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| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 9982 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!
