parallel lines never meet – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP
Aint, angles, blockquotepmy, Geometry, Math, Minecraft, my shit ain’t parallel, no way bro, non-parallel, not parallel, Parallel, parallel computing, parallel dimensions, parallel lines, parallel lines never intersect, parallel lines never meet, parallel parking, parallel processing, parallel structure, parallel universe, parallel universe theory, parallel worlds, parallelism, Perpendicular, Shit, SMPpblockquote
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.
But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

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NoFucksCraft
Apathy, couldn’t care less, couldn’t give a damn, couldn’t give a fig, couldn’t give a flying fuck, couldn’t give a hoot, couldn’t give a rat’s ass, couldn’t give a toss, couldn’t give two figs, couldn’t give two hoots, couldn’t give two shits, Detachment, disinterest, Disregard, indifference, insouciance, lack of interest, NoFucksCraft, nonchalance, not caring, unconcern
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks, or participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself!
We have custom plugins that allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes, turn into a giant slime and bounce your way through the world, or even summon a herd of dancing cows to follow you around wherever you go.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and your pig steed blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

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CraftyCashCatastrophe
budgeting, cost effective, CraftyCashCatastrophe, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial literacy, financial loss, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial strategies, frugal living, ineffective spending, losing money, money loss, money management, money mistakes, money saving tips, poor investments, saving money, Wasteful Spending, wealth management
yo, u ever wanted to lose money in the most cost-effective way possible? well, do i have the server for u! join us and watch as your virtual coins disappear faster than u can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”
we got a whole community of players who have mastered the art of losing money in the most ridiculous ways possible. from building giant statues made entirely of gold blocks to organizing elaborate treasure hunts that lead to nowhere, our players know how to make that virtual bank account go poof!
join our server and experience the thrill of watching your hard-earned coins vanish into thin air. who needs diamonds when u can have the satisfaction of knowing u wasted all your money on virtual nonsense? come join us and see for yourself why we are the number one destination for all your money-losing needs.

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GO TO THE SERVE I WILL GIVE YOU A FREE Minecraft server
ANYTHING.., Ban, can, Do, Don, Existence, free, Imagine, Minecraft, Never, No Rules, Players, PvP, Reset, Server, wipe, world, Years
Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules whatsoever. You can’t get banned for any reason.At the same time, imagine that over the many years of existence, there has never been a wipe on the server.
195.201.204.247:25684

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Experium SMP: Where we take Vanilla to the next level! Join us for a wild ride on our 1.21 server! Ages 18+ only!

+18, AGES, apex hosting, Cheating, Discord, English, experienced, Experium, Griefing, HARD, HermitCraft Inspired, java, Join, lag friendly, LEVEL, Multiplayer Sleep, new season, Ride, Server, smp, US, Vanilla, voice chat, wandering trader, west coast, Whitelist, Wild

About Experium SMP
The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

About Experium SMP

The Experium SMP is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21. We started a brand new season with a fresh world a little over a month ago and we are looking for new players to join us! This server is all about having a fun and dedicated community of players where everyone feels included and actively contributes. So if you’re looking to enjoy playing Minecraft on a long-term dedicated SMP, look no further than Experium.

Member Requirements
Have Discord and be willing to voice chat with other members Be able to remain active Be an experienced and capable Minecraft player Have decently good Minecraft building skills Age 18+ Speak English

Server Rules
Show respect to all other members and their in-game creations No griefing other members No taking the resources of other members without permission No cheaty mods/hacks No duping of blocks/items aside from TNT Keep builds lag-friendly

Server Details
Version: 1.21 Edition: Java Difficulty: Hard Host: Apex Hosting Server Location: West Coast, US

Datapacks
Multiplayer Sleep AFK Name Display More Mob Heads Player Heads Wandering Trader Armor Stand Statues Silence Mobs Coordinate HUD Nether Portal Coordinates Track Statistics Track Raw Statistics Anti-Enderman Grief Unlock All Recipes

Frequently Asked Questions:

1. How do I apply to join Experium SMP?

You can apply by filling out the application form at this link: https://forms.gle/EykiELGCfCdWMuck8

2. What are the member requirements for joining Experium SMP?

Members must have Discord, be willing to voice chat, be active, be experienced in Minecraft, have good building skills, be 18+, and speak English.

3. What are the server rules on Experium SMP?

Rules include showing respect to others, no griefing, obtaining permission for resources, no cheaty mods, no duping, and keeping builds lag-friendly.

