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Parental Guidance

  • BlockMomsWisdom

    BlockMomsWisdom
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! Our server is so epic, even your parents would approve. They probably told you to always strive for greatness, right? Well, on our server, greatness is just the beginning.

    Imagine this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and show your parents that you’re not just a blocky builder, you’re a pixelated pioneer!

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  • BlockyParentalWisdom

    BlockyParentalWisdom
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the best advice your parents ever gave you is to mine diamonds and build epic castles! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come join us and let your parents’ advice lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

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  • AwkwardCraft

    AwkwardCraft
    Imagine watching a movie about a family of talking potatoes who go on a quest to find the lost cheese grater of destiny with your parents. Awkward much? But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you can escape the uncomfortable movie nights and instead join a world where you can build your own potato kingdom and battle evil cheese graters in epic PvP matches. Plus, rumor has it that the cheese grater of destiny is hidden somewhere in our server, waiting to be found by the bravest potato warrior. So come join us and embark on a hilarious and bizarre adventure unlike any other!

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  • ParentalSMPNoFlex

    ParentalSMPNoFlex
    Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • SibSquadSnackDrama

    SibSquadSnackDrama
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling rivalry? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual family feud, where you can argue over who gets to order the food and who gets left hungry.

    Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of demanding your sister to buy you food because you broke her favorite vase last week. And if she refuses, don’t worry – just come to us and we’ll make sure justice is served (or not served, in this case).

    With a community that values sibling drama over everything else, you’ll never run out of reasons to log on and stir up some trouble. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • ParentCraftMC

    ParentCraftMC
    join our epic minecraft server where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted wishes. they wished for a castle made of cheese and a pet dragon that farted rainbows. true story, bro.

    but wait, there’s more! on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. we also have a secret underground disco party where herobrine is the DJ. trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

    so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ve ever had. who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a blocky world? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server

    Grown-Up Gamers Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like the only responsible one in a sea of reckless teenagers? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where adults rule the land! No more dealing with angsty drama or immature behavior – here, the grown-ups are in charge and ready to show those kids how it’s done. Build your own adult-sized empire, complete with sophisticated architecture and refined taste. Who needs high school drama when you can have a mature and classy gaming experience? Join us now and unleash your inner adulting skills!

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  • Momma’s MineCraft Moolah

    Momma’s MineCraft Moolah
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mom’s family gossip? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and financial dilemmas!

    We promise you won’t just be building blocks, you’ll be building trust issues and guilt trips too! Watch out for the “I want all the money” mini-game, where you have to navigate through arguments and legal battles to come out on top.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got low-risk investment accounts and trusted colleagues to help you manage your virtual finances. And if you ever need a break from the chaos, just take a monthly vacation in-game to relax and recharge.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to handle all the drama and money management skills of a real-life soap opera!

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