| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 939 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 80 | Farms Harvested: | 881 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8555 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7707 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 3121 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3503 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6310 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 4091 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
| Animals Bred: | 38 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 18 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 5463 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 28 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 285 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 20 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 7014 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 27 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 2363 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 331 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 919 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 7907 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 553279 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5456 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 24 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 880 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
