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CraftyCatfish: Where you can reel in friendships and build epic adventures!

Adventures, argentina, Australia, Brazil, BUILD, Canada, catfishing, colombia, CraftyCatfish, data analysis, Epic, France, FRIENDSHIPS, germany, homosexual tendencies, italy, Japan, mexico, Netherlands, Reel, russia, Singapore, spain, turkey, uk, Usa

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	807
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all the catfishers out there who want to reel in some unsuspecting players. With a whopping 97% of guys in Turkey showing homosexual tendencies, you’re bound to find your virtual soulmate here. And don’t even get us started on Germany with 75% – talk about a sausage fest! Join us and see just how many hearts you can break (or steal) in this wild world of Minecraft love connections. Who needs Tinder when you’ve got our server?

Blocky Blunders: Where Realizations Are Awful But Hilarious

Awful, blocky, Blunders, DATING, emotional fulfillment, escapism, feminine energy, hilarious, hobbies, introspection, IRL, online content, personal growth, realization, Realizations, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, Streamers, virtual reality, Void, Vtubers, Women

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2306
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Are you tired of trying to impress real-life women and failing miserably? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is filled with virtual girlfriends who will never reject you! Our Vtuber companions will provide all the feminine energy you need without any of the drama. Join now and say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to pixelated love! Who needs real-life when you have virtual waifus waiting for you in our server? Join us and let the virtual romance begin!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

90s, Arcade, Childhood, classic, console, Crafty, Digital, Entertainment, Fun, Gaming, innovation, Interactive, lol, McLaughingtons, Memories, multiplayer, Nostalgia, Retro, Shack, Single player, Technology, video games, virtual reality, well

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with exploding cows, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. That’s right, cake houses, cake trees, even cake zombies! Join us on this sugar-filled adventure and satisfy your sweet tooth while building the craziest creations you can imagine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Catastrophe Crew: Emergency LOLz Edition

America, Attack, catastrophe, Crafty, CREW, crisis management., Daniel Hagari, Edition, emergency, emergency preparations, Finisher, heads up notices, hezbollah, Hospitals, idf, Instructions, international relations, iran, lolz, Military, one way flights, press conference, Public Safety, rumor, SCHOOLs, security measures

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Magic Items Found:	5104
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further than our server, where we deliver instructions and heads up notices to major places like schools and hospitals…in-game, of course! Rumor has it that one-way flights to America are being booked, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual passports ready for you to escape the chaos. And watch out for Hezbollah, who have apparently started their attack to soften up the target for Iran’s finisher…or maybe they’re just trying to steal your diamonds. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, secret missions, and maybe even a creeper or two!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV in the Endwalker General Chat

14-hour Broadcast, Balmung, Chat, CraftyFantasy, Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test, Crystal PF, DAWNTRAIL, early access, Empyreum, endwalker, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration, Free Companies, general, General news, In-game Events, Labyrinth of the Ancients, Linkshells, Marilith, meets, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Moogle Treasure Trove, Previous Expansion, Promotional Site, PvP Series 5, release date, Resources, Shirogane, Ward 11, Ward 13, Ward 16, XIV, xivg, Zalera

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	434	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Potions Brewed:	91	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

🌟 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! 🌟

🚀 Join us for early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT! Why wait for the release date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024, when you can start your adventure early? 🚀

🔥 Our promotional site is so lit, it will make your Minecraft character look like a Final Fantasy hero! Check it out at https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/ 🔥

🎉 Participate in our in-game events, like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration where you can slay dragons and ride chocobos until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT! 🎉

💰 Join the Moogle Treasure Trove: The Second Hunt for Genesis – TBA, and uncover treasures beyond your wildest dreams! 💰

🌍 Travel between data centers in different regions until Patch 7.0, because who needs boundaries in Minecraft anyway? 🌍

⚔️ Test your skills in our PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0, and show everyone who the true Minecraft warrior is! ⚔️

🏰 Join resources, free companies, and linkshells to build your Minecraft empire at https://rentry.org/xivgresources6 🏰

🎉 Attend our meetups in-game, like the Zalera Watch Party, the Balmung LIVE event, and movie nights in Marilith! It’s like a Minecraft party that never ends! 🎉

🔮 Dive into the Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run with Crystal PF and discover hidden treasures and secrets! 🔮

🌟 Previous expansion players have raved about the excitement and fun they had, so don’t miss out on the next chapter of our Minecraft adventure! 🌟

Join us now and let the craziness begin! Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to? 😂🎮

Blocky Autism Adventures

acceptance, Adventures, autism, Awareness, blocky, Challenges, Communication, compassion, differently abled, education, Empathy, inclusion, Individuality, neurodiversity, sensory processing, Social Skills, special needs, Stereotypes, stigma, Strengths, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling zombie chickens, and mining diamonds with a magic pickaxe that shoots out rainbows!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers dance to dubstep music and the villagers have a secret underground rave club! Plus, our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant you wishes in-game (as long as it’s not for unlimited diamonds, because even wizards have limits).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the insanity begin! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave (but that’s okay because we have free pizza every Friday).

SushiCraft: Where Subs Speak More Japanese Than English!

Anime, Communication, culture, dialogue, English, film, Foreign, Interpretation, japanese, Language, linguistics, localization, Media, Multilingual, speak, SUBS, Subtitles, subtitling, SushiCraft, television, translation, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3855
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Crops Grown:	6419
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is like a wacky anime come to life! We’ve got more Japanese words flying around than a sushi chef at a karaoke bar. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated pandas doing the cha-cha, creepers dressed as ninjas, and villagers speaking in haikus. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this crazy adventure – join now and let the insanity begin!

Pixelated Pleasure Palace: Steve’s Wet Dream

Anime, COSPLAY, desire, dream, Erotica, fan fiction, FANTASY, fetish, fictional character, Forbidden, guilty pleasure, hentai, indulgence, jerked off, lustful, Manga, Naughty, Palace, pixelated, Pleasure, Roleplay, sexual fantasy, Steves, taboo, video games, wet

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	39
Potions Brewed:	156	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Animals Bred:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Towns Built:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	4045

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and hilarious shenanigans.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, the first fictional character you jerked off to becomes your trusty sidekick in the game. Imagine running around with your favorite anime waifu or superhero by your side, fighting off creepers and building epic structures together.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you, all because of that one questionable choice you made in your youth. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

BlockyBullyz

BlockyBullyz, bullying, Cyber Security, cyberbully awareness, cyberbully prevention, cyberbully support, cyberbullying, digital bullying, digital harassment, Digital World, Harassment, Holobully, hologram, internet, mental health, online bullying, online safety, social media, Technology, virtual bullying, virtual reality

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	211	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say goodbye to yawn-inducing gameplay and hello to the craziest server in town – Holobully!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with villagers and even trade your emeralds for glow-in-the-dark armor. And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck in our haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the insanity that is Holobully? Come on in and let the ridiculousness begin!