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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7757 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 232 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!
