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SnitchCraft – Sibling Edition

anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Edition, family, grocery store, household dynamics, learning, Maturity, parenting, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, sharing, sibling, sibling rivalry, Siblings, silent treatment, SNACKS, SnitchCraft, snitching, social media, teaching a lesson

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	46

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sibling snitching? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no annoying sisters to worry about.

On our server, you can build your dream castle without fear of someone snitching on you for taking their snacks. No more arguments about whose snacks belong to who – on our server, all snacks are fair game!

Join us and leave the sibling drama behind. Build, explore, and conquer without any pesky sisters trying to make themselves look like heroes by exposing your snacking habits. Trust us, this server is a snack-snitch-free zone!

So come on over and join us for a drama-free Minecraft experience. Who needs real-life sibling drama when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? See you there!

TimeWarp Minecraft Server

alternate history, ancient history, historical moments, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past civilizations, Server, time machine, time travel, time travel adventures, time travel books, time travel destinations, time travel experience, time travel exploration, time travel fantasy, time travel fiction, time travel imagination, Time Travel Movies, time travel paradox, time travel possibilities, time travel technology, time travel theories, timewarp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8015
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Imagine a Minecraft server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? Done. How about visiting ancient Egypt and building a pyramid with your fellow players? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on this server where you can literally rewrite history with your blocky creations. So come join us and embark on the craziest time-traveling adventure of your Minecraft life!

CraftyBootyCleanse

anal cleanliness, anal cleanliness tips, anal health, anal hygiene, anal hygiene practices, anal hygiene tips, anal play, anal preparation, anal preparation advice, anal preparation routine, anal preparation tips, anal sex, anal tips, cleanliness, CraftyBootyCleanse, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, intimate hygiene, personal care, personal hygiene

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a clean and anal-ready experience like no other! Our server is so pristine and well-maintained, you won’t have to worry about any unwanted surprises while exploring our virtual world.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with butt-clenching excitement and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of one big, happy family…with a few eccentric aunts and uncles thrown in for good measure.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the fun! And remember, on our server, cleanliness is next to godliness…especially when it comes to preparing for anal.

CraftyBookBurners Minecraft Server

Attack, books, Censorship, Conflict, CraftyBookBurners, Destruction, extremism, freedom of press, History, international relations, Journalism, Media, Minecraft, Nazis, printing house, Propaganda, russia, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War, world war II

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we burn books like the Nazis did 80 years ago!! 😂😂 we’re taking it to the next level by reenacting historical events in the virtual world! 🔥📚

our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the middle of a war zone! build your own printing house and defend it from the evil russians trying to take it down! 😱

join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, destruction, and maybe even a little bit of education about history! who knew learning could be so much fun in minecraft?! 🤪🔥📚

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world! 💥🔥📚 #minecraft #history #burningbooks #nazis #virtualwarzone

NATO Rush – Estonia Edition

Baltic defense, Baltic defense capabilities, Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic security, Baltic states, Defense, eastern europe, Edition, Estonia, Europe, international relations, Military, military preparedness, military strategy, nato, nato allies, NATO response time, Rush, Russian attack, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	8865
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Votes:	5112	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Estonia, minding your own business, when suddenly, BOOM, Russia decides to attack! But fear not, because on this epic Minecraft server, Estonia is like, super prepared for anything. We’ve got diamond armor for days and lava traps that will make those Russians wish they never crossed us.

And get this, Estonia is like, so confident in our skills that we’re all like, “Yeah, we could totally hold out against a Russian attack for a couple of weeks, no biggie.” But just in case things get a little too spicy, NATO is on speed dial and ready to swoop in and save the day.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as tough as Estonia and as wild as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a polar bear into battle or something equally insane. Estonia, where the Minecraft fun never stops!

