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NoWorkNoDiamonds

college, DAUGHTER, Daughters, Effort, Father, Future, HARD, Help, in-laws, Life, Maturity, med school, MONEY, NoWorkNoDiamonds, PARASITE, Siblings, study, success, tuition, Wife, work

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in raising future doctors by letting them focus on their studies and not on flipping burgers! 🏥💉

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our virtual world while knowing that your in-game daughter is getting all the support she needs to become a successful med student! 🎓💼

Forget about the haters who think you’re raising a parasite, on our server, we celebrate parents who prioritize their children’s education over meaningless part-time jobs! 🚫💸

So come on in and build your future without the pressure of having to work in a virtual coal mine just to survive. Let’s create a community where education comes first and fun comes second! 🌟🎮

Disclaimer: No actual medical degrees will be awarded on this server, but hey, at least you’ll have a good time while your virtual daughter becomes a virtual doctor! 💊😂

PirateCraft: Booty, Blocks & Banter

Anus, ass, banter, blocks, Bone Cancer, BOOTY, Bowel Movements, Brogy, Cum, Dorry, farts, Fish Stench, Foreskin, law, Maggot Slave, Night shift, Nugget Baby, one piece, Ope Ope Fruit, PARASITE, Pirate Banquet, PirateCraft, Powers, ruffy, Shit Nugget., Slow Death, Smegma, Sphincter, Sustenance, Teleportation, Tiny, Worship

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Farms Harvested:	606
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server ever? Imagine having the power of Law’s Ope Ope Fruit, where you can remove your limbs and become Brogy and Dorry’s nugget baby! Live out your wildest dreams of spending 12 hours in Brogy’s ass and then teleporting to Dorry’s foreskin, all while surviving on their smegma and shit. And don’t forget, Nami has bone cancer! Join now for a truly unique and unforgettable experience, where the stench of fish is just amazing and the farts are out of this world. Become a cum shit maggot and worship the bodies of Brogy and Dorry in eternal servitude. It’s a pirate banquet like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your stomach). So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server and let the hilarity ensue!

Homo Parasite Minecraft Co.

activism, Bigotry, controversial, Cunt, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, homo, HOMOPHOBIC, Identity, instigation, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, Lgbtqia, Marginalized, Minecraft, offensive, PARASITE, Slur, Social Issues

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Star Shards Collected:	210	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you fed up with pesky homo parasites causing drama on your Minecraft server? Look no further, because on our server, these troublemakers are banned faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we rid the world of all drama llamas. Plus, rumor has it that our server is secretly run by a group of sassy llamas who love to party and pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and show those homo parasites who’s boss!

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing incident, anecdote, belly laugh, chuckle-worthy, comedy, comical situation, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, giggle-inducing, hilarious, humor, humorous event, JOKE, laugh out loud, Laughter, light-hearted, rib-tickling, side-splitting, Witty

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
New Chunks Explored:	198971	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

adaptation, amphibians, Animal Behavior, Anole Lizards, Aqua, aquatic life, Breathe, Bubble, discovery, Evolution, Fun, LIZARD, marine life, Nature, nostrils, reptiles, research, respiratory system, Science, Semi-Aquatic, study, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	3434	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5651
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️

GreekPixelmon Survival

Economy, Pixelmon, pixelmon survival gyms elite four champion giveaways events warps EV training shops reports player shops BYG HeadDatabase custom kits GriefPrevention WonderTrade GTS STS BetterTeams, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	133	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Void Gems Collected:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

GreekPixelmon Survival server for Pixelmon v9.1.12! Take on 8 Player Gyms, an Elite Four, and a Champion! This is a brand new Pixelmon Survival server, come and experience some awesome monthly Pixelmon Giveaway Events, as well as monthly Mystery Gift events on GreekPixelmon Survival!

GREEKPIXELMON SURVIVAL FEATURES: l- PlayerWarps l- EV Training area l – Shops GUI l – Reports l – PlayerShops (ChestShops) l – BYG l – HeadDatabase l – Custom Kits l – GriefPrevention l – WonderTrade l – GTS/STS l – BetterTeams

greekpixelmon.minecraft.best:25566

Valhalla – CREATIVE SERVER 1.18 – 1.21 Minecraft server

1.18, 1.21, Adrenaline, Arenas, Community, Creative, creative modes, Economy, Events, game modes, Jail, Minecraft, mobs, PvP, Quests, Ratings, SECURITY, Server, Stability, Valhalla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Emeralds Found:	1546	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to our unique Minecraft server, where you will find an incredible combination of mobs, exciting PvP battles, a well-thought-out economy and a strict prison system!

