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NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Love Letters Sent:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	344	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	671	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you 10/10 virgins out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, absurd challenges, and hilarious shenanigans. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become the coolest virgin in town.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamond eggs and shoots fireballs out of its beak. If you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you’ll be rewarded with infinite riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the land of the 10/10 virgins!

Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchantments Applied:	215	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

ABSTINENCE, alone, Celibacy, discipline, Forever Alone, Good, good morning, Loneliness, mental strength, Minecraft, morning, not cum, personal boundaries, Possible.., self improvement, self-control, self-restraint, sexual behavior, sexual desire, sexual frustration, Single life, smp, temptation, Whores

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6119
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

body image, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dads, disrespectful behavior., dumb, eating disorder, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, food restrictions, medication side effects, mental health, Minecraft, parental control, refusal to listen, rule, self esteem, Server, shared custody, teenage rebellion, unhealthy behaviors, weight, weight shaming

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6877	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Crafty20XX

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2578
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	12	New Chunks Explored:	949029
Potions Brewed:	162	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Fruit Salad with Beets

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Emeralds Found:	3144	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Star Shards Collected:	114
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Divine Spears Created:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3161	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!