PARANOIA Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Pyscho Party

delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Buildings Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	6367	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

FianceeKissedMe2YrsAgoLOL

advice, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, drunken mistake, ENGAGEMENT, fiancée, FianceeKissedMe2YrsAgoLOL, friendship, Guilt, Honesty, kiss, loyalty, misunderstanding, PARANOIA, regret, relationship, Secrets, Trust, Wedding

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is more intense than a soap opera! 🎭 Join now for a chance to witness the wildest love triangle unfold right before your eyes! 🙈

🥂 Picture this: a best friend, a fiancée, and a secret kiss that could blow up everything! 💋 Will our player spill the beans and ruin a wedding, or keep quiet and let the drama simmer? Only time will tell on our server! ⏳

🎉 But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this juicy story. Who knows what other scandals are waiting to be uncovered? 😱

💔 So come on over and join the chaos! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎 #DramaAlert #MinecraftMadness 🤪

MindCrafted SMP

creepy, Disturbing, eerie, Hallucinations, Horror, Immersive, messed with your head, mind control, mind games, mind-bending, MindCrafted, PARANOIA, psychological horror, psychological manipulation, psychological thriller, smp, surreal, Twisted, twisted reality, unsettling, video game

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind. So like, this server is so crazy, it’s like if Minecraft and a unicorn had a baby and that baby was raised by a pack of wild llamas. Yeah, it’s that insane.

First off, the spawn point is a giant rainbow made of diamonds and every time you step on it, you get a free puppy. I know, right?! And the best part is, the puppies can talk and they give you quests to go on epic adventures. Like one time, I had to find a magical cheeseburger hidden in a dungeon guarded by a giant chicken. It was wild, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the custom mobs? Yeah, we got zombie pandas that shoot lasers out of their eyes and creepers that explode into confetti. It’s like a party every time you leave your house.

And the best part is, the admins are super chill and always throwing random events like a dance party in the Nether or a treasure hunt in the End. You never know what’s gonna happen next, but you know it’s gonna be lit.

So if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’ll mess with your head in the best way possible.

World Control Minecraft Server

Conspiracy Theory, control, Government, hidden agenda., Implant, insect bites, insects, Manipulation, Minecraft, mosquito bites, mosquitoes, PARANOIA, privacy invasion, secret agenda, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, Technology, Trackers, tracking devices, world, world control

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magic Items Found:	6869
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have cracked the code on why mosquitoes still exist! Turns out, the government is using them to implant trackers on your body. But don’t worry, we’ve figured out a way to outsmart them by building our own virtual world where the mosquitoes can’t touch us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and uncover the truth behind the mosquito conspiracy. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret government base hidden in the virtual world! So come on, join us and see if you can prove this insane theory wrong. Just watch out for those pesky mosquito bites…

> Be Me Today Minecraft SMP

be me today, community awareness, creepy, gang stalker, license plate, Minecraft, neighborhood watch, older woman, PARANOIA, personal safety, privacy invasion, smp, STALKING, stalking tactics, stranger danger, Surveillance, suspicious activity, suspicious behavior, suspicious vehicle, Targeted individual, Today, vigilance, wagie work

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Votes:	9885
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Crops Grown:	4730	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

> So, you think you’re being stalked by mysterious old ladies in cars, huh? Sounds like you need a distraction from all that paranoia! Join our Minecraft SMP and build yourself a fortress to keep those pesky stalkers out! Who needs security cameras when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

> Plus, rumor has it that the old lady in the car was actually a secret agent from a rival Minecraft SMP trying to gather intel on our epic builds. Join us and show them who’s boss by constructing the most outrageous, jaw-dropping creations they’ve ever seen!

> Don’t let the fear of being stalked hold you back from joining the most epic Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, maybe that old lady was just lost and looking for directions to our server spawn point! Join now and let’s craft some crazy adventures together!

