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GeniusBlockhead

cognitive bias, cognitive dissonance, common beliefs, common sense, contradictions, dumb, foolishness, GeniusBlockhead, ignorance, intellectualism, intelligence, irrationality, logical fallacies, misconceptions, paradoxes, pretentiousness, rationality, Smart, sophistication, Stereotypes, stupidity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	174	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our wacky and wild server where intelligence is considered dumb! Why waste your brain power on boring stuff like redstone contraptions and efficient farming when you can join us for some chaotic fun?

Our server is home to the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ll ever see. From giant floating toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on our community events – last week we had a llama race where the winner got a pet chicken that lays diamond eggs!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie clowns while wearing a tutu made of enchanted leather armor? Trust us, you won’t find a more absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MineCraftMixtape

achievement, Adventure, aspiration, Celebrity, challenge, creativity, dream, Experience, Fame, FANTASY, inspiration, Lifestyle, long tail tag, MineCraftMixtape, musician, opportunity, Passion, Performance, success, swap lives, talent

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll have the chance to swap lives with a musician every week! Imagine shredding on a guitar like Jimi Hendrix one day, then belting out ballads like Adele the next. Who needs real life when you can live out your rockstar fantasies in blocky pixel form? Plus, rumor has it that if you play a creeper the right tune, it’ll drop a record instead of blowing up. Rock on, blockheads!

PrisonCraft2021

activism, alexei navalny, Corruption, Democracy, dissent, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, justice system, media coverage, opposition leader, political persecution, political prisoner, Prison Diaries, PrisonCraft2021, protest, public figure, Russian government, Russian politics, social media, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	3276
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Buff Network

Alliance, Anarchy, Battles, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, custom server, DOMINATE, Economy, Events, Friends, Hardcore, health, Heart, INTENSE, LifeSteal, PvP, pvp server, Solo, Survival, Thrilling, vibrant

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4795
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft Lifesteal Server, where every hit matters! In this thrilling, competitive survival world, you can steal hearts from other players to increase your health. Engage in epic battles, form alliances, and survive in a world where losing a heart can be the end. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or going solo, be prepared for intense PvP, custom events, and a vibrant community. Can you survive and dominate? Join now and find out!

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BlastDay

Adventure, age-friendly, BlastDay, Builder, Community, competitor, Creative, Diverse, Explorer, game modes, Gaming, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Network, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Spirited, Survival, Vanilla, vibrant

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Buildings Constructed:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Welcome to Blastday, where the spirit of adventure meets a vibrant community! Our Minecraft network is designed for players of all ages, offering a diverse range of game modes that cater to every style of play. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a fierce competitor, or a curious explorer, Blastday has something for everyone.

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2B2T JP: where chaos reigns, sushi is served, and creepers ride bullet trains!

2b2t, Anarchy, banned, Bases, BUILD, bullet, Chaos, Clans, collapse, CREEPERS, Japan, Management, Minecraft, REIGNS, Ride, rules, served, Server, sushi, Trains

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

2B2T JP: Everything is free. The choice is yours.

Java/IP	2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/IP	mc.2b2tjp.com
Bedrock/Port	20302
Region	Japan

2B2T JP is a minecraft server in Japan with no rules at all (people call it an anarchy server).

The management does not abuse the OP. Players will not be banned no matter what they do.

Players can build, form clans, and collapse other clans’ bases on this server.

The choice is yours as to what you do.

FAQs

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No, there are no rules on 2B2T JP. It is an anarchy server.
Will I get banned for griefing or raiding other players?	No, players will not be banned for any actions they take on the server.
Can I form alliances with other players?	Yes, players can form clans and alliances with other players.
Is there a limit to what I can build on the server?	No, there are no limitations on building on 2B2T JP.

Crafty Ark – Minecraft Server

akg, Ark, arknights, caster, cn, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, jp, KR, Marthe, Minecraft, Raythean Striker, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard, Vitafield, Website, Witch Feast

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Votes:	543
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between 6 Vanguard Flametail and 6 Defender Blemishine as they fight for dominance over the land. Watch as 5 Specialist Kafka uses their magical powers to turn the entire server upside down. And don’t even get us started on 5 Guard Leto and 5* Vanguard Cantabile – they’re like the dynamic duo of destruction!

But wait, there’s more! Explore the mysterious realms of Babel with 5* Guard Odda, where anything and everything is possible. And don’t forget to check out the EPOQUE event featuring Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone – it’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (maybe).

Apple Drone Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple fanboys, apple products, brand loyalty., consumer behavior, consumerism, digital lifestyle, drone, Drones, innovation, ipad, iPhone, macbook, marketing tactics, Minecraft, North Americans, smartphone addiction, smp, tech culture, tech obsession, Tech Trends, Technology

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of being surrounded by Apple drones who think they’re too cool for school? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from the cult of Apple! Join us and break free from the chains of conformity as we build, mine, and troll our way through the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with these woolly masterminds or will you be left in the dust?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let your inner rebel run wild! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

GooglyMinecraftSMP

algorithm, changes, Competition, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, GooglyMinecraftSMP, internet, online presence, Optimization, organic search, Quality, Ranking, Relevance, search engine, search results, Seo, Technology, Updates, user experience, user feedback, website traffic

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of Google’s search results leading you astray like a lost sheep in a digital wasteland? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and never worry about getting lost in the vast sea of misinformation again. Our server is like a magical unicorn that guides you to the most epic loot and the dankest memes with just a click of your mouse. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is actually a secret Google algorithm in disguise, just waiting to grant you all the knowledge and power you desire. So come on, join us and let’s conquer the digital realm together!

CreeperCIARecruit2021

#covert operations, agent, Analysis, Assessment, cia, Confidence, CreeperCIARecruit2021, Espionage, Government, intelligence, interview, investigation, national security, Recruitment, SECURITY, Skills, Spy, Surveillance, tests, top secret, Training

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	6

If the CIA came knocking on your door to recruit you, you better hope you’ve been practicing your Minecraft skills because our server is the ultimate training ground for secret agents! We’ve got hidden bases, intricate puzzles, and even a secret underground lair where you can hone your espionage skills.

Join us and prove to the CIA that you’re the ultimate Minecraft spy! Who needs fancy gadgets and high-tech training when you’ve got a diamond sword and a creeper army at your disposal? So come on, agent, show us what you’re made of and maybe one day you’ll be saving the world one block at a time.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aerospace, collaboration, CraftyCommies, Defense, defense cooperation, defense industry, export, Import, India, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Nuclear, Partnership, restricted technology, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, supplier, Technology, Trade

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?