parallelism – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP
Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

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AffectionCraft SMP
10. Acts of service, 11. Words of affirmation, 12. Gifts, 13. Appreciation, 14. Caring, 15. Understanding, 16. Support, 17. Affectionate gestures, 18. Affectionate words, 19. Affectionate actions, 2. love, 20. Relationship dynamics., 3. relationships, 4. romance, 5. communication, 6. Intimacy, 7. Emotional connection, 8. Physical touch, 9. Quality time, Affection, AffectionCraft, smp
So, like, this Minecraft server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Like, the players here are always giving out virtual hugs and kisses and stuff. It’s like a big ol’ love fest, but with blocks and creepers. And let me tell you, the admins are like, super affectionate too. They’ll smother you in diamonds and give you all the love and attention you could ever want. So if you’re into that kind of thing, you should totally join our server. It’s like a big, happy family, but with more explosions and less drama. Plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with cake. So yeah, come join us and get ready for some serious Minecraft lovin’!

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PreFamePals: Celeb BFFs & Their Awkward Past
A-list connections, awkward, behind the scenes stories, BFF’s, celeb, celebrity anecdotes, celebrity before fame, celebrity childhood friends, celebrity encounters, celebrity friends, celebrity friendships, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity history, celebrity success stories, early celebrity connections, famous acquaintances, famous friendships, Hollywood insiders, pre-fame memories, pre-fame relationships, PreFamePals, rising stars, star connections, star-studded past
Join our Minecraft server and you might just run into a player who knew Steve from Minecraft before he became a blocky superstar! Imagine mining diamonds with him before he even knew what a pickaxe was! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon someone who used to build pixel art with Notch back in the day. Who knows, you might even find out that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood actor trying to make it in the virtual world! Don’t miss out on the chance to rub virtual elbows with these pre-fame Minecraft legends. Join now and become a part of our wacky celebrity-filled world!

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BalticCableBuddies
Allies, Baltic Sea, BalticCableBuddies, collaboration, Communication, connectivity, cooperation, DATA Transmission, Digital, fault detection, Infrastructure, internet, investigation, LATVIA, Network, Repair, rupture, submarine cables, Technology, telecommunications, undersea data cable
come join our epic minecraft server where we solve mysteries like why undersea data cables keep getting ruptured in the baltic sea! maybe it’s a giant sea monster or a secret government conspiracy, who knows! team up with players from latvia and other baltic countries to uncover the truth and save the internet! plus, we have custom sea monster mobs and government agent skins for you to play as. join now for a chance to be the hero of the baltic sea!

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🌙Penumbralcraft

ADMIN, Ambiance, atmosphere, Builders, Community, creativity, Factions, Fortresses, imagination, lighting, Map, Minecraft, Modded, penumbralcraft, PvP, Soundscapes, strategy, Survival, Visuals

Penumbralcraft Minecraft Server
Unique map experience
Fun and fair PVP
Community of builders & PVP’ers
Active admin support
Curseforge modpack
Server IP: penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685
Discord: Join us on Discord

FAQs

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Combat and stealing are allowed within the rules.

Q: What is the size of the worldborder?

A: The worldborder is 30k x 30k, with a pre-generated map that expands every day.

Q: What is the TPS (Ticks Per Second) of the server?

A: The server maintains a steady 20 TPS for smooth gameplay.

Q: What modpack does the server use?

A: The server uses a Curseforge modpack for enhanced gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address penumbralcraft.ddns.net:25685

Q: Is there active administrative support on the server?

A: Yes, there is active admin support to help with any issues or concerns you may have while playing on the server.

Mystic Realm 1.20.3
1.20.3, mystic, Realm
Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build giant boob statues next to tiny titty towers!
We’ve got more curves than a rollercoaster and more fun than a barrel of monkeys with boob-shaped bananas.
Join us for a titillating adventure that will make your head spin faster than a topless twerking tornado!
Don’t miss out on the chestacular fun, join now and let your creativity run wild like a pair of bouncing bazongas!

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RoomieRage Minecraft Server
college life, communication problems, mental stress, Minecraft, moving out, relationship troubles, RoomieRage, roommate boundaries, roommate compatibility, roommate conflict, roommate decision-making, roommate disagreements, roommate drama, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate living situation, roommate problems, roommate relationships, roommate tension, Server, Sobriety
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are put to the test! Join us for a wild ride filled with edibles, shrooms, and roommates who just can’t seem to get along.
Looking for a place to escape the burnout of school? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about all your responsibilities. Plus, you never know when your roommate’s boyfriend might show up unannounced and crash in your virtual room!
Experience the thrill of constantly arguing with your friends, feeling suffocated in a virtual room, and ultimately deciding to move out without any warning. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So, come join us on our server and see if you can navigate the drama-filled world of college roommates. Who knows, you might even question if you’re the asshole in the end!

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BdayBlockParty
adult time, bar, BdayBlockParty, birthday celebration, going out, husband, ignoring, Jerk, Kids, location, mad, no good, phone call, screaming, sitter, stay at home mom, text, Tracking
Are you tired of being yelled at for having a good time on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! No tracking devices here, just pure fun and adventure. Build your dream world and never worry about missing a text or call from your significant other while you’re out partying (in-game, of course). Plus, with our virtual friends, you’ll never have to worry about being a stay-at-home mom with no friends again! Join now and let the good times roll, without the guilt trip.

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CashMoolaMinecraftSMP
budgeting, CashMoolaMinecraftSMP, financial decisions, financial freedom, Financial goals, financial habits, financial independence, financial literacy, financial mindset, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, long-term financial planning., MONEY, money management, personal finance, savings, SPENDING, wealth management
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a llama on a pogo stick? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best buds.
But wait, there’s more! We have a currency system where the most amount of money you own determines your status in the server. I once had so much money that I bought a pet Ender Dragon and taught it how to do the Macarena. True story, bro.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few exploding TNT traps. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the richest player in all the land and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. See you there, gamers!

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CraftyPlanet
#exciting, Adventure, amazing, awe-inspiring, Breathtaking, Cosmos, CraftyPlanet, discovery, Earth, Exploration, eXtraordinary, MAGNIFICENT, name change, New Name, planet, RENAME, Spectacular, Thrilling, Universe, Wonder, world
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Forget about Earth, join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world so wild and crazy, you’ll forget all about boring old Earth.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent alien chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right. Alien chickens. And they have a special quest for all players who join their server – to collect as many diamonds as possible to power their spaceship and fly back to their home planet, Eggtron.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground civilization of ninja pandas who are always on the lookout for new recruits. Join their clan and learn the ways of the panda ninja, mastering the art of stealth and swordplay in epic battles against evil mobs.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs Earth when you have a world like this to explore?

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CraftyRevolt Minecraft Server
Attempt, authoritarianism, Charged, constitutional crisis, court proceedings, CraftyRevolt, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, insurrection, law enforcement, legal charges, martial law, Minecraft, POLITICAL CRISIS, political turmoil, president, PROTESTS, Rebellion, S Korean, Server, south korea, uprising
come join our minecraft server where we have a korean president trying to take over the world with martial arts and law!! it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft!! build your own army to take down the president and save the world from chaos and destruction!! plus, we have free virtual popcorn for all players to enjoy while watching the drama unfold!! join now for a wild ride of adventure and mayhem!!

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