworker conflicts, coworker relationships, dog behavior, dog training, DogHouseMC, ENTITLEMENT, office dynamics, office pets, office rules, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet ownership, pet policies, pet-friendly workplaces, Professionalism, service animals, workplace boundaries, workplace distractions, workplace etiquette

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	4195	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t allow entitled dogs to ruin your gaming experience? Look no further! Our server is strictly for humans only, no furry friends allowed. Why? Because we believe in creating a safe and allergen-free environment for all our players.

Join us and never worry about getting itchy eyes or breathing issues from someone’s pet dog ever again. Plus, who needs a dog to liven up the place when you have epic builds and adventures waiting for you in our server? So say goodbye to entitled pet owners and hello to a dog-free gaming paradise.

Don’t be the office dog lady of the Minecraft world, join our server today and game on without any unwanted furry distractions. Because let’s face it, dogs may be man’s best friend, but they’re definitely not a gamer’s best friend.