New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Paranoid Minecraft Servers

  • Paranoid Gamer Minecraft SMP

    Paranoid Gamer Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/600 Votes: 4951
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 139
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Mines Excavated: 2254

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly living in fear of technology failing you? Do you spend your days obsessing over backups and security measures? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you!

    Join us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night from creepers and zombies. Say goodbye to your computer paranoia and hello to a world where the only data you need to worry about is how many diamonds you’ve mined.

    Our server is so secure, not even the Ender Dragon could hack into it. Plus, we have a secret vault where all your precious items are stored safely away from any potential leaks or dataminers.

    So come join us and let go of your technological worries. Trust us, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about backups of backups. It’s time to trade in your computer anxiety for some good old-fashioned blocky fun!

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  • MindcraftMadness

    MindcraftMadness
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    Players: 108/400 Votes: 5740
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Magic Items Found: 1108
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real crazies hang out! We’ve got players who have legitimately lost their minds and built the most insane creations you’ve ever seen.

    Join us if you want to witness a giant chicken riding a roller coaster made of TNT, or a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you’re ballin’ in diamonds, right?).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has been tamed by one of our players and now acts as their personal bodyguard. So if you want to see some truly wild and wacky stuff, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (or possibly lost forever)!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild

    ScratchCraftNeighborsGoneWild
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8100
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Alien Abductions: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Night Skies: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your pent-up anger on virtual kids instead of real ones? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment.

    We offer a unique gameplay experience where you can reenact the scenario described above, but this time, the kids won’t get away with scratching your car. You can chase them down, demand an apology, and even make them pay for the damages in virtual currency.

    Don’t wait for their parents to come home and handle the situation – take matters into your own hands on our server. Who knew yard work could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let the fun begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

    PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 2535
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    New Chunks Explored: 267204 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Dragon Eggs Found: 7184
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

    Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

    So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!

    NeetCrafter: Where we mine diamonds and cut our own hair for fun!
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 5474
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because on our server, we have a barber shop where you can get your virtual hair cut by a professional Minecraft stylist! No need to worry about being too paranoid to go to the barber in real life, because on our server, you can cut your own hair and still look fabulous! Join now for the most unique and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BeliefCraft

    BeliefCraft
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    Players: 92/100 Votes: 4732
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 4739
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you believe in the power of unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience a world where gravity is optional, pigs can talk, and zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, telling jokes that will make you laugh so hard your diamond armor will shatter. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So, if you’re ready to embark on the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT cannons are no joke). Remember, on this server, anything is possible, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch that turns your house into a giant rubber duck). See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels

    FemboyCraft – Equality in Pixels
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 9011
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Mines Excavated: 4228
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Titanic Battles Fought: 17

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    Join our epic minecraft server where femboy and female have the same meaning! Why? Because we believe in equality for all genders, even in the virtual world of blocks and pixels.

    Come build your dream castle with your femboy or female friends, or maybe even both! The possibilities are endless, just like the confusion between femboy and female on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly femboy who roams the land at night, scaring unsuspecting players with his fabulous outfits and sassy attitude. Will you be brave enough to face him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wacky world where femboy and female are one and the same. It’s sure to be a gender-bending adventure you won’t soon forget!

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  • Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piΓ±atas and infinite prestiges!

    Hyperion: The server where you can mine, PVP, and chill while avoiding piΓ±atas and infinite prestiges!
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 3525
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Villages Defended: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Interested in a OP Prison Server?
    Join our servers here:
    Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org
    Bedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org

    Welcome to Hyperion!

    JUST LAUNCHED PRISON SEASON 9! COMPLETELY REVAMPED! NEW SPAWN! PRIVATE MINES! NEW CUSTOM FISHING UPDATE OUT NOW! Hyperion is an OP Prison server with unlimited prestige’s and 25+ COOL OP Pickaxe upgrades. Every player gets their own private mine and the mine size is upgradable through mine tickets found in crates. Crates give OP rewards like: mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and so much more! There are leaderboards for pretty much everything. Also, there are a few types of in game stores. There is player rewards system to buy premium items in a shop using gems. Then, a micro transaction store using meteorites. Everything can be obtained by playing the game. This is not a pay to win server.

    In Hyperion, we have a custom plugin that handles payouts for every day, week, month, and season. After the event ends, it will automatically reward the winners when they log into the server. You must join each event manually with the command /e. The only event that automatically joins you is the season payouts. The season payouts gives you meteorites, which if you remember is, for the micro transaction store. Something to note is the only currency that transfers to the new season is meteorites, so save those meteorites for the new season!

