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  • Sickmas Minecraft Server

    Sickmas Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.

    Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.

    So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!

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  • Kid Parent Grandpa Server

    Kid Parent Grandpa Server
    OMG JOIN DIS SERVER AND U WILL WATCH KID VIDEOS LIKE 1000000 TIMES BECAUSE WE HAVE A SECRET ROOM FILLED WITH ONLY KID VIDEOS AND U HAVE TO WATCH THEM TO ESCAPE HAHAHAHAHAHA. ALSO, WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT AND IF U CAN RIDE IT FOR 10 SECONDS U GET A DIAMOND SWORD. PLUS, OUR ADMIN IS A TALKING LLAMA WHO WILL GIVE U FREE DIAMONDS IF U TELL HIM A JOKE HE HAS NEVER HEARD BEFORE. SO COME JOIN AND WATCH KID VIDEOS FOREVER HAHAHAHAHA.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

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  • CraftyClassApology

    CraftyClassApology
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of Brandon, the misunderstood cup pyramid destroyer.

    Watch as Brandon’s reputation is put on the line, accused of a crime he didn’t commit – knocking down a pyramid of cups. Ms. B, the underpaid teacher turned detective, tries to solve the mystery but ends up in hot water herself. Will Brandon clear his name? Will Ms. B learn the true meaning of justice? Find out on our server!

    But that’s not all – we have exclusive in-game events where you can stack cups, build pyramids, and even roleplay as a structural engineer like Brandon. And don’t worry, we promise not to falsely accuse you of any cup-related crimes. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

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  • Pup Parent Confusion

    Pup Parent Confusion
    join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

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  • BlockyBadParentz

    BlockyBadParentz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy parents who will make you question your sanity! Join now for a chance to witness parents throwing tantrums over virtual block building and hear them scream obscenities at their kids through the chat. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and Endermen! Don’t miss out on the drama, join our server today!

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  • DetentionDramaCraft

    DetentionDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of middle school drama and random nosebleeds? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape for kids who have to deal with crazy teachers like Mrs. S who give out detention for the most ridiculous reasons.

    Join our server and let out all your frustrations by building the most epic dodgeball arena ever! No need to worry about getting in trouble for not having a hall pass to the bathroom – we understand that sometimes you just gotta deal with those nosebleeds first.

    And don’t worry about crazy teachers trying to give you detention for seeking medical help. Our VP is on your side and will make sure you’re taken care of. Plus, we have a strict no detention policy for nosebleeds – because punishing kids for getting medical help is just plain insane.

    So come join our server and let loose with some epic Minecraft adventures. Who knew a game could be the perfect escape from the chaos of middle school drama?

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  • DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server

    DumpsterDiveCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a daycare on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like the time a parent came back looking for their toddler’s stuffed toy and our staff accidentally threw it in the dumpster. Talk about a plot twist!

    But don’t worry, we promise not to throw your precious items in the trash (unless you ask us to, we don’t judge). So come join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected surprises and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even find your own lost stuffed toy along the way!

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  • CreepyCraft: Parent Edition

    CreepyCraft: Parent Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your daughter away from creepy dads and bad influences? Look no further than our server! We promise no underage drinking or sketchy truck rides here!

    Join our server for a safe and fun environment where you can trust that your daughter won’t be pressured into skipping school or getting drunk. Our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build and explore without any drama.

    Forget about worrying over Life360 locations or sneaky text messages – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest castle or find the rarest diamond.

    So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, your daughter will thank you for it! Just don’t tell her we spilled the beans about her sneaky adventures 😉

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