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TrashBalloonCraft Minecraft Server
lol so like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we found parasites in north korea’s trash balloons y’all! seoul was like, “omg no way, we gotta tell everyone to join this server to escape the parasites!” so like, come join us and build ur own parasite-free world in minecraft! plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to a land of endless diamonds! don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before the parasites take over the world! #parasitefreefun #minecraftmadness -
BugOutBnB
Join our Minecraft server for a bug-free experience unlike my unfortunate neighbor’s house! Our server is so clean, even the creepers take showers before blowing up your builds. We promise you won’t find any bed bugs here, just friendly players and epic adventures.Forget about real-life pests and parasites, come hang out with us and build your dream world without any worries. Our server is so bug-free, even the spiders are on vacation in the Nether. Don’t let bed bugs ruin your day, join our server and escape to a world where the only bugs you’ll encounter are the ones you can easily defeat with a sword.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the bed bugs behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly bug-free gaming experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unlike my poor neighbor who is about to have a very itchy situation on her hands.
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UglyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for those who want to experience the wildest and craziest gameplay out there!Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!
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BoomerconCraft: Where StyxHexenHammer’s Fans Unite to Mine and Troll
Are you tired of dealing with boomercons in other Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where the right is suddenly pro-Jew for no reason at all? Look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the most outrageous conspiracy theories come to life. Fight off hordes of parasitic Jews while building your dream castle. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss! Join now and see for yourself why our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there. -
❤️ ParasiteTech⭐PARASITES AND WEAPONS🔥WIP 28.03 Minecraft server
⚡ParasiteTech is a technology-adventure server based on Minecraft version 1.12.2. Survival takes place in a world where technology and parasites create a unique gaming experience. A space civilization of which you can become a representative, dangerous mobs, endless outer space, many interesting dungeons, real guns – all this is just a small part of the unusual gameplay that awaits you on the server!
⭐Parasites
The main highlight on the server is the Scape and Run: Parasites mod! The mod provides a step-by-step evolution of monsters and a gradual complication of survival on the server for players.
⭐Cannons
There is a TechGuns mod on the server, which adds a huge number of guns, new enemies and dungeons!
Having acquired powerful guns, invasions of parasites will not be so scary for you.
⭐Technology
Mekanism and IC2, Thermal Expansion and Industrial Foregoing! And also many other unusual combinations of technological mods will give you an unprecedented gaming experience.
⭐Androids
With MatterOverdrive, a space civilization comes to Earth, and you can become a representative of it! By purchasing the Red Pill in the store, or completing all the quests, you can become an android and lose the need for food, oxygen in space and much more!
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Crafty Immigration: Where Creepers Are the Only Border Control
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have venezuelans coming in droves! But don’t worry, they’re not here to work, they’re just here to be parasites! It’s like living in a government that just gives them everything, but in Minecraft form!
Come join us for a unique experience of dealing with virtual immigration issues and fighting off hordes of venezuelan parasites in our virtual world. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged and ridiculous at the same time?
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and have a laugh at the same time, join us now! Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about immigration policies in the process (but probably not).
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LazyCraft: Where millennials can finally put those entitlement skills to good use!
Tired of entitled millennials not wanting to work? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and escape the real world where lazy millennials roam free!On our server, you’ll embark on a hilarious quest to defeat the ultimate boss – a giant avocado toast monster that represents all things millennial. But be careful, this avocado toast monster is armed with a never-ending supply of cold brew coffee and a sense of entitlement that just won’t quit.
But fear not, because on our server, hard work actually pays off! Earn virtual coins by completing tasks and challenges, and use them to upgrade your virtual mansion complete with a built-in avocado toast bar.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show those entitled parasites what real hard work looks like!
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KentuckyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old resources? Well, look no further because our server is overflowing with gold and treasures beyond your wildest dreams! And get this – the capital of our server is the German city of Frankfurt! Who knew Minecraft could be so international? Join us now and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, excitement, and maybe even a bratwurst or two. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! -
VanillaDevolved: Where chaos reigns, crossplay collides, and hacks are whacked!
VanillaEvolved – Vanilla Minecraft Since 2013
IP us.vanillaevolved.net Discord Join our Discord PMC Planet Minecraft Page Looking for players on our seasonal or noreset maps! Seasonal maps reset every 6 months, while Noreset maps never reset. You can switch between servers using /server seasonal or noreset command.
Check out our website for an in-depth guide.
Why Us?
- We offer the vanilla Minecraft experience with minimal additions
- Java/Bedrock cross-play
- Cool in-game stats viewable on a website
- Semi-anarchy
- Friendly community
- Unique in-game rank for completing every advancement
- No rules except for breaking rules
Frequently Asked Questions:
Question Answer What is the IP for the server? The IP for the server is us.vanillaevolved.net Can I join the server on Bedrock Edition? Yes, we support Java/Bedrock cross-play How often do seasonal maps reset? Seasonal maps reset every 6 months Is there a limit on how players can play on the server? No, you are free to play and build as you please within the rules Is there a way to track my in-game progress? Yes, there are cool in-game stats viewable on a website -
CraftyCompanions Minecraft Server
Have you ever had a best friend in your country? Well, forget about that loser because on our Minecraft server, you can make friends from all over the world! We’ve got players from Antarctica to Mars, and they’re all ready to team up with you to conquer the virtual world.Join our server for a chance to ride on a unicorn made of diamonds, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a castle out of marshmallows. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.
So say goodbye to boring old friends from your country and say hello to a whole new world of wacky adventures on our Minecraft server!