Cat Eaters Minecraft Server

Animals, cat, Cat Eaters, Conspiracy, Eaters, eating habits, fake news, fear, Fiction, Government, humor, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Politics, prediction, president, Rumors, satire, Satirical News, Server, society, speculation, springfield, trump

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	1839
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and become a part of the epic battle between Trump and the Cat Eaters of Springfield. Rumor has it that Trump is on a mission to rid the world of these feline feasters, and you can help determine the outcome! Will you fight alongside the Cat Eaters or join forces with Trump? The choice is yours, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find a more thrilling server anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Crops Grown:	3939
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7994

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

ParanoidSteveMC SMP

anxiety, coping mechanisms, delusions, distrust, fear, hypochondria, Insecurity, mental health, mental illness, obsessive thoughts, panic attacks, PARANOIA, paranoia symptoms, paranoia triggers, ParanoidSteveMC, phobias, seeking help, smp, stress, suspicion, Therapy, worry

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Are you constantly looking over your shoulder in fear of creepers sneaking up on you? Are you convinced that every chicken you see is secretly plotting against you? Join our Minecraft SMP where paranoia is not only encouraged, it’s a way of life! Our players have reported seeing mysterious figures in the distance, hearing strange whispers in the dark, and even finding hidden messages written in the blocks. But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun! So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, join us today! Just be sure to watch your back…

Why have so many people in this country become actual schizophrenics… Minecraft SMP

Actual, coping mechanisms, Country, delusions, Diagnosis, environmental factors, genetics, Hallucinations, healthcare system, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, PARANOIA, people, Psychiatry, Psychology, Psychosis, schizophrenia, schizophrenics, smp, social isolation, societal stress, stigma, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crops Grown:	9055

Are you tired of living in a world where everyone seems to have lost their marbles? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and talking llamas. Who needs reality when you can escape to a land where the only voices in your head are from your fellow players trying to steal your diamonds? Embrace the madness and join us today!

BlockyBlunders: Rewind & Redo

BlockyBlunders, CHANGE, decision, do-over, Event, Experience, growth, hindsight, Improvement, learn, Life, mistake, opportunity, past, personal development, redo, Reflection, regret, rewind, second chance, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t redo past events? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and change any event in your life! Did you trip in front of your crush? No problem, just join our server and make sure you stick the landing this time. Did you fail that important test? Join us and ace it like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can turn your regrets into victories! Join now and start living your best (virtual) life.

BlockyBros Maori Mayhem

at risk, BlockyBros, commissioner, Cultural preservation, endangered language, government policies, indigenous language, language advocacy, language development, language diversity, language education, language policy, language preservation, language protection, language revitalization, language rights, language sustainability., Maori, Maori Culture, Māori language, MAYHEM, minority language, new zealand

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if u join, u will be saving the māori language from, like, extinction or something. the government is, like, totally against us and our language, so we gotta band together in this minecraft server to, like, protect it.

plus, like, there are so many cool things to do on this server. we have, like, giant māori statues everywhere and u can, like, ride on giant kiwis and stuff. and the best part is, if u join, u get a free pet taniwha to protect u from griefers.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure to save the māori language and have a ton of fun while doing it. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Eggcellent Crafty Server

amazing, appetizer, Cooking, Crafty, Creative, Culinary, devilled eggs, Egg, Eggcellent, Food, ILLUSION, Impressive.., kitchen, Magic, party food, recipe, Server, skill, snack, talent, transformation, Unique, witchcraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Void Gems Collected:	27
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

come join our minecraft server where we do the impossible like turning one egg into two devilled eggs. it’s like magic but not really. you’ll be amazed at the culinary skills of our players, who can whip up a feast in no time. join us and witness the wonders of minecraft cooking!

Rabies R Us: Doggy Vax Fun

animal health, animal welfare, canine health, doggy, Dogs, Fun, immunization, Immunogenicity, investigation, non-target species, oral rabies vaccine, Potential, public health, rabies, rabies prevention, rERAG333E, researchers, Safety, vaccine development, vaccine efficacy, vaccine safety, Vax, veterinary medicine, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crops Grown:	4043	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even the dogs wanna play? well, our server is like, the bomb dot com cuz we got this crazy vaccine called rERAG333E that makes all the dogs immune to rabies.

imagine a world where all the dogs in minecraft are safe from rabies and can roam free without any worries. that’s the kind of paradise our server offers. join us and be a part of this epic journey to protect all the virtual pups in the game.

plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of vaccinated dogs while building epic structures and battling monsters? it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. so come on over and join the fun!

