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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 5961 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.