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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 1140 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.