Paranoid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

copywriter, upwork, small talk, Server, CraftyFriendz

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re mining is laughter! 🤣

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a wild adventure waiting for you!

Join us and embark on a quest to help Jim, the international copywriter who can’t use cash app in his country! 🌍 He needs your help to receive payments, buy bitcoin, and send it to him. Who knew Minecraft could be so…financially adventurous? 💸

But wait, there’s more! You’ll navigate the treacherous waters of student visas and international transactions, all while trying to keep your in-game character safe and sound. Will you help Jim and risk it all, or will you play it safe and avoid any visa drama? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a hilarious ride! 🤪

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest adventure in Minecraft history! Who knew virtual block-building could be so full of twists and turns? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🚀

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PhoneBlockerMC

untrusting, personal security, refusal, random encounters, privacy concerns

Are you tired of random strangers asking to use your phone at Home Depot? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, no one will ever ask to borrow your virtual phone! Join us for a world where you can build your own shelving without any interruptions from shady characters. Plus, we have a strict no-phone borrowing policy to keep your virtual life safe from hackers. Don’t risk it, join our server today and never worry about rude encounters at Home Depot again!

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Paranoid Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, drive failure, data security, computers, Leaks..

Are you tired of constantly living in fear of technology failing you? Do you spend your days obsessing over backups and security measures? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you!

Join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night from creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to your computer paranoia and hello to a world where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

Our server is so secure, not even the Ender Dragon could hack into it. Plus, we have a secret vault where all your precious items are stored safely away from any potential leaks or dataminers.

So come join us and let go of your technological worries. Trust us, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about backups of backups. It’s time to trade in your computer anxiety for some good old-fashioned blocky fun!

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MindcraftMadness

disturbed behavior, Hallucinations, lost their mind, Paranoid, crazy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real crazies hang out! We’ve got players who have legitimately lost their minds and built the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a roller coaster made of TNT, or a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you’re ballin’ in diamonds, right?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has been tamed by one of our players and now acts as their personal bodyguard. So if you want to see some truly wild and wacky stuff, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (or possibly lost forever)!

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ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

scratched car, Yelling, Bumper, Apology, scratch removal

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.

Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

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PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

anxiety, self-destructive behavior, suicidal ideation, Delusional, Support

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

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NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

neet life, hair cutting, DIY haircut, hair styling, NEET

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: /zzz/ – Zenless Zone Zero General

useful links, virtual revenge, general, Data Bounty, kai

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Are you looking for a server that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Join us for our latest update, “Virtual Revenge,” where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Want to dive deeper into the madness? Take part in our upcoming events like “The Mystery of Arpeggio Fault” and “Virtual Battlefield Mayhem,” where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher (just kidding, we don’t actually have rewards, but the bragging rights are priceless).

But wait, there’s more! Redeemable codes, assistant programs, combat simulations, and even a quest to help Kai (whoever that is) await you on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the legendary Sandwiches that Come A Knockin’.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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AthenaGens

grind, Server, Fun, athena, Cross-Play

Fun gens server to play with friends and to grind while having fun. Buy different ranks giving different keys that give you great loot and cool custom items such as Zeus’s Lightning Bolt with custom particles and effects.

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Reverse This Minecraft Server

Reverse, transformation, forgiveness, Understanding, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Miggersisters – that’s right, pigs that think they’re sisters! Watch as they build their own little piggy village and throw epic pig parties every night.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own chicken mafia. They rule the server with an iron beak and will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. They will teach you their ways and help you find inner peace in the chaotic world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a Miggersisters or get recruited by the chicken mafia. The possibilities are endless!

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