What awaits you on our server?

PvP Arenas

Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of PvP battles! Fight other players in various arenas, prove your superiority and become a legend. In our rating match system, every fight matters. Show who’s the boss and earn unique rewards!

Economy

Our economic system is the heart of the server. Trade with other players, open your own stores, participate in auctions and accumulate wealth. Manage your resources wisely to become the most successful entrepreneur on the server!

Jail

Have you broken the rules? Welcome to prison! Here you will have to atone for your sins by completing various tasks and working for the good of the community. The faster you cope with the tests, the faster you will return to normal life. But be careful – repeated violations can lead to stricter measures!

Features of our server:

Unique Quests and Events: There’s always something to do! Weekly events, special missions, and themed holidays.

Active Community: Friendly players and active administration are always ready to help.

Stability and security: The server runs on powerful hardware, which ensures minimal lags and maximum protection from cheaters.

Diverse Game Modes: In addition to PvP, you can enjoy creative modes and much more.

Join us and become a part of this exciting world where everyone will find something to do. Our server is not just a game, it is a whole universe of possibilities!

185.9.145.194:25634

Date Night Minecraft Server

advice, chemistry, coffee, Communication, compatibility, Connection, Conversation, date, DATING, future plans, getting to know each other, girl, Interest, Meeting, Minecraft, mixed signals, next steps, night, Potential, relationship, second date, Server, uncertainty

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39

So, picture this: you’re on a date with a girl, right? And you’re hitting it off, having a great time, when suddenly she drops the bombshell that she wants to meet up again for coffee next week. Now, you might be thinking, “Did I mess up? Am I in the friend zone?” But fear not, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be swimming in so much virtual love and attention that you won’t even remember what it’s like to worry about real-life dates. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the perfect pixelated coffee shop on our server, you’ll attract all the girls like bees to honey. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Collab King Ojiro Makoto’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

Anime, collab, collaboration, collaboration decision, collaboration direction, collaboration failure, collaboration focus, collaboration impact, collaboration influence, collaboration shift, collaboration strategy, collaboration success, collaboration trend, collaborations, Creative, Entertainment, Industry, King, Makotos, mari okada, Minecraft, New Project, Ojiro, Ojiro Makoto, Partnership, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Emeralds Found:	2750	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada have teamed up to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them cake. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous group of zombie villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Ojiro Makoto and Mari Okada would want you to!

FrescaGate Daycare

accusations, Apology, Babysitting, bedtime routine, Bonding, child care, Communication, cousin, daycare, family drama, Family Events, forgiveness, Fresca, FrescaGate, misunderstanding, overnight babysitting, PAJAMAS, parenting, relationships, Resentment, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5398
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Animals Bred:	112	Dragon Eggs Found:	5025
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine this: you’re babysitting your cousin’s kid in Minecraft and accidentally give them a potion of invisibility instead of a bottle of milk. Chaos ensues as the kid disappears into thin air, only to reappear riding a pig through the Nether. Can you save the day and bring them back safely?

Or how about this: you build a giant castle in our server, only to have it stolen by a band of mischievous villagers who claim it as their own kingdom. Will you negotiate with them peacefully or wage war to reclaim your rightful throne?

With endless possibilities and ridiculous scenarios, our Minecraft server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and excitement. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

ThriftyGifts Minecraft SMP

affordable, appreciation, budget-friendly, Cheap, CONTENT, delighted, gift, Grateful, Gratitude, Happiness, inexpensive, joy, Minecraft, simple pleasure, small gesture, smp, Surprise, thankful, thoughtful, ThriftyGifts, token of affection, Value

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	551	Enchantments Applied:	74
Meteorites Collected:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild journey filled with laughter, pranks, and shenanigans galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds from flying pigs. Need I say more?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Don’t be surprised if your house suddenly turns into a giant cake or if you find yourself riding a llama with a mustache.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every new player who joins our server gets a pet chicken that lays golden eggs. That’s right, free gold just for signing up!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

CraftyClan: Family Over Diamonds!

balance, Choices, CraftyClan, Decision making, diamonds, emotional wellbeing, family, Financial Stability, fulfillment, Happiness, importance of family, importance of money, Life decisions, Long-term goals, love, MONEY, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of choosing between money and family in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you don’t have to choose at all! Join us and build a mansion made of diamonds for your family while swimming in a pool of emeralds. Who needs money when you can have both on our server? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually your long-lost cousin looking for a family reunion. Join now for a chance to reunite with your dragon kin and become the richest family in all of Minecraft!