Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Hunter was convicted of stealing all the diamonds on the server. But fear not, because Biden swooped in and pardoned him, claiming it was all just a big misunderstanding. Now, Hunter roams free and the law is just a mere suggestion on our server.
If you want to challenge the law, push the boundaries of what is considered acceptable in Minecraft, and maybe even steal some diamonds yourself, then this is the SMP for you. So come on in and join the chaos, because SCOTUS won’t know what hit them!
so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!
join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?
Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures in the Minecraft universe. Build your own crazy creations, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures in our one-of-a-kind world.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Julian Assange himself has hidden a secret treasure on our server, and only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind Trump’s shady dealings and earn yourself a pardon in the process?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: Biden resigns before the DNC convention, but wait, it gets better! Harris refuses to step aside for Newsom or Whitmer, so the brain trust decides to have her run as an incumbent. And get this, Biden is gonna pardon Hunter before he steps down, and maybe even Trump too! 🤯🤣
If you want a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this political soap opera, then look no further! Join us now and get ready for a gaming experience that’s more bonkers than a creeper with a TNT hat! 💥🤪 #MinecraftMadness
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server unlike any other. This server was filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. But that’s not even the best part! The players on this server were all expert builders, creating magnificent structures that would make even the Eiffel Tower jealous.
But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride dragons, battle evil wizards, and even participate in epic dance-offs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have the best parties in town. We’re talking disco balls, fireworks, and unlimited cake.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, we’re not racist, it’s just their culture!
SO, IF U WANNA BUILD UR OWN GALACTIC EMPIRE, FIGHT ALIEN CREEPERS, OR JUST HANG OUT WITH SOME INTERSTELLAR FRIENDS, THEN THIS IS DA PLACE FOR U! JOIN US NOW AND LET’S EXPLORE THE UNKNOWN TOGETHER!
OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS UNICORNS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS? YEAH, IT’S TRUE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY!
A 1.7.10 server concentrating on technology and magic including Thaumcraft, Blood Magic, Industrialcraft, Rotarycraft, and more. Modpack link: https://www.mediafire.com/file/dr9kxszn9psj58y/Mods.rar/file
135.148.63.153
WITH JAVA AND BEDROCK CROSSPLAY
⇨ Create your own Nation! Forge Alliances! Crush your Enemies and show everyone your Power! ⇨ Ignite Revolutions and found your Colonial Empire! ⇨ Become a Lone Wolf lurking in the Shadows! ⇨ Be a neutral and Peaceful Nation striving to achieve Global PeaceWith endless Possibilities the Choice is yours to make!
Details
| Server Features |
|---|
| 1.21 Survival |
| Unique Overworld, Nether and End! |
| Whitelist and Application |
| Hundreds of active Players |
| Perfectly optimized to minimize lag |
| Best suited for Content Creators, Streamers and Roleplayers! |
| Filled with lore, events, wars, alliances and more… |
| Active Staff, Quick Support and Tutorials/Guides |
*Invite Link: https://discord.com/invite/cQTfB7D4cs*
It is time to take matters into your own hands and Decide Your Destiny! The 3rd Season of the Pandora SMP is launching alongside 1.21, don’t miss it!
Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join by applying for the whitelist via the Discord server link provided above.
Q: Is the server optimized for minimal lag? A: Yes, the server is perfectly optimized to minimize lag for a smooth gaming experience.
Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines to follow on the server? A: Yes, there are rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming environment. These will be provided upon joining the server.
Q: Can I create my own nation on the server? A: Yes, you can create your own nation, forge alliances, and engage in wars and alliances with other players.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have been known to go from zero to hero without spending a single dime. That’s right, you can become a Minecraft legend without ever opening your wallet.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the wildest, craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to convince your boyfriend to watch a show with you. Will he finally give in and join you on this epic adventure? Or will he stubbornly stick to his guns like a creeper waiting to explode?
Experience the thrill of lying about watching a show just to get your boyfriend to join you – except this time, it’s all in good fun! Who knew deception could be so entertaining?
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a plot twist that even your boyfriend couldn’t predict!
Join us for a chance to have sex with a creeper (don’t worry, they’re surprisingly gentle lovers) or ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens. Our server is filled with crazy quests, hilarious mini-games, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with a group of friendly zombies.
So come on down and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!
We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”
So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.