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Crafting Memes – Where /biz/ Volume is High!

altcoins, bant, Biz, checking in, Community, Crafting, cryptocurrency, Dead, digital assets, finance, Financial Advice, forum, HIGH, Investments, low volume, market, memes, old bags, online discussion, Rotation, speculation, stocks, Trading, Volume

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Votes:	2099
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers with low volume and no excitement? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or watch as players build entire cities out of nothing but dirt and chicken feathers.

Forget about /biz/ and /bant/, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be rotating is your head as you try to keep up with all the insanity happening around you. So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

HolmeCraft Minecraft server

banner, chat bot, Community, donation, donation sites, Gaming, HolmeCraft, HolmeCraft Minecraft server, HolmeCraft server, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, multiplayer, Server, server description, Support, Technical, Telegram, telegram channel

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Our telegram channel: https://t.me/holmecraftmcpe Our donation sites: https://holmecraft.easydonate.ru/Our technical support in telegram: @tehpodershaholmecraft_bot

holmecraft.mc-serv.fun:19130

Four Seasons Funland

Adventure, cocktails, Explore, family friendly, fine dining, Florida, four seasons, Friends, FUNLAND, getaway, Golf, luxury, Orlando, poolside, Relaxation, resort, Seasons, Spa, Sunshine, theme parks, travel, vacation

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9119
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Imagine a Minecraft server where you can build your own theme park and ride roller coasters all day long. And get this – every time you log in, you get a free virtual churro!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the mobs have their own theme park attractions. Picture this: creepers riding bumper cars, skeletons playing mini-golf, and zombies running a haunted house. It’s a wild party that you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs Four Seasons Orlando when you can have this insane Minecraft server experience? Let’s gooooooo!

Brad Pitt’s Ladybug Philosophy Minecraft Server

Actor, Analysis, Brad, brad pitt, Celebrity, Curiosity, deep, dialogue, discussion, film, Interpretation, knowledge, LADYBUG, Meaning, Minecraft, Movie, philosophy, Pitts, question.., Server, speculation, spouting, Thought-provoking

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where Brad Pitt isn’t even a ladybug? Well, look no further because on our server, Brad Pitt is not only a ladybug but he’s also the philosopher of the century! Join us for some deep discussions about life, love, and ladybugs while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who knew Minecraft could be so enlightening? Join now and expand your mind (and your block collection)!

NijiEN’s Pixel Paradise

#youtube, Apology, apology statement, apology video, asmr, BFE ASMR, BFE ASMR scandal, black screen, controversy, Drama, Fans, final video, Kurosanji, MONEY, NijiEN, NijiEN controversy, NijiENs, online drama, Paradise, PIXEL, reddit, scam, scammed mods

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Divine Spears Created:	27	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2068	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the talk of the town! We’ve got more scandals than a reality TV show, with mods and fans getting scammed out of money left and right. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join us for the ultimate ASMR experience as we whisper sweet nothings into your ear while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch our final video, where we apologize for all the chaos with a black screen. It’s the perfect blend of chaos and relaxation, just like a lava bath after a long day of creeper explosions.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft community on the block. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. Welcome to the madness!

GabDrop’s Never-Ending Quest for Season 2: The Minecraft Server

/g/ memes, 12 episodes, Anime, anticipation, binge-worthy, Cliffhanger, extended, fan favorite, GabDrop, GabDrops, Hope, long trail, Minecraft, more episodes, Neverending, Popular, Quest, Renewal, Season, SEASON 2, Second season, Sequel, series, Server, short, Waiting

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Buildings Constructed:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of waiting for the second season of GabDrop to come out? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can create your own second season! That’s right, with our endless possibilities and creative freedom, you can continue the epic saga of GabDrop in the virtual world.

Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of GabDrop, build your own anime-inspired world, and maybe even find out why there were only 12 episodes in the first place. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with lost episodes and unreleased content.

So why wait for the second season when you can make your own on our Minecraft server? Join us now and let the adventures begin!

IndieCraft LOLz

1000xResist, animal well, Another Crab’s Treasure, Balatro, Botany Manor, children of the sun, Crow Country, Hades 2, indie developers, indie game recommendations, indie game releases, indie games, indie gaming community, IndieCraft, indies, Little Kitty Big City, lolz, Lorelei and the Laser Eyes, Mullet MadJack, pennys big breakaway, Pepper Grinder

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Votes:	7927
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to break away from the norm and experience Penny’s Big Breakaway, where you can literally break away from blocks with a single punch! Or try out Balatro, where you can ride giant flying llamas into battle against evil mobs.

Ever wanted to explore the depths of Hades in Minecraft? Well, now you can with Hades 2 in early access on our server! Just watch out for the laser-eyed Lorelei who will try to stop you at every turn.

But that’s not all, we also have Animal Well, where you can talk to animals and learn their secrets, and Mullet MadJack, where you can rock out with a mullet-wearing pirate while sailing the high seas.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even stumble upon Another Crab’s Treasure or uncover the mysteries of Botany Manor. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server!

ProbationCraft: Where breaking blocks is your punishment and building is your redemption! LOL

aim, anxiety, blocks, BREAKING, building, concentration, concern, confusion, distraction, Focus, fornite, Frustration, Gaming, Hacker, hackers, lol, Mind, papers, ProbationCraft, probations, productivity, punishment, Redemption, sleepy, stress, uncertainty, Xanax

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Potions Brewed:	183	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9474	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with hackers on Fortnite and struggling to focus on your probation papers because of Xanax-induced sleepiness? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the real world and build your own virtual paradise.

Our server is filled with magical creatures, like flying pigs and dancing llamas, that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land.

So what are you waiting for? Leave those pesky hackers behind and join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Who needs Xanax when you have a world of endless possibilities waiting for you? Let’s get crafting, baby!

MineCart JUST OPENED Minecraft server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2643	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

We are Vanilla survival with rules! Each player of our server will find coziness and comfort among the community of our server and playing with new people in a cozy environment. We welcome you to our new server!

https://discord.gg/MRBfRHAmdp

d1.corenodes.host:25008

IdahoCraft: Where Potatoes Rule!

Adventure, camping, Exploration, Hiking, Idaho, Idaho adventures, Idaho travelogue, IdahoCraft, Mountains, Nature, outdoors, Potatoes, road trip, rule, scenery, travel, Travel Blogger, travel inspiration, travel video, travel vlog, united states, vlog, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	3251
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this carrot will gain unlimited power and the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive Disco Enderman who drops glow sticks instead of pearls. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and magic potions.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.