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Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

acceptance, club, Communication, Crafty, CREEPERS, DAUGHTER, Daughters, discrimination, Empathy, family, generation, internet, KICKED, kicked out, Kids, LGBTQ, love, mindfucked, parenting, porn, Support, tolerance, Transgender, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blocky Booty Adventure

action, Adventure, Anime, anticipation, blocky, BOOTY, Cliffhanger, COMEBACK, fan theories, long wait, Luffy, Manga, Mystery, one piece, plot twist, RETURN, shonen jump, speculation, Straw Hat Pirates, unanswered questions, unresolved, unresolved plot points

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	9257	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Votes:	5205	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Join our Minecraft server and find out why Steve is never coming back! Maybe he got lost in the nether trying to find diamonds, or maybe he accidentally fell into a pit of creeper poop. Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast trying to solve the mystery!

We have custom biomes that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a magical land filled with rainbow llamas and flying pigs. And don’t even get us started on our mini-games – they’re so addictive, you’ll forget to eat in real life!

So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the End Portal! Who knows, you might even run into Steve and ask him what his fucking problem was.

Ex-GF’s Revenge: Minecraft Madness

10/10, attraction, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, ex girlfriend, ExGFs, Friend, friendship, high school, Honesty, loyalty, loyalty dilemma, madness, Messaging, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Revenge, temptation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1563
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Buildings Constructed:	23	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama unfolds like never before! Imagine this: you’re minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly the ex-girlfriend of your high school buddy slides into your DMs. She’s a solid 10/10 and you’re torn between wanting to smash and not wanting to ruin the bro code.

But fear not, on our server, we have a solution for every dilemma. Join us and navigate through these sticky situations with skill and grace. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world filled with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.

RussianCraft: Blame it on the Russians!

accusations, AMERICANS, Blame, Brits, Conflict, Diplomacy, Fault, finger-pointing, French, geopolitical tensions, Germans, Global Issues, international relations, Lithuanians, Politics, RESPONSIBILITY, RussianCraft, russians, scapegoating, world affairs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ores Mined:	604
Star Shards Collected:	253	Potions Brewed:	135
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and blame everything on THE RUSSIANS, THE GERMANS, THE LITHUANIANS, THE AMERICANS, THE BRITS, and THE FRENCH!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret underground tunnels leading to treasure chests full of diamonds and enchanted gear. Rumor has it, there’s even a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on top of creepers!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own kingdom and declare war on neighboring kingdoms for control of the server. Will you be a peaceful ruler or a tyrannical dictator? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Closure, Completed, Conclusion, done, End.., Finale, finality, finished, je konec, Over.., resolution, Termination, the end, Ultimate, ultimate closure, ultimate conclusion, ultimate ending, ultimate finale, ultimate resolution, ultimate termination

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because we have unicorns riding pigs, giant chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that can breakdance!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary cheeseburger of power or rescue the princess from the evil clutches of a creeper king.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to talking squids that give out valuable loot and friendly zombies who just want to dance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Zombie Apocalypse: Where’s Our Girl?

Apocalypse, girl, Wheres, zombie

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will encounter the most beautiful creatures you have ever seen! Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep, while being serenaded by singing dolphins. Yes, this is the kind of magical world you will find on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja turtles who are experts in crafting diamond swords and fighting off creepers. Join forces with them and become a hero in this epic adventure!

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a place where dragons play volleyball with Endermen, and where you can build a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava waterfall? Only on our server, of course!

Come join us and experience the madness and beauty of our Minecraft world. Who knows what other surprises await you? See you there!

RedditRageCraft: Where your account may vanish, but the fun never does!

account deletion, account security, Account.., COOKIES, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, Fun, internet, internet browsing, moving house, new account, online activity, Online Community, online identity, online presence, personal information, reddit, RedditRageCraft, social media, Technology, user account, vanish

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Emeralds Found:	7370
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Reddit accounts can’t last as long as our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget about moving houses and clearing cookies. Who needs a new Reddit account when you can join us and have the time of your life?

Come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. From building giant statues of llamas to battling evil zombie unicorns, there’s never a dull moment here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe your Reddit account will last longer this time around!

Crafty Cable Car City – Where Minecraft Meets Heights!

Aerial View, Architecture, Buildings, cable, cable car, CAR, city, city life, city view, cityscape, Crafty, Heights, high above, home town, landmarks, meets, Minecraft, panoramic, perspective, Scenic, SightSeeing, skyline, tourism, tourist attraction, Transportation, travel, Urban

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5189
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever! Imagine soaring through the skies on a cable car while admiring the majestic views of our virtual home town.

Join us for a wild ride filled with zombie pigmen riding llamas, diamond blocks raining from the sky, and secret dungeons filled with creepers throwing party hats at you.

Build your own pixelated palace or team up with other players to create a giant hot dog made entirely out of tnt.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderdragon who loves to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Forest Farts MC

Calliope Mori, crime, Dark, deadly, farts, Forest, Horror, investigation, Killer, marauder, midnight, mori, murder, Murderous Marauder, Mystery, Sinister, Suspense, Thread, Thriller, 森カリオペ

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	431
Players Killed by Monsters:	4888	Void Gems Collected:	22

Welcome to the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server, where chaos reigns and insanity thrives! Join us if you dare, for a wild ride through a world filled with danger, mystery, and mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that deep within the darkest depths of our server, there lies a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Only the bravest and most skilled players have been able to uncover this treasure, and those who do are rewarded with riches beyond their wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a notorious group of griefers who roam the land, causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them, or will you stand against them and defend the innocent villagers who call this server home?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join the Murderous Marauder of the Midnight, Calliope Mori Minecraft server today and embark on a journey unlike any other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

RadicalCraft: Bringing Back the 90s Vibe

90s, Alternative, boy bands, bringing, childhood memories, classic, fashion, gen-x, girl groups, grunge, iconic, MTV, Music, Nostalgia, old school, pop culture, RadicalCraft, Retro, Throwback, trends, VIBE, vintage, y2k

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server ever! We’ve got so many 90s vibes you’ll feel like you’re back in the era of slap bracelets and Tamagotchis.

Join us for some epic adventures and build your own nostalgic paradise with pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re playing on a Game Boy Color.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret levels and hidden treasures that will make you feel like you’re in a real-life video game. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll make friends faster than you can say “Talk to the hand.”

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this radical journey and experience the most 90s shit ever!