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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8318 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
Votes: | 780 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.