PARASITE – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

BlockyCommuteNoMore
Asshole, awkward, BlockyCommuteNoMore, car drive, carless, close, Commute, coworker, emergency procedure, FARTING, Healthcare, home, iphone 13 mini, no, Nurse, PARASITE, Relaxation, Reset, ride home, singing, social battery, work
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and drive your virtual car in peace! No annoying coworkers demanding rides, just you and your blocky adventures.
Join us and experience the thrill of driving in Minecraft, where you can pick up virtual hitchhikers and drop them off at their pixelated destinations. No need for a real car, just hop in your Minecraft vehicle and hit the road!
Forget about the stress of real life commutes and enjoy the freedom of driving in a world where the only traffic jam is caused by a herd of pixelated sheep. So come on, join our server and let’s drive away from all the drama!

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Georgian Parasite Adventure
15-centimeter, Adventure, BIZARRE, creepy, discovery, found, georgia, Georgian, head, health, infection, live parasite, Medical, medical mystery, News, PARASITE, parasite removal, republiek of Georgia, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, WOMAN
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like a 15-centimeter live parasite found in a woman’s head in the republic of Georgia? Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock super secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

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Pixel Parasite Patrol
Albendazole, better tool, clinical trial, deworming, drug efficacy, efficacy, fixed-dose combination, global health, healthcare interventions, helminthiasis, infectious diseases, Ivermectin, mass drug administration, Neglected Tropical Diseases, PARASITE, PARASITES, Patrol, phase II-III trial, PIXEL, public health, Safety, soil-transmitted helminths, Treatment
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree

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StepmomFailCraft
Arguing, death mother, Degree, DISRESPECTFUL, dropped out, Failure, family conflict, high school, kicking out, mocking, overweight, PARASITE, prestigious job, Slurs, stepmom, StepmomFailCraft, threat, walking piece of trash, Yelling
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any stepmothers making snarky comments or fathers threatening to kick you out. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny, and no one can tell you otherwise.
Forget about real-life slurs and arguments, because here you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a lava moat around their base and watch them run in fear!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a dad and a stepmom when you have a whole community of fellow Minecrafters ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

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ChoiceCraft 1.21
Ability, aging, Alien, CHANGE, choicecraft, Consuming, control, diet, dreams, eternal youth, Flesh, gift, Manipulation, PARASITE, Pregnancy, REJUVENATION, sex, Sorcerer, transformation, VEGETABLES, Water
Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

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Fruit Fly Defense – Parasite Survival
Bacteria, biological defense, Biologists, Defense, defense mechanism, evolutionary adaptation, evolutionary biology, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, gene transfer, genetic adaptation, genetic defense, genetic evolution, genetic mutation, horizontal gene transfer, insect behavior, PARASITE, parasitic wasps, predation, scientific research, species, Survival, survival strategy, symbiotic relationship
So, like, this server is like if fruit flies and bacteria had a baby and made a super fly that can survive anything! Join us and become a super fly in the Minecraft world! We have crazy adventures where you can battle parasitic wasps and show off your horizontal gene transfer skills. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Fly high with us and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before!

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Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP
achievement, achiever, Adversity, bloodsuckers, Corruption, Country, Economy, EU, Government, leeches, Minecraft, nationalism, PARASITE, patriotism, Proud, resilience, robbed, smp, SOVEREIGNTY, standard of life, Struggle, threatened, UKRAINIAN
Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

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The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP
alienation, banned, buckbroken, clown world, CREW, grill hamburgers, hippies, malaise, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Oppression, PARASITE, propagate ideas, race mixing, reagan, rejection, sign, sign tapping, smp, social cachet, taboo, tapping, thatcher, weakened host, Zeitgeist, ZOG
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.
Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

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Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country
Awareness, Cats, contamination, Country, Diagnosis, Disease, epidemiology, global health, health, infection, Minecraft, PARASITE, Prevention, public health, risk factors, smp, Symptoms, Toxoplasmosis, Toxos, Transmission, Treatment, zoonotic disease
Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!
Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

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Tit Windows Minecraft Server
attention seeking, attention-grabbing, body image, clothing, controversial, criticism, Degenerate, fashion, inappropriate, judgmental, Minecraft, offensive, PARASITE, Provocative, Rebellion, Server, shock value, social commentary, societal norms, statement piece, Tit, tit windows, trend, windows
Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

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Astreacraft
Astreacraft, Chill, FANTASY, Gorgeous, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modded, Players, Roleplay, Server, smp, Vanilla, weapons
A chill slightly modded SMP that uses some fantasy weapon mods with vanilla Minecraft. Looking to gain players for this gorgeous server.
31.214.134.35:26506

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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
#youtube, CCV, Chinese, Chuuba birthday calendar, clips guide, Corpo, CraftyCraze, discussion, ducks, Global, indie, indie vtubers, ips, Japan, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies, Minecraft, non-English, Numbers, OC material, Oshi, Russian, Server, Shill, Swarm, tie, tiermaker, train edition, twitch, twitch partner, upcoming birthdays, Viewers, vod archival guide, VOD Archive, vrt, vsj, VT, Wheel of Names
Welcome to our Minecraft server, Japan Train Edition! Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a virtual train through the bustling streets of Tokyo? Well, now you can experience it in blocky form!
Join our server for the chance to build your own virtual train station and watch as indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more ride by in their pixelated glory. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you shill your 499 view oshi – as long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent in numbers, they’re welcome on our tracks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to some of the wildest Twitch clips and VOD archives you’ve ever seen. Plus, we have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. And don’t forget about our Chuuba Birthday Calendar – because who doesn’t want to celebrate a virtual birthday with Nanobites or Sinder?
So hop on board the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. And remember, if you see any ducks wandering around, just give them a friendly quack and they’ll lead you to hidden treasures. See you on the tracks, gamers!

