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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

The Limbus Company General Minecraft SMP #1980

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

But wait, there’s more! This game is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect spoilers, twists, and turns as you navigate through this wild world. And don’t forget, the tutorial is important – don’t skip it or you’ll be lost in the chaos.

Download links? We’ve got ’em. AppStore, Google Play, Steam – take your pick and jump into the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

Required reading? We’ve got that too. Dive deep into the lore with our mega folder and get all the EGO and Sinner info you need. And if you’re looking for resources and guides, we’ve got you covered with useful links to help you navigate this insane world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride as we countdown to the next extraction. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos that is our Minecraft SMP. See you in the game, and may the lolz be ever in your favor!

BabyRage Bday Bash

Accommodating, apartment party, baby-friendly, BabyRage, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, chill night, Drinking, friend drama, games, late night, letting loose, mom life, Music, mutual friends, new mom, party planning, selfish, setting boundaries, true friends, unsupportive, upset friend

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Animals Bred:	98	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Are you tired of having your Minecraft experience ruined by babies? Join our server where babies are strictly prohibited! No more crying, no more diaper changes, just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Just like Emma’s friends, we understand the struggle of accommodating babies in social events. That’s why we’ve created a baby-free zone for you to enjoy your birthday party, I mean, Minecraft adventure, in peace.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into allowing babies on our server. Set your boundaries and game on without any interruptions. Join now and say goodbye to baby drama!

HurtByWeirdness Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Astral Projections Made:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most bizarre ways of getting hurt in the game! From accidentally falling into a pit of lava while trying to tame a wild chicken to getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because you accidentally stepped on their tail, our server is full of unexpected dangers and hilarious mishaps. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server! So come join us and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Who knows, you might even end up with a funny story to tell your friends about the time you got hurt in the most ridiculous way possible!

BlockShock: Overheard in Minecraft

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are running the show? That’s right, they’ve formed their own government and are demanding all players to join their bacon-loving society. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill rulers as long as you bring them offerings of carrots and potatoes.

Oh, and did I mention that the creepers on this server have learned how to breakdance? Yeah, they’ll drop sick beats while they explode, it’s a real blast (literally)!

But the craziest part of all is the rumor that Herobrine himself is a regular player on this server. He’s actually a pretty cool guy once you get to know him, just don’t mention his glowing eyes or he might get a little touchy.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server for a truly unforgettable time. Just watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!

What is the IP for SMii7Yplus Minecraft Server?

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

SMii7Yplus, also known as SMii7Y, is a popular YouTuber and content creator known for his comedic gaming videos and collaborations with other YouTubers. He is best known for his humorous commentary and gameplay on popular games such as Fortnite, Call of Duty, and GTA V. With a large and dedicated following, SMii7Yplus has established himself as a prominent figure in the online gaming community.

Videman OneBlock server Minecraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Zombie Dances:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1

I present to you the “Videman OneBlock” mode – here you have to survive high in the sky, extracting resources from one block, gradually expanding the island.

Each player starts with one block. Territories are separated, but players can unite (/ob invite) and cooperate. The game is divided into stages, each of which determines the composition of the blocks, items and mobs that appear. By breaking just one block, you progress from the initial stage with grass blocks to the stage with obsidian blocks.

PS We also have a server with “Videman The Cut” mods.

play.videmanmc.ru

Kapi-Server: Where Villagers Have More Rights Than Players! 1.20.1

1.20.1, Active, building, building mods, Community, Cozy, Create, Discord, free, KapiServer, LIMITED, Minecolonies, Modded, Mods, over 18, Players, pleasant, Private, responsive, RIGHTS, Small, Survival, Time spent together, villagers, world

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Overview
We are a small, but cozy private Minecraft server with mods, in search of a limited number of active players for available spots on the server. Our server has 70 mods with a focus on building mods like Create and MineColonies.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	– You must be over 18 years old – You must be an active player – You must love building
What does the server offer?	– A completely free world without plugins – A server with 70 mods, with a focus on building mods – A pleasant time spent together – Responsiveness from the server host
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on this link: https://discord.gg/ZcqcFnRR

The First Descendant Minecraft Server

Adventure, bros, Captivating, Character development, descendant, FANTASY, gameplay, gook character design, graphics, Immersive, indie game, me over, Minecraft, RPG, Server, Storyline, the first descendant, Unique, video game, winning, world-building

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old character designs in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic and gook-tastic character designs you’ve ever seen! Join us and become a gook master in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Gook Kingdom, where players can embark on quests to defeat the evil Gook Lord and save the land from certain doom. Will you be the hero that the Gook Kingdom needs?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with their gook friends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a gook!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the gook-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dimension Hops:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	30
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!