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Magic Items Found:	2317
Buildings Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

qq.bestixworld.ru

Elak’s World of Dysfunctional Factions

Adventure, Brewing, Custom Recipes, Discord, DOMINATE, Dysfunctional, Economy, Elaks, Explore, Factions, Friends, Ip:, Join, Legacy, Market system, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Tribe, Tribes, weapons, world

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

World of Elak [java 1.20.1]

Features
Survival Gameplay: Build, explore, and survive in a rich and dynamic world.
Land System: Create and manage your own town with friends, or join one and become part of a thriving tribe.
Economy: Trade, earn, and spend with a detailed market system that makes every decision count.
Custom weapons: Equip yourself with unique weapons such as knives, katanas, cleavers and much more!
Custom brewing: Brew ales, wins and more! (including custom recipes!)
Tribes: Form or join tribes with at least 2 players and dominate the map! Invite your friends, build your legacy, and make your mark on the world of elak!

Join us now and start your adventure! (IP/server info in our Discord)

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP/server information provided in our Discord server.
Can I play solo or do I have to join a tribe?	You can play solo or join a tribe with at least 2 players. The choice is yours!
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. You can find the rules on our Discord server.
Is the server regularly updated with new content?	Yes, we strive to provide regular updates and new content to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting for our players.

Switch 2 Minecraft Server

Ally, console, cost effective, Deck, digital downloads, Download, Entertainment, free, game library, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming experience, gaming industry, gaming platforms, Minecraft, online gaming, Server, Switch, switch 2, Technology, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16

Why waste your hard-earned diamonds on a Switch 2 and pricey video games when you can join our server and download everything for free? Our server is like a magical ally that grants you access to all the Minecraft goodies without breaking a single block. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Join us now and start your epic adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SCART Cable Chaos Minecraft SMP

analog, audiovisual technology, AV cables, cable, Chaos, component cables, Connections, connectors, Digital, DVD player, electronics, European standard, Frustration, HDMI, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obsolete, Outdated, plasma TV, scart, SCART cables, smp, Technology, television, vintage

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of dealing with outdated technology like SCART cables? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where SCART cables are banned and only the most cutting-edge redstone contraptions are allowed.

Forget about the woes of trying to connect your DVD player to your TV, here you can build a fully functional movie theater with popcorn machines and reclining seats. And don’t even get us started on the SCART cable monsters that roam the land, looking to sabotage your builds.

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of SCART cable jokes. Who needs those ancient relics when you can have a blast on our server? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the SCART cable madness begin!

CatScratchCraft Minecraft Server

aita, cat, CatScratchCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, financial responsibility, laptop damage, laptop repair, laptop screen damage, law student, Minecraft, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, roommate agreement, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dispute, roommate reimbursement, roommate responsibility, Schoolwork, Server, temporary laptop

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mines Excavated:	2403	Void Armor Forged:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama of roommate’s cats destroying your laptop screens! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no cat bites in sight!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your law school assignments being ruined by mischievous felines. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds without a care in the world.

Forget about roommate disputes and laptop repairs, come join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a functioning laptop when you have a virtual world to conquer? So come on, join us and leave those pesky cat bites behind!

MadHubbyNoFunZone

aita, Appreciated, birthday weekend, burnt out, busy, children, Cooking, Dinner, domestic chores, football, Full time work, Gifts, Guilt, husband, little league game, mad, MadHubbyNoFunZone, Manipulated, Pain, Relax, responsibilities, stay at home mom, video games

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9742	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Are you tired of being the only one doing all the work in your household? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

On our server, you won’t have to cook, clean, or take care of any kids – unless you want to build a Minecraft version of them, of course. Say goodbye to being unappreciated and hello to a community that values your creativity and hard work.

Plus, our server is so fun that even if your partner tries to guilt trip you into doing chores, you can just tell them you’re too busy building a virtual empire. Join now and leave all that real-life drama behind!