parental figure Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s House Minecraft Server

Cheating, conflicted, Covid-19, Dads, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, grandmas.house, Guilt, hospitalization, House, LEAVING, Minecraft, nasty comments, parental figure, play fighting, pneumonia, relationship, reminder, separation, Server, stress, TOXIC, Traumatic

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Votes:	9327
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about all your family troubles.

Join us and leave behind the toxic relationships and constant drama. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on crafting, mining, and creating your own little world away from it all.

With crazy adventures waiting around every corner, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build a fortress to protect yourself from the chaos of family life, or team up with other players to take on epic quests and challenges.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs a mom when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

DadTalksOrNahMC

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, DadTalksOrNahMC, Emotional support, Expectations, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Values, favoritism, love and care, parental figure, parenting, personal boundaries, protective brother, Resentment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, stepfamily

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	335
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Villages Defended:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can join a dysfunctional family dynamic just like the one described above!

Join our server and take on the role of a protective big brother who is forced to babysit and raise his step-siblings because his dad is too busy being a total mess of a parent. Help your step-siblings with their nightmares, walk them to school, and even attend doctor’s appointments with them – all while dealing with a stepmom who expects you to be the perfect big brother to her kids too.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around! Watch as your step-siblings struggle on the school bus, cry to their mom about feeling unwanted at home, and rely on you to kick your big brother routine up a notch. Will you embrace being the big brother to four instead of two, or will you stand your ground and refuse to love your step-siblings like family?

Join our server now and experience the outrageousness for yourself! Who needs a functional family when you can have a Minecraft server full of drama and dysfunction?

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ores Mined:	7661
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

ParentalAFK: Am I Wrong?

blended family, Boundaries, co parenting, Communication, discipline, discipline consistency, equal partnership, family conflict, family dynamics, house rules, household duties, household rules, parental figure, parental responsibilities, ParentalAFK, parenting roles, Partnership, Respect, rules of the house, Stability, step back, wrong

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Chimeras Created:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).

Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).

But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

MommaMansionMistake

AITAH, Audacity, childhood trauma, chronically ill, DEBT, disabled, expensive treatment, Hope, House, injury, legal settlement, medical fees, MommaMansionMistake, MONEY, Mother, no support, parental figure, severe illness, single mother, strict boundaries, support carers, Telling, unable to work, Upset, working mom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	182231	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about entitled parents and crazy family drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Need a break from real life? Our server is the perfect escape, where you can leave all your worries behind and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

And hey, if you ever need a break from building, just hop on our voice chat and listen to some of the craziest stories you’ve ever heard. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even forget all about that crazy entitled parent of yours.

Dad or Bro? Wedding Dilemma

Bro, ceremony, Cheating, child support, Communication, compromise, dad, Dilemma, Divorce, emotional response, ENTITLEMENT, family, father daughter dance, father daughter relationship, Marriage, mistress, parental figure, reconciliation, relationship, religious beliefs, sibling, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Villages Defended:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	3565
Secret Passages Found:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand family drama better than anyone else! Join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and outrageous adventures.

Looking for a server where you can escape from real-life family issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build to your heart’s content without any pesky family drama getting in the way.

Join us and build your dream world, where you can create your own family dynamics without any cheating dads or crazy stepmothers to worry about. Plus, we have a special feature where you can invite your brother to escort you down the aisle at your virtual wedding – no overbearing dads allowed!

So come on over and leave your real-life family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape, build, and have a laugh at the absurdity of it all. Join now and let the fun begin!

/Diamonds/ – Minecraft SMP

(Audio), 4chan, 90s trance, album release, album submission, board suggestion, cover art, DEADLINE, diamonds, digital music production, Feedback, file sharing, lossless format, Minecraft, music making, music production, music site, smp, submission guidelines, submission process, Theme, wikis

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Farms Harvested:	982	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Crops Grown:	1538	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with insanity and chaos!

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers approaches you, asking for a dance-off! Or how about the time when a herd of pigs started a revolution against the cows, demanding equal rights for all farm animals? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most epic music production competition you’ve ever seen. Join in on the fun and create your very own 90s trance masterpiece to be featured on our 14th album. Who knows, maybe your track will become the next big hit on YouTube!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of creativity!

Woke-Free Minecraft Server

anti woke, conflicting ideologies, identity crisis, left wing, Minecraft, outcast, political affiliations, political alignment, political beliefs, political divide, political identity, political ideologies, political polarization, political spectrum, political views, right wing, Server, social justice, social movements, social outcast, societal norms, WokeFree

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	858
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of the political spectrum? Are you too anti-woke for the left and too left wing for the right? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape the madness of real life politics by building your own virtual utopia where everyone gets along… or not!

On our server, you can create your own political party, overthrow the government, or just chill with some llamas in a cozy mountain village. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of truth and justice, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether.

So come on, join us and let your political frustrations melt away in a world where anything is possible… as long as you can survive the creeper explosions and zombie hordes, that is. See you in the game, comrade!

Grandma’s Turkey SMP Adventure

Adventure, alone, ALRIGHT, apartment, Experience, family, fat, Grandma, Grandmas, holidays, home, Memories, Miserable, mom, NEGATIVE, past, Positive, smp, thankful, Thanksgiving, tradition, turkey, Visit, WORST

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	73
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring family gatherings and awkward conversations with distant relatives? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the holiday madness! Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your annoying family members.

