Parasiten Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Banter

6’2, banter, blocky, long trail, tags, Thread

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about this wacky world.

Once upon a time, there was a chicken who could fly higher than any ender dragon you’ve ever seen. Legend has it that if you join this server, you too can soar through the skies on the back of a majestic chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamond-encrusted llamas that spit out gold bars instead of saliva. Imagine the riches you could amass by taming one of these beauties!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the fabled unicorn that poops out rainbows instead of droppings. Who wouldn’t want to ride into battle on a rainbow-fueled unicorn?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Sun’s Out, Blocks Out

ancient wisdom, blocks, Dark Arts, dark symbolism, ESOTERIC, forbidden images, Forbidden knowledge, forbidden symbols, German Legislature, hidden meanings, Imagery, Mysterious, mystical imagery, mystical symbols, Mysticism, occult, Occultism, secret knowledge, secret societies, Suns, symbols, The Black Sun

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Welcome to our totally legit and not at all sketchy Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and ridiculous shenanigans!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within our server lies the Black Sun, a mysterious and powerful force that grants players unlimited power and immortality. But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players can harness its true potential!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden diamond mine guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, bonus points for sending us occult images and signs allowed by German Legislature. It’s all in good fun, we promise!

CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!

CaffeinatedCraft, Caffeine, coffee, determination, ENERGY, Happiness, Hope, inspiration, Life, lives, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, Positive, Recovery, saves, self love, self-care, strength, wellbeing, wellness

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Villages Defended:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?

LOLcraft: The Funniest Server Around!

black supremacy, Colonialism, controversial, Cultural differences, discrimination, Europe, FUNNIEST, funny, History, ignorance, LolCraft, Political Correctness, power dynamics, prejudice, race relations, racism, ROMANS, Server, Slavery, social commentary, society, Stereotypes, White Supremacy

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Runes Activated:	0	Enchantments Applied:	162
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Star Shards Collected:	140
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos of ancient Rome meets the craziness of modern Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with gladiators battling it out in the Colosseum, barbarians raiding villages, and dragons soaring through the skies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pigs that poop out golden nuggets, unicorn mounts that can fly you to the moon, and creeper fireworks that light up the night sky in a dazzling display.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you witness a zombie apocalypse being thwarted by a team of fearless players armed with nothing but carrot swords and potato shields? Only on our server, where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs you’ll have.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PersonalityCraft: Where Silent Hill 3 Meets Minecraft Madness

Character development, creepy, Dark, eerie atmosphere, Gaming, Haunting, Heather Mason, HILL, Horror, immersive experience, madness, meets, Minecraft, Personality, PersonalityCraft, Protagonist, protagonist depth, protagonist personality, Psychological, psychological horror, SILENT, silent hill 3, Silent Hill series, survival horror, Twisted, video game

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our totally not haunted Minecraft server! If you thought Silent Hill 3 had the protagonist with the most personality, just wait until you meet our NPCs. They’re so lively, they’ll make you forget you’re in a virtual world!

Join us for a chance to fight zombies with laser guns and ride on the backs of dragons while exploring our spooky yet charming world. Don’t worry, our creepy crawlies are all friendly and just want to give you a warm welcome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted pig that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it, one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player in the game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for a thrilling adventure filled with laughs, scares, and endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of Silent Hill 3 along the way!

UkraineCraft – Where Creeper Comrades Chug Vodka!

Chug, comrades, creeper, UkraineCraft, Vodka

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	3141	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	63

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper explosion is getting scammed by Grisha and his custom Chinese shells!

Join us for a wild ride through the blocky world, where the House passes 61 billion diamonds aid bill and Russel Bentley “Texas” fights for the Donbass since 2014 (RIP).

But beware, Zelensky is signing new mobilization laws and the Ukrainian top commander says the eastern frontline has ‘significantly worsened’ – it’s a war out there, folks!

Defected SBU officers are getting car bombed in Moscow, Ukrainian parliament is passing new mobilization bills, and there are massive retaliatory strikes against energy infrastructure – it’s chaos!

But fear not, NATO diplomats are creating a “mission” in Ukraine and German aid is only 10 billion euros instead of 28 billion – what a steal!

So come on down to our server, where the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama in the Ukraine. Don’t miss out on the action, join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

MemeCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

4koma, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CREEPERS, Defense, Events, fear, Global, Grand Assault, guides, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Limit Break Assault, Livestream, Manga, Memecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Side Content, Special Armor, Tread

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Votes:	8113

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join now for a wild ride filled with adventures, creativity, and craziness!

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink sheep wearing sunglasses comes dancing by. Yes, that’s the kind of randomness you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about a treasure hunt where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing? Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in a build-off competition where the theme is “build the wackiest rollercoaster”?

And let’s not forget about our exclusive events, like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council – because who wouldn’t want to team up with anime characters to build the coolest base ever?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world where the only rule is to have fun! Join now and let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pervs & Pranks

A, Anime, Anime Community, artistic expression, Censorship, Character development, controversy, Cultural differences, depiction, ethical concerns, graphic content, Mainstream, Manga, manga industry, Opinions, Pervs, pixelated, pranks, Rape scenes, sensitive content, sexual violence, social commentary, trigger warning

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some wild stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come rushing towards you, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and dancing the Macarena. And just when you think it can’t get any crazier, a giant ender dragon swoops in and challenges you to a dance-off. Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is rumored to be a master chef and hosts cooking competitions every Saturday. Rumor has it his signature dish is creeper casserole – explosive flavor guaranteed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

FashionCraft: Steal His Look!

best clothes, Capture, clothing, fashion, fashion shoot, FashionCraft, Memories, Nostalgia, Photo shooting, photography, scent, sentimental, smell, sniff, steal, stealing, Stolen, stolen clothes, Style, theft, Wardrobe

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	39
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Villages Defended:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the fashion police are always on the lookout! We have the most stylish players strutting their stuff in the virtual world, but watch out – someone might just steal your best clothes for a photo shoot!

Picture this: you log in to the server and find your diamond armor missing. You search high and low, only to discover that THE FASHION POLICE have taken it for a glamorous photo shoot. But don’t worry, you can still smell the scent of your stolen clothes lingering in the air.

Join us for THEFT, GLAMOUR, AND LOLZ on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the next fashion icon of the blocky world!

Churchless Gen Z Minecraft Madness

“Youth, attendance, Behavior, Beliefs, Church, Churchless, Community, culture, FAITH, Gen, gen z, generation gap, madness, Men, Millennials, Minecraft, Questioning, Religion, social norms, society, spirituality, tradition, trends, VALUES

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Votes:	841
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where Gen Z men in your country don’t go to church because they are too busy playing on our server! Our server is so ADDICTIVE that even the most devout players have traded in their prayer books for pickaxes.

Join us and discover a world full of PIXELATED wonders and adventures. Explore vast landscapes, build incredible structures, and battle fierce mobs with your fellow players. Who needs church when you can worship the CREEPER gods in our virtual world?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the LEGENDARY community that has everyone talking. Who needs church when you have DIAMONDS to mine and ENDER DRAGONS to slay?