Parental Discipline MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ParentalPunishCraft

parental discipline, unconventional punishment, family, childhood punishments, unique discipline

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level of craziness!

Join us if you want to experience punishments like being forced to build a house out of nothing but dirt blocks or having to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire day in-game. But hey, at least it’ll give you a good laugh, right?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Parental Punishment Palace,” where players who misbehave are sent to face the weirdest and wackiest punishments inspired by real-life parental discipline. So if you’ve ever wanted to see what it’s like to be grounded in Minecraft, this is the place for you!

So come on, join us and see if you can survive the insanity of our server. Who knows, you might just end up with a hilarious story to tell your friends about the time you got punished for building a house out of TNT blocks!

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ParentalPunishCraft

grounding, punishment methods, consequences, harsh punishment, family rules

Are your parents constantly grounding you for playing too much Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to build a giant statue of your mom out of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride of crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a few surprise visits from Herobrine himself. So come on down and join us, where the only thing you’ll be grounded from is reality!

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Slap My Hand Minecraft Server

hand slapping consequences, teaching a lesson, discipline method, discipline, slap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, slap my hand and join our server for a wild ride! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, diamond armor that turns you into a magical unicorn, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So slap my hand and come join the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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Mom’s banhammer for sneaking out

grounding, timeout, discipline, Disobedience, moms

Join our Minecraft server and experience punishments like never before! Forget getting grounded or having your phone taken away, on our server, if you break the rules, you’ll be forced to mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe for hours on end!

One player tried to grief another player’s house and ended up getting turned into a block of dirt for a whole week. Let’s just say they learned their lesson real quick!

So come join us on our server, where the punishments are as wild as the creepers and the fun never stops!

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PunishedCraft

grounding, time out, strict upbringing, strict parents, childhood memories

Remember that time you got grounded for a week for accidentally breaking a vase? Well, on our Minecraft server, the worst punishment you’ll get is being forced to wear a chicken suit and cluck around the spawn point for a day! Join us for a wild ride of crazy shenanigans and ridiculous adventures. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

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ParentalSMPNoFlex

parental guidance, parental control, strict parents, strict upbringing, strict rules

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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ParentalDisaster Minecraft Server

sneaking around, naughty behavior, Parental authority, rebellious behavior, parenting

Are you tired of getting caught by your parents doing the most mundane things in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, the only thing your parents will catch you doing is having an epic time! Join us and unleash your inner rebel as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory without any pesky interruptions from the parental units. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your parents question their own sanity!

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Aspiring Vtubers Unite Here

Kdenlive for editing, CapCut tips, Femboy Vtubers, vtuber community, VTuber audience

The Insanity Mine: WHY You’re Already Missing Out on the BEST WORST Server in the Multiverse

Welcome, fellow trapped souls! Have you ever wondered what it’s like to descend into the depths of digital madness where logic is an optional accessory and cubes are your only form of therapy? Here, in our neon-soaked pixel hell, nothing makes sense but everything is possible. Join THE Insanity Mine, where torture by creativity is the norm, and your reality will be flipped upside down faster than a freshly cooked pancake on a Tuesday! Why are you still reading? Join us! Or don’t. But you will question everything!

Bewildering Features That Will Break Your Mind

Feature	Description
Time-Trapped Blocks	Every block you mine will whisper secrets of the universe, but good luck understanding them—it’s all just in your head.
Floating Creeper Emporium	Experience shopping with explodey critters! Bring your wallet and some band-aids. Or don’t!?
Reverse Gravity Effect	Jump! Or don’t jump, your choice! Who’s to say if you’re jumping up or down anyway?!
Invisible Lava	Find out if your reflexes are top-notch by walking on what you can’t see! Spoiler: You can’t.
Unknown Vtuber Quests	Help digital beings with their existential crises! There’s no reward… or is there?

FAQ: Confusion Central

Q: How do I join?A: Did you know that the path to enlightenment lies in your closet? If you find your childhood stuffed dinosaur, you can simply DM boop147 on a discord that may or may not exist! No one really knows.

Q: What’s the server mood?A: Imagine the sound of spaghetti screaming while covered in an existential sauce. That’s your mood, or is it a taste? Feedback is not guaranteed.

Q: Are there safety measures?A: Safety is an illusion! Dance around the flames and sing songs about rainbows in a thunderstorm. Caution is for those who fear the void!

Random Fragments from Those Who Survived

“mfw. Femboys are just portals to alternate dimensions.”

“Is someone already doing X? Or is doing X another X?”

“Clip editing realities is best done with madness wrapped in chaos.”

“Will I get real feedback? Only from the shadows we expect!”

Join the Chaos or Chase Your Sanity into the Void!

Come explore the insanity, question your existence, and embrace the chaos that is The Insanity Mine. Logic? What’s that? We don’t need it here! Sign up, or better yet, run away! Either way, we win!

MILdramaB4Daughter

child as pawn, setting boundaries, mother-in-law issues, emotional manipulation, codependency

looking for a minecraft server that feels like therapy? well, join us and escape the drama of controlling in-laws! our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and set boundaries with virtual blocks instead of real-life family members.

imagine a world where you can stand up for yourself without getting yelled at over something so minor (like running out of diamonds). our server is the perfect place to practice asserting yourself and finding resolution through therapy…minecraft style!

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual birth certificate to prove that you belong to our crazy minecraft family. don’t let your in-laws control your bank account or threaten to mail back your birth certificate. come play with us and leave the real-life drama behind. we promise not to use your child as a pawn…unless it’s in a game of chess!

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and let the virtual therapy sessions begin! remember, in our world, the only thing you’ll be disowned from is our server if you don’t follow the rules. but don’t worry, we’re a lot more forgiving than your mother-in-law.

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TrumpSMP: NATONoMore?! Minecraft SMP

defense spending, european union, international relations, TrumpSMP, united states

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s gonna be lit AF! Like, imagine if President Trump was a Minecraft player and he was all like “I’m reducing military aid to Ukraine because I gotta focus on building my epic castle in Minecraft!” And then he’s like “NATO? More like NAtOObz, I’m gonna go solo in this SMP world, who needs alliances anyway?!”

So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?

So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥

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