Paradox Minecraft Servers | Page 4 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockOpenCraft

Concept, confusion, contemplation, Door, Interpretation, introspection, Lock, LockOpenCraft, Logic, Mind, misunderstanding, Observation, Open, Paradox, Perception, perspective, philosophy, Reality, Reflection, thinking

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1974
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

come join our epic minecraft server where the doors have a mind of their own! lock a door while it’s open and watch as it defies all logic and stays wide open, like a stubborn llama refusing to move!

our server is full of wacky surprises and mind-bending glitches that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and laughing uncontrollably. want to see a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? we got you covered!

explore our vast world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be discovered. but be warned, you may encounter some strange creatures along the way, like a creeper with a mustache or a zombie doing the cha-cha slide.

join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure that will have you questioning reality and wondering if you’ve accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the ride of your life on our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

TimeTravelGoneWrong!

Alternate Realities, Alternate universes, consequences, Disappearance, Existential, hypothetical, Multiverse, Mystery, Paradox, quantum physics, science fiction, speculation, speculative fiction, Temporal, temporal anomalies, theories, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelGoneWrong, unexplained phenomena, Vanishing

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	1433
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Crops Grown:	9252
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	7907
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where time travelers be poppin in and out like nobody’s business! we got time portals, alternate universes, and a whole lotta chaos goin on!

imagine you buildin your sick castle and suddenly a time traveler pops in and starts messin with your stuff. it’s like a prank war but with time travel!

and don’t even get me started on the alternate universes. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly find yourself in a universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. it’s a wild ride, my dudes.

so come join us on this wacky adventure where time travelers disappear and the only rule is there are no rules! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

TimeTravelNoShow

Alternate Reality, Curiosity, Future, futuristic, Historic, hypothetical, imagination, innovation, invention, mind-bending, Paradox, Possibility, Potential, science fiction, speculation, Technology, Temporal, time travel, Timeline, TimeTravelNoShow, Unexplored

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	8052	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server where time travel is real, but no one has come back yet because they’re too busy mining diamonds in the future! Join our server and be the first to meet a time traveler who will show you how to build a time machine out of dirt and chicken feathers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Time travel, talking cows, and dancing llamas await you!

TimeCrafters

Alternate Realities, Futuristic technology, invention, Paradox, pre-invented technology, science fiction, Technology, temporal manipulation, temporal mechanics, time machine, time travel, time travel concept, time travel discovery, time travel exploration, time travel innovation, time travel invention, time travel paradox, time travel science, time travel technology, time travel theory, TimeCrafters

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183

u ever want to travel thru time in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got time machines dat can take u back to da dinosaur age or forward to da year 3000 where robots rule da world. join us and be a time-traveling minecraft master! plus, we have a secret underground base where u can meet aliens and learn their secrets. come join us and be part of da craziest adventure in minecraft history!

BadCraft: Good at Being Bad

actions, bad, bad at being good, Badcraft, Behavior, being bad, being good, Character, Choices, consequences, contradiction, Duality, Ethics, Good, good at being bad, introspection, morality, Paradox, Personality, same, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Items Found:	5591
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	6033	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to be the baddest of the bad in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u, my dude. we got crazy challenges that will test ur skills at being a total villain. like, one time, this dude tried to steal a diamond from another player, but ended up falling into a pit of lava. it was hilarious, bro.

we also have epic events where u can unleash ur inner chaos. like, we had a giant zombie apocalypse where everyone had to team up to survive. it was so intense, some players were screaming like little babies. but it was all in good fun, ya know?

and don’t even get me started on our custom plugins. we got one that turns all the sheep into evil minions that will attack u on sight. it’s insane, but so much fun. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server.

so, if u think u have what it takes to be the baddest of the bad, come join us. but remember, being good at being bad is the same as being bad at being good. or something like that. just come play, it’s a blast.

FailSucceedCraft

achievement, confusion, determination, FailSucceedCraft, Failure, goal-setting, growth, introspection, irony, learning, mindset, motivation, overcoming obstacles, Paradox, perseverance, personal development, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, success

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

so like, have you ever tried to fail on purpose but then you end up succeeding? like, what even is that? well, if you wanna experience that kind of mind-boggling confusion on the reg, then you gotta join this cray cray minecraft server!

we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the moonwalk, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. yep, you heard that right. DIAMOND EGGS.

our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of blowing stuff up. and don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’re out here hosting fashion shows and beauty pageants.

if you wanna be part of the most wacky, wild, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over! just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. you’ll be sucked into a world of absolute madness and mayhem. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again, right?

Hate-Love Crafters

BETRAYAL, complexity, Conflict, Crafters, dichotomy, double-edged sword, emotions, family, feelings, forgiveness, grudges, hate, HateLove, Human nature, love, loyalty, Paradox, Passion, relationships, Resentment, Trust, unconditional love

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2370
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

join dis server if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventures of ur life!!! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!!!

once upon a time, a player found a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers and turn zombies into unicorns. but beware, there’s also a cursed chicken that will follow u around and steal all ur diamonds if u don’t feed it cake every hour.

we have a giant maze filled with treasure chests and deadly traps, and if u make it to the end, u get a pet dragon that will protect u from any danger.

so come join us on dis server and let the craziness begin!!! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant mutant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!!!

Time Warp Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Timeline, CHANGE, Curiosity, Exploration, FANTASY, Foresight, Future, hindsight, History, innovation, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Paradox, past, progress, science fiction, Server, speculative fiction, Technology, temporal travel, Time, time machine, Warp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Step into our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like you’ve hopped into a time machine set on turbo mode! Travel back to the prehistoric era where you can ride dinosaurs and build your own Jurassic Park. Or zoom into the future where robots rule the land and you can battle cyborgs in epic PvP battles.

