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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6957 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!
So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!