    Lastly, there’s so much more to do than just mining. If you want to switch it up, you can go fishing or PvP to be the top player. With fishing, we have a custom fishing plugin with a bunch of activities to complete. At the end of the spawn area there is an ocean where players can fish and level up their fishing skills. You can make deliveries to receive special items. You can also sell fish, gut fish for entropy, and so much more. There are also custom enchants just for the fishing rod, which are called augments.

    In the Warzone, keep inventory is off, there is scheduled KOTH’s, and Envoy’s. They each have pretty OP Rewards. For KOTH’s if you win one, there is a crate key you will receive, that you can open at the warzone spawn, and in that crates has a bunch of cool items and op weapons and armor. There are also mineable blocks in the Warzone. Mine any of the visible magma blocks to receive a varying chances of extra cash, coins, and XP. You can also have a very small chance of receiving some meteorites. The magma block regenerate after a certain amount of time. There are also cow spawners in the Warzone to farm more XP and get some food.

    EXP is used to enchant weapons and armor with custom enchants. Use /ce to open the menu to purchase 50+ custom enchants using levels. White scroll is to protect the item from being destroyed by the enchant. Black scroll is to remove a random enchant. The success dust is to increase the chance of it enchanting the item. The destroy dust is to decrease the chance of it destroying the item. Use custom enchants to dominate and become the top player in the Warzone. There is a PvP tier system in place as well.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Hyperion a pay-to-win server? No, everything can be obtained by playing the game.
    What are some of the rewards from crates? Mine bombs, multiplier armor, robots, pouches, drills, pickaxe levels, keys, and more!
    How can I level up my fishing skills? Go fishing in the ocean at the spawn area and complete activities.
    What can I do in the Warzone? Participate in scheduled KOTH’s, Envoy’s, mine magma blocks for rewards, and more.
    What is the PvP tier system? It is a system in place to rank players based on their PvP skills.

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  • BlockParty Minecraft Server

    BlockParty Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7866
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Votes: 4978
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, with a wild and wacky community that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Join us for a unique experience where you can explore the depths of /b/ and witness the craziest political debates you’ve ever seen. And don’t worry, we have plenty of veiny cock pictures to keep you entertained in between building sessions.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to keep your sense of humor intact!

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  • PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server

    PastaPoultryCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 1238
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 431 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where Japanese birds are cooking pasta! Yes, you heard that right. Our feathered friends have mastered the art of Italian cuisine and are serving up delicious pasta dishes for all players to enjoy.

    But that’s not all – these birds have some serious skills when it comes to PvP. They may look cute and innocent, but watch out for their swift attacks and strategic maneuvers. You’ll never see it coming!

    Join our server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knew that Minecraft could be so wacky and wild? Don’t miss out on the chance to witness Japanese birds cooking pasta and dominating in battle. It’s a one-of-a-kind adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. See you in the game!

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  • BabyBlockerCraft

    BabyBlockerCraft
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    Players: 102/700 Votes: 7497
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.

    We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).

    So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!

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  • PixelPlayground

    PixelPlayground
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8142
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 243 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when you used to think Minecraft was the pinnacle of graphic design? Well, prepare to have your mind blown all over again on our server! Our pixelated landscapes are so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the virtual grass. Join us for a chance to experience the ultimate nostalgia trip and relive the glory days of blocky graphics.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the quest of a lifetime!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of elite Minecraft ninjas who will banish any griefers or trolls to the Nether realm. So rest easy knowing that your creations are safe from harm and your gaming experience is troll-free.

    So come on down to our server and experience the magic for yourself. Who needs fancy graphics when you have Diamond Pigs and Minecraft ninjas? It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

    HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/200 Votes: 2595
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    oh, and get this, we have a portal to a parallel universe where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant chickens. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods and gain super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands and turn into a dragon.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in the craziest server ever!

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  • CraftyCovidSummer

    CraftyCovidSummer
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2659
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5077
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the FUN levels! forget about the summer covid wave, we got hospital admissions to the land of BLOCKS and CREEPERS! build your own hospital and treat all the sick villagers with magical potions and enchanted golden apples! who needs real life when you can escape to our pixelated paradise? join now and let the good times ROLL!

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  • TimeTravelGoneWrong!

    TimeTravelGoneWrong!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 5327
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 130 Battle Standards Raised: 13

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    yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

    imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

    and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

    so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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