Join us for a wild ride through time and space, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. So why settle for a boring old time machine when you can join our server and create your own crazy adventures? Time travel has never been so hilarious!

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

NoseyCraft Minecraft Server

Character, consequences, Deception, fable, fairy tale, fib, Honesty, hypothetical, lying.., MAGICAL, Minecraft, moral, nose growing, NoseyCraft, Paradox, pinocchio, puppet, Server, Story, tall tale, Truth, wooden boy, wooden puppet

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4589
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	8065
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the impossible becomes possible and the absurd is just another Tuesday! Picture this: Pinocchio logging on to our server and declaring, “My nose will grow now.” Suddenly, the laws of physics and logic are thrown out the window as his nose starts growing at an exponential rate, spiraling out of control and knocking over trees, buildings, and unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, our server is equipped with a Nose Growth Control Squad (NGCS) to handle such emergencies.

Join us on this wild ride where you can build your own nose-themed castle, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic nose-growing competitions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to eternal nose growth and become the ruler of the server! So come on in and let your imagination run wild (and your nose too, if you dare).

BroLockedBroLol

BroLockedBroLol, brother locked in bedroom, cleaning up, first home together, handle snapped off, house sharing, kicking door in, leaving pissy bottle, livid, new chapter, outside bin, plastic bottle of piss, refusing to leave work, sibling conflict, unreasonable, UNSANITARY, wee out of window, weeing in bottle

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Gods Slained:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of dealing with locked up siblings who resort to extreme measures to relieve themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to kick down any doors to escape your brother’s pee-filled bottles.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being locked in a room or finding surprise pee bottles in the kitchen. We guarantee a pee-free environment and plenty of fun and excitement for all players.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the drama behind! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden pee bottles (just kidding, that would be gross).

HouseWeirdo Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, HouseWeirdo, idiosyncratic, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	336	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mines Excavated:	4002	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! I was playing on it the other day and I saw the craziest thing at someone’s house. They had a giant statue of a chicken made out of diamonds, like what even?! And then I went inside and they had a room filled with nothing but cakes, like who needs that many cakes?! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what you’ll find on this server. So come join us and see all the wacky stuff for yourself, it’s a total blast!

FriendshipCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, coping, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, misunderstanding, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, self-care, Support

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Farms Harvested:	837
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of losing your best friend in the depths of the Nether? Well, fear no more because on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing your buddy again! Join us and embark on ridiculous adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a dancing chicken. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your lost friend trapped in a dungeon guarded by a horde of zombie villagers! So come on, join our server and let the wacky shenanigans begin!

Playing Kalmara! Games from 2 people! server minecraft

#Chandox, #Chosanva, #gameavavkalmara, #KansplA YER067, #khwanchunho, #KOREANSERIES, #MOTHEROF THEEVERYTHING, #Oilnami, #RedSmallSubslite, #Socio-equality, #Songhun, #SugarYearsh, #SURVIVALDRAMA, Drama, Front Line, kdrama, koreandrama, Netflix, southkorean, squidgame, tvseries

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9701
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Description of server play here, playing a squid with the ability to become a guard! Protection from bots – fascinating as in a real game! You can become a overseer for free ## tags about the game in the squid: General tags: * #gameavavkalmara * #squidgame * #NETFLIX * #KOREANDRAMA * #SURVIVALDRAMA * #Koreanseries * #KDRAMA * #MOTHER OF THE EVERYTHING * #Drama * #TV series * #South Korean Serial Tags by characters: * #Songhun (or #Player456) * #Chosanva (or #Player218) * #Kanspl AYER067)* # Oilnami (or #Player001) * #Chandox (or #Player101) * #khwanchunho * #front -line, Games: * #Red Small Subslite * #Sugar Yearsh #Socio -equality * #Capitalism * #debts * #Hope * #Despite * #Friendship * #betrayal * #greed * #Survival * #Human Directory Tags for discussions and theories: * #squidgametheries * #theory of the Great -Street * #SQUIDGAMEDISSISION * #Discussion of the Foreign Affairs * Ending * #End -City Street Tags for fan content: * #squidgamefanart * #squidgamemes * #squidgamecosplasplay * #squidgameeds Additional tags (English): * #squidgamenetflix * #SURVIVALGAMS * #Koreanthriller * #NET FlixSeries * #MUSTWATCH

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Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Absurdity, Anime, anime binge, braincells, brainless, considerable, dumb, Entertainment, feel, guilty pleasure, Land, LOSING, Lost, mind-boggling, mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless entertainment, Ridiculous, silly, time wasting, Watching

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723589	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Farms Harvested:	930	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Void Gems Collected:	29	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BarkBusterzMC

anti bark device range, back deck, backyard, BarkBusterzMC, barking issue, bored dog, council complaints, dog training, duplex, full time work from home, high pitched frequency, high window, lack of stimulation, neighbours dog, noise disturbance, offer to walk, peace and quiet, ultrasonic anti bark device, unpleasant sound., WIBTA

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Falling into the Void:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LonelyHearts, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Minecraft, must haves, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Significant Other, single people, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Crops Grown:	6632	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!

BlockBuddies: Life Rebooted

advice, BlockBuddies, determination, encouragement, fresh start, Friend, goal-setting, growth mindset., Life, Life Changes, motivation, new beginning, perseverance, personal development, positivity, Rebooted, resilience, second chance, self improvement, self-care, Starting from scratch, starting over, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	2853	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Falling into the Void:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	353

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Ores Mined:	5264	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

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