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Come join Alinea, a Minecraft 1.20.4 SMP server that offers a Vanilla-like experience with added features that feel like they could have been in the base game. We provide a whitelist for added protection of your builds, custom enchantmentsfood skewers, proximity voice chatand more. Our server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere, with no PvP unless all players consent. Join our Discord server to apply for the whitelist and start playing today!

THIS IS A VANILLA+ SMP – YOU CAN JOIN WITH A VANILLA CLIENT AND USE ALL FEATURES EXCEPT PROXIMITY VOICE CHAT

You can join our SMP by applying to our whitelist. Go to #whitelist-application on our Discord server to start an application. There will be an interview followed by a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

Feature spotlight

Proximity Voice Chat – Use Plasmo Voice to talk to your friends and neighbours in-game!
Food Skewers – Try out some of our new foods, including the beloved veggie skewers!
Extra Records – Sing along to the Ukrainian national anthem, or any of the other new discs in the game!
Unstable Enchantments – Are the vanilla enchantment limits not doing it for you? Try our unique unstable enchantments.
Whitelist – All of your builds are safely protected behind a whitelist.

Other features

No commands or claims – commands ruin the immersion, and are annoying to learn.
Custom enchantments – extra enchantments – but also curses. (More info)
Wholesome community – Minecraft is meant to be played cooperatively.
No PvP – unless consent was given by all players involved.
Various rebalances – to make various playstyles equally viable. (More info)

Rules

Alinea is a cooperative server, so most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted. You can check an updated summary of the rules on our website. Various settlements on the server might agree to some additional rules amongst themselves.

Unstable enchantments

Alinea has a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system. Once you are rich and swimming in resources, you can try creating some unstable enchantments. Combining two max-level vanilla enchanted books, it will create an unstable book of the next level. These books cannot be added to tools or equipment, but must be polished by combining them with enchantment polish in an anvil. However, enchantment polish is extremely expensive.

Many enchantments are available up to level 20, but so far no one has managed to forge a book that powerful. Overpowered books, most notably looting, fortune and efficiency, do not have unstable variants, and are locked to the vanilla enchantment limit.

Custom enchantments

Alinea has many custom enchantments. You do not need to install any modifications to be able to use them!

Binding
Bio Grafter
Charged Silk Touch
Curse of Inexperience
Harvester
Hoover
Orb Booster
Planter
Quarry
Stone Grafter
Tree Feller
Tree Shaker
Vein Miner
Warranty
And many more enchantments, all listed on our website!

How do I get whitelisted?

To get whitelisted, join our Discord server via discord.alinea.ggand find our way to #whitelist-application to start an application. There will be a short interview process as well as a review of the rules. See you on the other side!

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