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  • BoomerCraft: Back in My Day

    BoomerCraft: Back in My Day
    Are your parents still living in the Stone Age while you’re out here crafting diamond swords and building epic castles in Minecraft? Then you need to join our server ASAP!

    Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist logging on. We’ve got pigs that can fly, creepers that breakdance, and villagers that throw the wildest parties.

    Forget about your parents’ boring rules and restrictions, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come join us and let’s build a world where the only thing normal is being totally insane!

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  • FridgeWarsMC

    FridgeWarsMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

    Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

    But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

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  • ParentalUpgradeCraft

    ParentalUpgradeCraft
    U Rite, me and my homies got a Minecraft server that will blow ur mind! Why join? Well, let me tell u a lil story. Once upon a time, there was a pig who could fly. Yeah, u heard me right, a flying pig! And on our server, u can ride that pig into battle against evil zombies and creepers. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And if u join our server, u can have all the riches u ever dreamed of. So what u waiting for? Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of ur life!

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  • Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft

    Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft
    so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can explore the depths of your emotions while building epic structures with your blocky hands. like, we did a study on kids and found out that emotional overeating is linked to temperament and stuff. so, like, join our server and unleash your inner emotions through building and crafting. parents can even join in and play a crucial role in your development as a master builder. come join us and let’s create some emotional masterpieces together!

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  • CraftyCheatzMC

    CraftyCheatzMC
    Are you tired of your child struggling in school? Are you tired of them bringing home bad grades and disappointing you? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where cheating is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

    Imagine a world where your child can build their way to the top of the class by using creative hacks and cheats to ace every test and assignment. No more late night study sessions, no more tears over failed exams. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and the rules of the game, but who cares about those anyway?).

    So why wait? Join our server today and watch as your child becomes the ultimate academic mastermind, all thanks to the power of cheating!

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  • TipsyTeensCraft

    TipsyTeensCraft
    so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. we let teens drink all the time, no rules, man. it’s, like, a party 24/7. we even have, like, a secret underground bar where you can get wasted with your virtual pals.

    join us for a wild time, where the only limit is your imagination. get ready to get turnt up and build some epic creations while sipping on some virtual brews.

    come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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  • HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

    HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!
    so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

    you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

    come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

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  • DadCraft: Microbiome Edition

    DadCraft: Microbiome Edition
    so, like, u know how moms give babies their gut stuff, right? well, turns out dads do it too! like, who knew, right? so, like, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can get all the gut microbes u need from ur dad, just like in real life! after a year, u’ll be like a mini version of ur dad, but in minecraft form! come join us and get all the dad microbes u need for a healthy gut and a wacky adventure in our server! it’s gonna be wild, dude!

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  • DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem

    DadBodCraft: Mitochondrial Mayhem
    so like, u know how u eat a lot of burgers and fries and stuff, well turns out ur kids might get fat just cuz u eat like a pig. but like, on this server, u can eat all the virtual burgers u want and ur minecraft kids won’t get fat cuz they don’t have real bodies. it’s like magic, but with pixels and stuff. join now and save ur future minecraft generations from obesity!

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