CraftyCrisis: Use It Wisely

conscious consumption, conservation awareness, CraftyCrisis, inventory management, limited supply, minimal usage, minimalistic living, product consumption, product depletion, product efficiency, product essentiality, product necessity, product scarcity, product usage, resource allocation, resource conservation, resource mindfulness, resource optimization, resource preservation, running out, sustainable practices, Wisely

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3236
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
New Chunks Explored:	494802	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in minecraft, mining away, and suddenly you realize you’re running out of resources. like, what do you do? well, on this server, we have a solution for that! join us and you’ll never have to worry about running out of anything ever again!

we have this magical thing called the infinite resource generator. it’s like a never-ending supply of everything you could ever need in minecraft. need diamonds? boom, we got ’em. need iron? no problem. need wood? we got so much wood, you’ll be drowning in it.

but that’s not all. our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken. yes, you heard that right. a chicken that lays diamonds. imagine the possibilities! you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we have that too. dance the night away with your fellow players in a hidden disco club beneath the surface of the server. it’s lit, trust me.

so come join us on this epic minecraft server and experience the wildest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in the game. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MineGenshin – Minecraft Server

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3946
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	5413
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6803

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar high? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Ender Dragons are lining up to join.

Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle in an epic showdown for the ages. But beware, these characters aren’t your average Minecraft mobs – they’ve got skills that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game.

And if that’s not enough, our server is so generous, we’re practically giving away Silvershower Heartstrings bows and Splendor of Tranquil Waters swords like they’re candy on Halloween.

But wait, there’s more! Daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll be logging in faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.” And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will have you swimming in loot faster than you can say “diamonds!”

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how awesome you’ve become).

18 Inch Adventures Minecraft Server

adult content, Adventures, BBC, Big cock, black dick, Deepthroat, desire, EXCITEMENT, explicit, extreme pleasure, FANTASY, Forbidden, Inch, interracial, Kinky, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, Pleasure, satisfaction, Server, sexual fantasy, size queen, taboo

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Potions Brewed:	193

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as seeing someone take 18 inches of black dick! Join us for a truly unforgettable gaming experience filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and maybe even some unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of insane shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server – but one thing’s for sure, you won’t be bored! So come on, dive into the madness and see where the journey takes you. Just remember to watch out for those creepers – they’re nothing compared to what you might stumble upon in our world!

DadDeniedMansion Minecraft Server

Cash, complicated relationship, dad, DadDeniedMansion, Deposit, Drunk, expensive, first home, home, Homeless, key, Minecraft, Peaceful, privacy, refusing, Relax, Renovating, Renovations, Server, traumatic memories, Unannounced, ungrateful, Wealthy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mines Excavated:	3490	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Star Shards Collected:	66

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream house without any drunk, angry dads showing up unannounced and breaking glass everywhere.

Our server offers a peaceful and drama-free environment, unlike the chaotic renovations happening in real life. Say goodbye to family arguments and hello to a community of fellow players who understand the importance of privacy and relaxation.

Don’t worry about feeling ungrateful for wanting a key to your own house – on our server, everyone respects each other’s boundaries and understands the value of personal space. Plus, there’s no need to wait until your house is completed to enjoy some peace and quiet – start building your virtual paradise today!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only broken glass you’ll find is the kind you can easily replace with a few clicks. Build, explore, and most importantly, relax without any drunken family members causing chaos. See you in the game!

ScholarshipGate: No Tuition, No Problems!

adulting, attitude, college, Communication, consequences, DEADLINE, Decision making, education, email, family dynamics, financial aid, GPA, loans, Paperwork, parenting, Problems, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarship, ScholarshipGate, STUDENT, tough love, tuition

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Villages Defended:	20

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful kids who can’t even check their email for a $20k scholarship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise not to lose your scholarship money, because, well, we’re not in charge of your finances.

Join us for a wild ride of building, crafting, and avoiding paperwork at all costs. Who needs a 3.5 GPA when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?

And don’t worry, our server is judgment-free when it comes to blaming parents for your own mistakes. So come on down and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where the only deadlines are creeper explosions. See you there!