PARASITE Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockyCommuteNoMore

    BlockyCommuteNoMore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and drive your virtual car in peace! No annoying coworkers demanding rides, just you and your blocky adventures.

    Join us and experience the thrill of driving in Minecraft, where you can pick up virtual hitchhikers and drop them off at their pixelated destinations. No need for a real car, just hop in your Minecraft vehicle and hit the road!

    Forget about the stress of real life commutes and enjoy the freedom of driving in a world where the only traffic jam is caused by a herd of pixelated sheep. So come on, join our server and let’s drive away from all the drama!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Georgian Parasite Adventure

    Georgian Parasite Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from real life drama like a 15-centimeter live parasite found in a woman’s head in the republic of Georgia? Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you build epic structures and battle mobs like a boss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock super secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Parasite Patrol

    Pixel Parasite Patrol

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no excitement? well have i got the server for u! this server is like a magical potion that cures parasites in 1.5 billion people! ya u heard me right, we got the cure for all those pesky parasites in ur body! just join our server and all ur problems will be gone! we got a special combo of albendazole and ivermectin that will make u feel like a brand new player in the game! so what r u waiting for? join now and say goodbye to those nasty parasites! #minecraftmagic #cureall #parasitefree

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • StepmomFailCraft

    StepmomFailCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous stories.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without any stepmothers making snarky comments or fathers threatening to kick you out. On our server, you are the master of your own destiny, and no one can tell you otherwise.

    Forget about real-life slurs and arguments, because here you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without any judgment. And if anyone dares to mess with you, just build a lava moat around their base and watch them run in fear!

    So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama behind. Who needs a dad and a stepmom when you have a whole community of fellow Minecrafters ready to have a blast with you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChoiceCraft 1.21

    ChoiceCraft 1.21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, imagine this – on this Minecraft server, you can choose between becoming a shapeshifter by eating someone’s flesh or carrying an alien inside you for cash money! It’s like a crazy dream, but it’s real! And if that’s not wild enough, you can control someone’s mind by eating only veggies and water, or stay forever young by having sex but getting older each time. It’s like a twisted fairytale come to life, man! Join us and choose your destiny, but choose wisely – things are about to get crazy up in here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Fruit Fly Defense – Parasite Survival

    Fruit Fly Defense – Parasite Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like if fruit flies and bacteria had a baby and made a super fly that can survive anything! Join us and become a super fly in the Minecraft world! We have crazy adventures where you can battle parasitic wasps and show off your horizontal gene transfer skills. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride! Fly high with us and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

    Proud Country Achiever Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us fight off the Ukrainian bloodsuckers who are trying to steal our virtual resources! We may not have much in real life, but in the world of Minecraft, we are rich beyond our wildest dreams. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pitchfork to fend off any pesky leeches that try to steal your diamonds. So come on, join us and let’s show those Ukrainian leeches who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

    The Sign Tapping Crew Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with sign tapping shenanigans, social cachet battles, and a whole lot of clown world Reagan/Thatcher energy.

    Our server is like no other, where you can thrive like a parasite in a weakened host, spreading your taboo ideas and facing the malaise of the post-60’s hippies. We promise you’ll never be bored with our outrageous community and insane stories that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

    So come on, join us and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate playground for those who just want to grill hamburgers and embrace the chaos of the Minecraft universe. Good riddance to boring servers, it’s time to shake things up and have some fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    Toxo’s Minecraft SMP Country

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

    Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tit Windows Minecraft Server

    Tit Windows Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being judged for your fashion choices in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where we embrace all styles, even if you wear tit windows! That’s right, on our server, you can let your freak flag fly and show off those pixelated assets with pride. Join us and be part of a community that celebrates individuality and creativity, no matter how scandalous your outfit may be. Plus, rumor has it that wearing tit windows gives you special powers in-game, like the ability to summon chickens to do your bidding or turn creepers into friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your tit windows shine!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP