Pardon Minecraft Servers

Pardon

  • BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

    BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022

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    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis

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  • Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

    Unconstitutional Minecraft SMP Hunter’s Conviction

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    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Our server is so wild that even the most respectable right wing legal scholars would agree that joining is the only constitutional thing to do.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.

    If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

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    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

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  • Pardon My Minecraft Server

    Pardon My Minecraft Server

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    Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate battle of pronunciation between French and English words! Will “rendezvous” be pronounced with a French accent or an English one? Will “fruit” suddenly sound fancy and sophisticated? Only on our server will you find out the answers to these burning questions. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual garden is filled with magical creatures that speak a mix of French and English. So come on over and let the linguistic chaos begin!

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  • Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

    Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

    so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

    join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

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  • PixelPardon Minecraft Server

    PixelPardon Minecraft Server

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    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, have we got a server for you!

    Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • BidenCraft Server: Resign Before DNC

    BidenCraft Server: Resign Before DNC

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    🤣🎮 Ready to join the craziest Minecraft server ever? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, we’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of lava! 😂🔥

    Picture this: Biden resigns before the DNC convention, but wait, it gets better! Harris refuses to step aside for Newsom or Whitmer, so the brain trust decides to have her run as an incumbent. And get this, Biden is gonna pardon Hunter before he steps down, and maybe even Trump too! 🤯🤣

    If you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this political soap opera, then look no further! Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more bonkers than a creeper with a TNT hat! 💥🤪 #MinecraftMadness

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  • GrieferGuru: Minecraft’s Notorious Artist

    GrieferGuru: Minecraft’s Notorious Artist

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    so, like, imagine a place where VANDALISM is not only allowed but ENCOURAGED. like, you can go around smashing stuff, blowing things up, and just causing chaos everywhere you go. AND GUESS WHAT? if you’re, like, SUPER good at it, you can be, like, a LEGEND and be, like, completely pardoned for all your crimes. you’ll be, like, FAMOUS for being the best vandal ever. so, like, come join our server where you can unleash your inner destruction and become a VANDALISM SUPERSTAR. it’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

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  • Pixelated Pardon: I’m Not a Racist, It’s Just a Creeper

    Pixelated Pardon: I’m Not a Racist, It’s Just a Creeper

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. But that’s not even the best part! The players on this server were all expert builders, creating magnificent structures that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons, battle evil wizards, and even participate in epic dance-offs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the best parties in town. We’re talking disco balls, fireworks, and unlimited cake.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, we’re not racist, it’s just their culture!

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  • RexCivil

    RexCivil

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    RexCivil is a one-of-a-kind peaceful survival server, featuring claiming, keep inventory, unique weapons designed by the owner himself (alongside a few implemented from community suggestions), and beautifully hand-crafted scenery. Fully customized mobs paired with customized weaponry revolutionizes the PvE experience, meaning there is always something to do. Whether it be completing dungeons for rewards, or fighting boss mobs at extravagantly crafted castles, you are guaranteed a truly memorable rexperience.

    civil.rexcraftia.com

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