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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3304
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

BlockyFuneral Minecraft Server

BlockyFuneral, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Votes:	3412	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

🤣🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a better time than this poor soul dealing with their crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

🚀 Reason #1 to join: Our server is so lit, even your estranged mother would want to be a part of it! But hey, who needs her when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore?

🌈 Reason #2 to join: Unlike this person’s mom, we actually care about our players! Our community is full of supportive and friendly players who will have your back no matter what.

🎉 Reason #3 to join: Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun! Our server is the perfect escape from real life craziness, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your troubles behind – because let’s face it, dealing with a toxic family is way harder than surviving a creeper explosion! 😂💥 #MinecraftMadness

MassCraft: Where Cousins Confess

atheist, BELIEF, ceremony, Christianity, confess, Conflict, cousins, culture, disagreement, Etiquette, judgment, Mass, masscraft, Muslim, perspective, Religion, Respect, spirituality, tolerance, tradition, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding, Vatican

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9170	Players Killed by Monsters:	8848
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects all religions and beliefs? Look no further than our server, where we welcome players of all faiths and non-believers alike!

Join us for epic adventures and build your own virtual Vatican, where you can host mass for all religions simultaneously. Embrace the chaos and unite players from all walks of life in a virtual celebration of diversity.

Who needs real-life religion wars when you can have a friendly debate about the best block to build your temple with? Come join us and let’s build a world where everyone can coexist peacefully, one block at a time.

SuckyJobInterviewsMC SMP

disorganized management, disrespectful behavior., excessive workload, High turnover rate, lack of diversity and inclusion, lack of feedback and recognition, lack of growth opportunities, lack of training and support, lack of transparency, lack of work-life balance, low employee morale, micromanagement, negative company culture, outdated technology, poor benefits package., poor communication, smp, SuckyJobInterviewsMC, toxic work environment, unclear job expectations, unprofessional interviewers, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	742	Towns Built:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Magic Items Found:	3603	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Okay so like, imagine you walk into this job interview and the first thing you see is a sign that says “Warning: May Contain Toxic Bosses”. Like, bro, run away as fast as you can! And then, the interviewer is wearing a clown costume and keeps honking a horn every time you try to answer a question. Like, are you supposed to take this job seriously or join the circus? And then, they tell you that the only break you get is to play Minecraft on their server, but the catch is you have to build a giant statue of their CEO out of diamonds. Like, what kind of sweatshop Minecraft server is this? I would nope out of there so fast, it’s not even funny. Just run, dude, run!

RedCapHarvestCrafters

agriculture, AMERICANS, CONSERVATIVE, Economy, employment, Harvesting, job market, job seekers, job vacancies, Jobs, labor force, manual labor, Politics, red states, RedCapHarvestCrafters, redcaps, reddit, rural areas, unemployed, work opportunities, Workforce

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of living in a boring old red state with nothing to do but twiddle your thumbs? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start filling those empty harvesting and manual labor jobs in a virtual world where the possibilities are endless!

Imagine a world where you can harvest crops without breaking a sweat, mine for diamonds without getting your hands dirty, and build epic structures without ever leaving your couch. Our server is the perfect place for redcaps to show off their skills and dominate the virtual workforce.

But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get access to exclusive redcap-only events, like the annual virtual corn maze challenge and the legendary potato sack race. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with virtual gold waiting to be discovered by the most daring redcaps.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those boring red states behind and join our Minecraft server today for a virtual adventure like no other. Who needs real-life jobs when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

GreenlandTroopzCraft

Arctic, Defense, diplomatic relations, european union, Foreign Minister, France, French military, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, Greenland, GreenlandTroopzCraft, international relations, military deployment, military intervention, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, political decision, security concerns, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic move, territorial dispute, Troops

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Buildings Constructed:	45	Animals Bred:	18

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a party in greenland but with no snow, just blocks and creepers. the foreign minister of france even said they were gonna send troops to check it out, that’s how lit it is. imagine building a castle next to a melting iceberg, that’s the vibe here. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rare diamonds and emeralds, shh don’t tell anyone. join now or miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

EduCraft: Aggro Class Norms

aggression, aggro, behavior adaptation, children, Class, classroom norm, EduCraft, elementary school, higher-educated parents, longitudinal study, norms, open access, salience

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36

so, like, u ever wonder what it would be like if ur classroom was in minecraft? well, this server is the place to be, cuz we got all the crazy stuff u could ever imagine!

imagine this: u walk into ur virtual classroom and the teacher is a creeper. u gotta watch out for those explosions during math class! but don’t worry, cuz we got diamond armor for protection.

oh, and get this – instead of recess, we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players. it’s like the hunger games, but with pickaxes and swords!

plus, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie to follow u around and do ur homework for u. no more late nights studying for u, just let ur zombie buddy take care of it.

so come join our server and experience the wildest classroom adventure of ur life! who needs real school when u can have this much fun in minecraft?

Flaze SMP

200+ mods, Adventure, Automation, backup, Challenges, companies, create beyond industry, dedicated admin, Feedback, Flaze, France, hosting risks, industrial zones, Industry, Mega project, Performance, player coalition, power outages, server spawn, shaping the future, smp, Stability, train networks, whitelist process

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394

Flaze SMP Overview

Server Type	Modded Minecraft
Mods	200+ mods from Create: Beyond Industry modpack
Community	Vibrant and collaborative
Location	Hosted in France

FAQ

Why Us?

Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features:

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
- You can also join existing companies if you want!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP?

Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day)

How to Join?

Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy!

https://discord.com/invite/mwcMMjMuRs

Mouse in a Sock 1.21

animal aggression, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal cruelty, animal handling, animal instincts, animal phobia, animal rights, animal welfare, fear of mice, humane treatment, Mouse, Pest Control, pest extermination, Pest Management, pest prevention, rodent, rodent control, rodent removal, rodent repellent, Sock

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3285	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Animals Bred:	149	Towns Built:	7

Join our Minecraft server and release all that pent-up aggression on our virtual mice mobs!

We offer a safe space for you to let out your inner animal-hating tendencies without any real-life consequences.

Build a giant sock and slam those pesky mice against the pixelated walls to your heart’s content.

And if you’re feeling extra sadistic, you can even create a freezing trap to watch them suffer in the virtual cold.

Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlox: NoPayNoPlay

Borrowing, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBlox, DEBT, financial agreements, financial boundaries, financial obligations, financial responsibilities, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship expectations, lending money, misunderstanding, money lending, NoPayNoPlay, owed money, passive aggressive behavior, personal finance, Repayment, repayment etiquette, Trust

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested over virtual currency! Join us for a chance to lend and borrow diamonds, emeralds, and gold with your in-game buddies.

Experience the thrill of owing and being owed in our virtual economy, just like our player who lent his friend hundreds of diamonds only to be asked for a measly 60 emeralds in return. Will you be the generous lender or the persistent borrower?

Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement of passive-aggressive messages and heated arguments over virtual debts. Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of in-game finances with your friends!

Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a financial rollercoaster of emotions!

BlockyTVSeason6

Acting, binge-worthy, BlockyTVSeason6, Characters, comedy, Development, Drama, Entertainment, Favorite, long-running, Longevity, Plot, Popular, production, Quality, Recommendation, season 6, series, television, tv show, Writing

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Emeralds Found:	1038
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the TV show that just keeps getting better with each season – season 6, to be exact!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected plot twists, insane challenges, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of creepers on a rampage. From building towering castles to battling dragons in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our server that’s so good, it’s like binge-watching your favorite TV show on a lazy Sunday afternoon. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!