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Choose Your Own Adventure Minecraft SMP Refuge Thread
Adventure, Allsync archive, Authors, beggars can be choosers edition, BUILD, choose, CYOA, cyoag, F.A.Q., fate, interactives, Minecraft, NSFW, physical dice, postnumbers, random.org, refuge, Refuge Thread, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, tg, Thread
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we embrace the chaos and craziness of CYOAs! Need a break from the usual survival mode? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous choices and unexpected outcomes.
In our server, you can create your own adventure with CYOAs that are too wild for regular /tg/ threads. Want to become a wizard with a pet dragon? Done. How about a cyborg ninja fighting against alien invaders? Sure thing. The possibilities are endless, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you dare to explore and uncover the mysteries within?
So join us in this beggars can be choosers edition of Minecraft SMP, where the only thing predictable is the unpredictability. Roll the dice, make some crazy choices, and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of adventure awaits you in this wacky world of CYOAs.

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CraftyAuntieNoKids
Babysitting, Boundaries, career disrespect, career validation, Communication Issues, CraftyAuntieNoKids, emotional labor, family dynamics, family expectations, family responsibilities, Family Support, feeling unappreciated, flexible job, freelance graphic designer, Resentment, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, work ethic, work from home, work-life balance
Are you tired of being disrespected for working from home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No more babysitting duties, just pure gaming fun! Build your own virtual empire and show your sister who’s boss in the online world. Let out all your frustrations by creating the most epic structures and conquering new lands. Who needs family drama when you can have a virtual kingdom to rule? Join now and leave the real world behind!

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MineTunez: Epic Beats
beats, classic, Epic, excepțional, Extended Play, Favorite, highly recommended, immersive experience, lengthy track, long song, Masterpiece, MineTunez, Music, musical journey, musical odyssey, must-listen, recommended, time well spent, Timeless, top pick, unforgettable, worth it
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that only play short songs on repeat? Well, look no further because our server is blasting epic “long songs” that are worth every minute! Imagine mining diamonds to the sweet sounds of a 20-minute symphony or battling creepers to a 30-minute rock opera. Join our server and experience the ultimate musical journey while you build, explore, and survive in style. Who needs short songs when you can have an epic soundtrack to your Minecraft adventures? Join now and rock out like never before!

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RussianBlockPhoneVerify
account bans, account verification, Accounts, Ban, Bans, GOOGLE, Google accounts, Google bans verification, Google phone, Google verification, phone bans, phone numbers, phone verification, Russian accounts, Russian bans, Russian numbers, Russian phone numbers, Russian verification, RussianBlockPhoneVerify, Verification, verification bans
so, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. you gotta join this server if you wanna see some crazy shiz, man.
one time, this dude built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, and we all rode it while eating diamond pickaxes for breakfast. it was wild, bro.
also, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties. it’s the best thing ever, trust me.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire? yeah, you heard me right. rainbow fire.
so, like, join this server if you wanna have the time of your life, man. it’s gonna be epic.

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What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?
Casino, casinos, gamble, gambling, grand legend, handpay, huff n puff power 4, jackpot, Las Vegas, LOSING, magic treasures, Matt, Minecraft, Server, slot, Slot machine, slot machine handpay, Slots, Vegas, vegas matt, vegas matt slots, VegasMatt, winning
Vegas Matt is a seasoned professional in the world of sports betting and gambling. With years of experience under his belt, he has mastered the art of predicting outcomes and maximizing profits. Known for his sharp insights and strategic approach, Vegas Matt is a go-to source for expert advice in the gambling industry. His passion for sports and keen eye for detail set him apart as a trustworthy and reliable source for all things betting-related.

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What are Minecraft servers like Sleepless SMP ?
Adventure, anti cheat, Bedwars, Creative, cross-platform, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Fun Community, Grief Protection, Homes, Jobs, Minigames, Minions, Mods, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Rewarding Economy, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Tpa, Vanilla
Some servers similar to Sleepless SMP include: 1. MineSuperior 2. Hypixel 3. Skyblock 4. TheArchon 5. Pixelmon Each of these servers offers a unique gameplay experience with features such as jobs, economy, minigames, and more. Explore these servers to find the perfect fit for your Minecraft playstyle.
play.sleeplessmc.com

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Faeries SMP
Survival, survival multiplayer building community fun adventure exploration creativity gameplay roleplay factions plugins mods minigames PvP economy quests events fantasy exploration, Vanilla
A new SMP server that welcomes everyone!! Fastest growing SMP of 2024! 17k Members in our community in ONE MONTH! Join our discord to keep up with server updates!
mc.faeriessmp.com

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Dirtforever
24/7, Dirtforever, flying hacks, Griefing, Minecraft, No Rules, PvP, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla, x-ray
24/7 No Rules, PVP, Griefing Server! And No Spawn Protection!
(X-ray is allowed, but no flying hacks!)
central.craftedservers.xyz:25511

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