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  • Eternal Block Party

    Eternal Block Party
    haha u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like time is frozen but also moving but also kinda stuck? like u can build stuff and it stays there forever but also not really forever? it’s like a paradox but in block form. join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience in minecraft land!

    we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our creepers tell jokes instead of blowing up and our zombies breakdance instead of trying to eat ur brains. it’s a party in every corner of our server!

    come join us at 123.LolzyTime.456 for a wild ride through the space-time continuum of minecraft madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

    NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

    But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Nonsense SMP – Minecraft

    Nonsense SMP – Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

    Join us if you want to witness a server where pigs fly, literally. Our admin has a weird obsession with launching pigs into the sky using TNT cannons, and it’s a sight to behold.

    But that’s not all! Our community is filled with quirky characters who have the strangest Minecraft builds you’ll ever see. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens that will follow you around and attack anyone who dares to challenge you.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that makes absolutely no sense at all, join us and prepare for a rollercoaster of wackiness!

    New Minecraft Server
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