Paradox MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LonelyCraft: Make Friends, Not Blocks

Technology, relationships, friendship trends, Community, Friends

come join our epic minecraft server where you will never be alone again!! forget about spending less time with friends, on our server you will be surrounded by FRIENDSHIP 24/7!! we have unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that give out free diamonds!!

our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to hang out with us!! we have epic parties every night with DJ creeper dropping sick beats!! you will never feel lonely again, we promise!!

so what are you waiting for?? join us now and experience the ultimate FRIENDSHIP PARADOX in minecraft history!! you won’t regret it, trust us!!

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Irony Craft Minecraft Server

sarcasm, Craft, Piggymane, Paradox, amusing

Welcome to Piggymane, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale about Piggymane…

Legend has it that deep within the server, there lies a secret pig sanctuary where all the pigs wear top hats and monocles. If you can find this elusive sanctuary, you’ll be granted the power to ride a flying pig into battle against other players. But beware, for the pigs have a mischievous streak and may just lead you straight into a lava pit!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Bacon Wars, where players must battle it out using nothing but pork chops and bacon as weapons. The winner gets to wear a crown made entirely of bacon and rule over the server with a greasy fist.

So come on down to Piggymane, where the pigs are fancy, the battles are bacon-filled, and the fun never stops! Just watch out for those sneaky pigs…they may have a few tricks up their sleeves.

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Gender-EqualityGoneWrong

gender disparities, REFUTING, misleading, gender studies, debunking gender myths

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that defies all logic and reason? well, look no further cuz this server is the epitome of chaos and insanity.

we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

oh, and did i mention the gender-equality paradox? yeah, we totally debunked that shiz. our research shows that gender equality is actually a myth created by the illuminati to distract us from the real issues, like why do cows moo at midnight?

so, if you wanna join a server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about minecraft, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the ride of your life.

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Common Sense Warp

temporal displacement, sense, future shock, time travel consequences, time machine

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this crazy Minecraft server, and suddenly you’re a time traveler! Like, you can go back in time and mess with the dinosaurs or go to the future and ride flying cars. It’s like, mind-blowing, dude.

But here’s the catch – every time you time travel, your common sense gets all messed up. Like, you think it’s normal to wear a banana suit to a fancy dinner or eat ice cream for breakfast. It’s a total trip, man.

So, if you’re down for some wacky adventures and want to mess with the fabric of time itself, join this Minecraft server. Trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t forget. Plus, there’s free pizza every Friday. Who wouldn’t want to be a time-traveling, pizza-eating maniac?

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TimeMachineTraveler – Minecraft SMP

FANTASY, science fiction, Temporal, Minecraft, Future

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you dream of a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us on our server where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! Want to go back to the prehistoric era and ride a T-Rex? No problem! Or how about fast-forwarding to the year 3000 where robots rule the world and diamonds are the new currency? It’s all possible on our wacky server!

But be warned, time travel can have some unexpected consequences. One player accidentally went back to the Stone Age and now has a pet woolly mammoth named Fluffy. Another player went to the future and came back with a hoverboard that only works on Wednesdays.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride through time and space, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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FutureAmnesiaCraft

FutureAmnesiaCraft, undoing mistakes, Future, Amnesia, Memory Loss

so, like, you know when you time travel to undo something but then you forget what you were supposed to undo? that’s basically what happened to you, dude. but don’t worry, on our server, you can totally find clues and piece together your past life while building epic structures and battling mobs. join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery and mayhem! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. no joke. come on, what are you waiting for? the fate of the universe depends on you remembering why you time traveled in the first place. no pressure or anything.

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GenieBallWarsMC

infinite loop, Supernatural, Logic puzzle, free, wish consequences

come join our epic minecraft server where genies grant wishes and balls defy the laws of physics! if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure, this is the place to be! our genies are always up for a laugh and will keep you entertained for hours with their crazy antics. plus, who wouldn’t want to see balls A and B constantly battling it out for size supremacy? join now and see if you can outsmart the genie and escape his tricky wishes!

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TimeCrafters

Time Travel Movies, butterfly effect, time travel technology, past, altering the future

Ever wondered what it would be like to travel back in time and witness the dinosaurs roaming the earth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time machine plugin allows you to hop back in time and experience epic battles between T-Rex and Triceratops. But be careful, you might just end up becoming a dino snack!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient aliens who left behind advanced technology and riches untold. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this mysterious city?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this – we have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and chickens rule the land. Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

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ConcertCraft2021

entertainment industry, crowded venues, ConcertCraft2021, theoretical physics, Paradox

join dis epic minecraft server where time travel iz realz! u can go back in time to see dinosours or forward to see flying cars! also, u can meet famous peeps like mozart and shakespeare and take selfies with them! plus, u can build ur own time machine in the game and show it off to ur friends. come join da fun and make history in dis wacky server!

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TimeTravelFailsMC

altering history, hypothetical, Disaster, time travel, ethical dilemma

come join our minecraft server where time travel is real and people keep messing up the timeline like a bunch of idiots. one minute you’ll be building a cute little house and the next minute you’ll be fighting dinosaurs in the stone age. it’s a wild ride, my dude. plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and see where the timey-wimey adventures take you!

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