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BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis -
ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof). -
Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server
so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?
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PixelPardon Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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GrieferGuru: Minecraft’s Notorious Artist
so, like, imagine a place where VANDALISM is not only allowed but ENCOURAGED. like, you can go around smashing stuff, blowing things up, and just causing chaos everywhere you go. AND GUESS WHAT? if you’re, like, SUPER good at it, you can be, like, a LEGEND and be, like, completely pardoned for all your crimes. you’ll be, like, FAMOUS for being the best vandal ever. so, like, come join our server where you can unleash your inner destruction and become a VANDALISM SUPERSTAR. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.
