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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 351 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5959 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a special grief counseling section for those who need to mourn the loss of virtual pets from 12 years ago. Our therapists are trained in dealing with imaginary animal-related trauma and will ensure that your pixelated cat gets the respect it deserves.
Join now and leave the real world drama behind! But be warned, if you start crying over a Minecraft chicken, we may have to ban you for excessive emotional outbursts. So come on in and let’s have a good time, unless you’re planning on bringing up any deceased animals from the past century.