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  • ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP

    ParentingProdigy – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you to join! This SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride of epic proportions. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling dragons, and forming alliances with other players. But beware, there are trolls lurking around every corner and griefers ready to ruin your day.

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But before they could celebrate, a herd of zombie pigmen came charging at them, causing chaos and destruction. It was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself raising virtual kids in a whole new way.

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  • BlockPartyDrugz

    BlockPartyDrugz
    Are you tired of boring conversations about sex and drugs at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for wild discussions about creepers and potions that will make your parents blush. Who needs “the talk” when you can learn all about love and potions in our pixelated world? Don’t miss out on the craziest conversations this side of the block!

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  • Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures

    Crafting Chaos: Parental Failures
    Are you tired of being unprepared for the real world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable life skills such as building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky world filled with creepers, zombies, and other crazy creatures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the ancient art of bacon-making. Yes, you heard that right – bacon-making! Imagine the look on your parents’ faces when you come home with a plate full of delicious bacon that you made yourself in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft master, equipped with all the skills you need to conquer the real world (and maybe even impress your parents along the way).

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  • Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

    Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers
    So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

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  • BookWormParentAlert

    BookWormParentAlert
    Are you tired of stumbling upon smutty books disguised as innocent reads? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no hidden surprises, just pure gaming fun!

    Just like how this book had a decoy cover, our server may look like a regular Minecraft world at first glance, but we guarantee you’ll have a blast once you start playing. No inappropriate content here, only wholesome adventures await!

    And if you ever need a friendly warning or some advice, our community is always here to help. Just like how our player bravely stepped in to save a tween from a literary disaster, we’ve got your back in the virtual world too.

    So come join us on our server, where the only surprises you’ll encounter are epic builds, exciting quests, and maybe a few friendly trolls (the Minecraft kind, not the internet kind). See you there!

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  • BrattyStepsisGoneWildMC

    BrattyStepsisGoneWildMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build and explore to your heart’s content without any annoying step-siblings throwing tantrums!

    Join us and leave behind the chaos of family dinners at Applebee’s, where you won’t have to deal with anyone demanding a big steak and multiple sides. On our server, you can have all the virtual steak you want, no questions asked!

    So come on over and let loose on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to build with next. No more embarrassing moments or awkward family dinners – just pure Minecraft fun!

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  • KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP

    KidzGoneWild Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, our server was invaded by a horde of evil chickens wearing top hats and monocles. They demanded that all players must wear clown costumes and juggle potatoes while building their bases. It was madness, I tell you!

    But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you will also find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and magical cookies that grant you the power of flight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing llamas.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky journey, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the absurdity. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

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  • GoodParentingMC SMP

    GoodParentingMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and acts like responsible adults? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where bad parenting is actually good parenting!

    Picture this: instead of teaching your kids manners and responsibility, you’re encouraging them to grief other players’ builds and steal their diamonds! That’s right, on our server, the more chaotic and mischievous your parenting style, the better!

    But that’s not all – we also have insane events like “Parent-Child PvP Battles” where you and your kid team up to take down other families in epic battles to see who reigns supreme as the ultimate Minecraft family.

    So if you’re looking for a server where bad parenting is not only accepted but encouraged, join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the most notorious family on the server!

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  • SexEd101 Minecraft SMP

    SexEd101 Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and even a little romance (wink wink).

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. From explosive sheep to flying pigs, you never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next.

    And as for learning about sex? Well, let’s just say our server has a unique way of teaching players about the birds and the bees. You’ll never look at a Minecraft pig the same way again!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • SkinnyPixelSavage

    SkinnyPixelSavage
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Join our server for epic battles and hilarious drama like you’ve never seen before!

    Join us and you’ll have the chance to roast other players like never before. Just like the time I called out a camper for mocking my weight and she ended up in tears – talk about a burn!

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities and challenges to keep you entertained. So come join us and let the madness begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server?

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