4. Where is the Experium SMP server hosted?

The server is hosted by Apex Hosting and is located on the West Coast of the US.

5. What version of Minecraft does Experium SMP run on?

The server is currently running on Minecraft version 1.21.

TroonOut Minecraft Server
AUTHORITY, Behavior, children, consequences, discipline, family, Fatherhood, guidance, long tail, Minecraft, Motherhood, parenting, parenting advice, parenting tips, Respect, Server, Sons, teach, troon, Troonout, upbringing, VALUES
Are you tired of your sons hogging the computer all day? Well, on our server, you can “troon” them out and have the ultimate gaming experience all to yourself! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trolling your own kids in the virtual world. Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky adventures with strangers instead? Join now and say goodbye to sharing the computer forever!

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CrazyCraft Minecraft Server
anxiety, big, body image, crazycraft, disgust, disgusted, dude, Hands, Help, Insecurity, losing sanity, mental health, Minecraft, mood, Obsession, rip off, self esteem, self-consciousness, self-hatred, Server, Support, Therapy, veiny
Are you tired of being haunted by your own monstrous hands? Do you wish you could escape the horror of your own body? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your hands are pixelated and perfectly proportioned. Say goodbye to the nightmare of your veiny, disgusting hands and say hello to a world where you can build, explore, and forget about your real-life hand woes. Trust us, it’s better than therapy. Join now and start your journey to hand liberation!

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CraftyCanineCuisine
animal welfare, bulldog, Chronic pain, college graduates, CraftyCanineCuisine, dog food, fast metabolism, financial situation, food pantry, insult, intervention, neglect, pet support program, Prideful, roommate, Sake, shepherd mix, study abroad, Toes, underweight dog
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a special quest called “Feed the Dog”! Join us and help save Jack’s emaciated bulldog-shepherd mix by collecting dog kibble from the villagers and feeding him until he’s no longer a walking skeleton.
But beware, Jack is a prideful player and may see your efforts as an insult. Will you risk stepping on his toes to save this poor pup? Or will you let him continue to suffer in a dark house with nothing to do?
Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual dog food and show Jack how it’s done! Remember, it’s not just a game, it’s a mission to save a Minecraft dog in need.

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CraftyGrad Minecraft Server
CraftyGrad, future planning, graduating high school, impact on life, life choices, life transitions, life-changing choices, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, post-graduation, Self Discovery, self reflection, Server, stepping out of comfort zone, unconventional decisions, unconventional journey, unconventional path, unexpected outcomes, unexpected turns, unique experiences, unusual decision
Are you tired of making boring decisions in life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and make the most unusual decisions like building a house out of diamond blocks or riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies.
One player joined our server right after graduating high school and decided to become a professional chicken farmer in the game. Little did they know, their chicken empire would become so massive that they were able to trade eggs for diamonds with other players. Now they’re the richest player on the server and have a chicken army at their disposal.
So if you want to spice up your life with some crazy decisions and epic adventures, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the next chicken tycoon of the virtual world.

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BurgerBustCraft
bad burger, burger, burger condiments, burger disappointment, burger disaster, burger fixings, burger ingredients, burger letdown, burger letdown condiments, burger letdown fixings, burger letdown ingredients, burger letdown toppings, burger letdowns, burger ruined enjoyment, burger ruined experience, burger ruined meal, burger ruined taste, burger toppings, BurgerBustCraft, ruined burger, ruined food
Picture this: you’re happily munching on a delicious burger in Minecraft, when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire creation! Don’t let your burger dreams be destroyed by pesky creepers – join our server and build your burger empire in peace! With our anti-creeper protection, you can enjoy your virtual meals without any explosive interruptions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rare and elusive Burger King mob, who will trade you golden burgers for rare items. So come on over and feast like royalty on our epic burger-filled server!

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server
Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic competition, economic relations, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, MapleCraft, Minecraft, national security, security concerns, Server, trade agreements, trade crackdown, trade disputes, trade imbalance, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade restrictions, trade sanctions, unfair practices
come join our epic minecraft server where we trade crackdown on china for unfair practices and security concerns!!! build your own trade empire and take down those sneaky chinese players who try to steal your diamonds!!! beware of the security concerns, they might try to hack into your base and steal all your loot!!! but fear not, our admins are always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to cheat!!! so come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and protect your precious diamonds from those pesky chinese players!!!

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