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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 9401 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2525 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 163 |
| Crops Grown: | 5783 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
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So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make even your stepdaughter’s antics seem tame in comparison. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike letting her stay in your house for too long).
