parental death Minecraft Servers

parental death Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!

    BlockyBucks: Not Your Charity Case!
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    Players: 104/1000 Votes: 1084
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Demon Skulls Collected: 49 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Animals Bred: 97 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sacrificing for your nephew and paying for a house you don’t even live in? Come join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world madness!

    Join us for outrageous adventures and build your dream world without worrying about mortgage payments or private school fees. Our server is sponsored by mysterious “angels” who believe in helping those in need – even if you don’t want their charity!

    Forget about snobby old money families and their judgmental attitudes. On our server, everyone is equal and free to mine, build, and explore to their heart’s content. Who needs Legoland when you can create your own virtual paradise?

    So come on, leave the real world behind and join us for a summer of fun and laughter. Who knows, you might even find some diamonds in the mines along the way!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GrannyGriefers Minecraft Server

    GrannyGriefers Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7109
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more complicated than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this OP’s life story.

    Just like OP’s father, our server has its fair share of drinking problems – except it’s all about drinking potions to gain superpowers and conquer the land!

    Join us and become the ultimate male role model for our virtual world. Show those blocky kids how it’s done and lead them to victory!

    Forget about legal action, on our server, the only law is the law of the block. Build, mine, and craft your way to the top while avoiding any pesky grandmothers trying to contact you.

    So, are you ready to be the cold-hearted, cruel, son of a block on our server? Join now and show them who’s boss! #BlockLife #MinecraftDrama

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

    Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 174
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8221
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

    On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

    So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

    Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab
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    Players: 94/100 Votes: 1731
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Crops Grown: 1501
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Divine Spears Created: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

    We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

    Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

    GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6264
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Towns Built: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BodyOddityCraft

    BodyOddityCraft
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3992
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Zombie Dances: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Magic Items Found: 1546

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

    So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NukeCraftMafiaJPN

    NukeCraftMafiaJPN
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 5114
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 17 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 85 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

    SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 841
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

    we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

    epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

    so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

    Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 9302
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

    Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

    And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

    So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ShowerCam Minecraft Server

    ShowerCam Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 5128
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

    But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

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  • BlockBucksBaeSplitter

    BlockBucksBaeSplitter
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    Players: 100/500 Votes: 6395
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Star Shards Collected: 140
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 26 Ether Blades Crafted: 19
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Void Gems Collected: 22
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

    Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

    So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

    PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 5962
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Alien Abductions: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

    And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

    So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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