Imagine building a giant turkey statue to celebrate Thanksgiving, or pranking your friends with exploding snowmen during Christmas. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So why spend another holiday season listening to your mom complain about the food when you could be mining diamonds and battling zombies with your new online friends? Join us now and say goodbye to boring holidays forever!

Anime & Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, anime favorites, anime favorites list, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Rankings, anime ratings, favorite anime, favorite anime characters, favorite characters, favorite characters list, favorite series, favorite shows, long tail tags, Minecraft, Server, sorting anime., sorting by rating, sorting favorites, sorting list, Top Anime, top characters

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
New Chunks Explored:	371447	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Love Letters Sent:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime lover’s paradise! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your favorite anime characters come to life and battle it out in epic PvP matches.

Not sure who your favorite anime character is? No problem! Our server has a sorting feature that will help you remember all the waifus and husbandos that have stolen your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive events like the annual “Naruto Run” race where players sprint across the map with their arms flailing behind them. And don’t forget about our legendary “Dragon Ball Z” themed treasure hunts where players search for the elusive Dragon Balls to make their wishes come true.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the anime adventures begin!

The Gaytor’s Minecraft SMP Web Fishing Adventure

71060569, Adventure, Fishing, Gaytor edition, Gaytors, general, hooklinesinker.lol, last thread, Minecraft, modding, smp, thunderstore.io, web, Webfishing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9528
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	997
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times). Our modding community is so wild, we once turned all the pigs into flying unicorns with laser eyes. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Webfishing mod, where you can literally fish for memes. And don’t even get us started on the time we accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started a war with the villagers. Good times, good times.

So if you’re ready to dive into a world of madness and mayhem, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. And remember, always watch your back around those sneaky unicorns.

Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

aspirations, balance, career, Contentment, family, fulfillment, goals, growth, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, love, Minecraft, Paradise, Passion, PIXEL, Priorities, purpose, relationships, self improvement, Server, spirituality, success, VALUES

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1724	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Farms Harvested:	830
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	8977	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Do you ever find yourself pondering life’s deepest questions while mining for diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your existential crises! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are lining up to join! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant floating castles made entirely out of obsidian, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest for greatness.

But that’s not all! We also have a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours, a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of zombie chickens, and a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

> WOOOOOOOAH AEW FUCKING SUUUUUUUUCKS… Minecraft SMP

aew, AEWtists, Audience, Chant, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, Fans, fucking, Main Event, Minecraft, Performance, professional wrestling, reaction, smp, social media, SUUUUUUUUCKS.., Unnecessary, WOOOOOOOAH, wrestling, wrestling community, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling promotion

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Enchantments Applied:	267	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where AEW fans chant nonsense during main events? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question reality. We don’t just suck, we blow your mind with our outrageous antics and insane stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Reverse Colonization Minecraft Server

colonial legacy, Colonization, cross-cultural dialogue, cultural exchange, decolonization, Diversity, Global community, global perspective, global perspectives, historical impact, historical injustice, imperialism, Int, international relations, Minecraft, neo-colonialism, opinion, post-colonialism., power dynamics, Reverse, reverse colonization, Server, social progress

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6200
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mines Excavated:	4831
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice things up with some reverse colonization? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey of turning the tables on colonization. Build your own empire and conquer lands that were once ruled by others. Who knew that colonizing could be so fun and entertaining?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for tacos. Help him satisfy his cravings and who knows, maybe he’ll even join your empire as a loyal companion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the wacky world of reverse colonization bring a whole new level of fun to your Minecraft experience!

So, it Happened Minecraft SMP

Amorim, Amr, Bodo/Glimts, determination, Effort, Europa League, FAITH, FATIGUE, forumscp, Happened, in, Injuries, Lads, manchester united, Minecraft, mug, optimism, out, Pain, Reinforcements, Season, smp, SUICIDE, Tactics, twitter

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and outrageous shenanigans that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

We may not have the best tactics or determination, but we make up for it with our insane stories and ridiculous antics. Need reinforcements? We’ve got you covered with our army of deranged chickens and explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even witness a creeper doing the floss dance or a pig riding a minecart. Anything is possible in our wacky world of Minecraft! #AMR #IN or #OUT? It’s up to you to decide your fate in this wild and unpredictable server.

Randon Caspurr Minecraft Server

#youtube, Caspurr, Caspurr Catacini, Caspurr clip playlist, clip playlist, Happy, merch, Minecraft, Official, Old thread, OP Template, OrcClips, Professor Lando, randon, Randon Caspurr General, Randon clip playlist, Randon Neuring, Server, Thanksgiving, Thanksgiving edition, twitch, twitter, VOD Archive, XCOM 2

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Happy XCOM 2 Thanksgiving Edition where you can battle aliens while giving thanks for all the loot you find!

Our players, Randon Neuring and Caspurr Catacini, are legends in the Minecraft world. Randon once defeated a creeper with just a potato, while Caspurr built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. These two will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. From Randon Neuring hoodies to Professor Lando socks, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget to check out our unlisted VOD archive for some top-secret gameplay footage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky aliens trying to steal your diamonds!