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Passport Bro’s Minecraft Server

$109, 150, Accuracy, Analysis, autists, Bro, bros, calculation, cost, estimation, Expenses, fat hog gf, Financial, Math, Minecraft, Numbers, nut, passport, reddit, relationship, Server, States, undershot

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5980
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8427	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned diamonds on a fat hog girlfriend in the states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the perfect solution! Join us and save up to $150 per nut by building your dream hog gf out of blocks instead! Our server is filled with epic builds and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just lose a nut yourself! So come on down and join the fun – your wallet (and your nuts) will thank you!

Pi Cycle Top Indicator Minecraft SMP

Bitcoin, btc, cryptocurrency, Cycle, digital assets, Financial Planning, INDICATOR, Investment, investment decision, market analysis, market forecasting, market indicator, market timing, market trends, Minecraft, Pi Cycle Top Indicator, profit-taking, risk management, sell BTC, sell signal, smp, Technical Analysis, Top, Trading, trading strategy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and secret underground dance clubs with villagers who can break it down like nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a mythical diamond sword that shoots fireballs. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself trading all your BTC for virtual diamonds in no time!

RentalCraft Minecraft Server

Bank, BETRAYAL, car lease, city center, Communication, Deception, Divorce, finances, Friends, lying.., Marriage, Minecraft, misunderstanding, ownership, real estate, relationship, rental apartment, RentalCraft, roommate, Server, Trust, University, Valuation

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your own virtual paradise, far away from exes and crazy ex-girlfriends.

Need a break from dealing with rental agreements and divorce drama? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a 2-bedroom apartment in the city center when you can have a virtual mansion made of diamonds and emeralds?

Forget about paying for valuations and splitting assets, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe and slaying dragons. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy – unless you count the epic battles between players for control of the virtual realm.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be splitting is the loot from a raid on a zombie dungeon. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities? See you in the game!

TripDropOutNoInviteLOL

BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotional reactions, ex boyfriend, ex girlfriend, financial reasons, friendship, greece, group dynamics, invite, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, Planning, relationships, social dynamics, spain, trip, TripDropOutNoInviteLOL, vacation

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5143
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	New Chunks Explored:	74000
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	8451	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than this story about a trip to Greece gone wrong.

Picture this: you and your Minecraft buddies are planning a trip to a virtual Greece, but suddenly everything goes haywire. Friends dropping out left and right, exes getting involved, and a last-minute switch to Spain. It’s like a soap opera, but in block form!

Join our server for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and witness friendships falling apart over virtual vacations? Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual love interest in Madrid like Tammy. Just watch out for any exes lurking around, things could get messy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a Greek tragedy, come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

Infinite Void SMP: Where falling into the void is just a way to spice things up!

Adventure, application, BUILD, Content Creator, Custom, Discord, Falling, form, Friends, Infinite, Join, make, Modded, new, Play, Players, question.., requirement, Server, smp, Spice, Void

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5146	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	New Chunks Explored:	376490
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Infinite Void SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Infinite Void SMP
Description	Custom modded SMP for players to adventure, build, and make friends. Content creator server.
Requirements	18+, Must join Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 18 years or older.
Do I need to join the Discord server?	Yes, it is a requirement to join the Discord server.
Is content creation mandatory on the server?	No, it is not mandatory to create content on the server.
Where can I find the application form for the server?	Click here for the application form

BlockyAnime Minecraft Server

adaptation, adaptation success, animation, Anime, art style, better, BlockyAnime, Characters, comparison, creative differences, Entertainment, episodes, fan favorite, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, Popular, series, Server, source material, storytelling, Visuals

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3478
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime reigns supreme and manga is just a distant memory! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds inspired by your favorite anime series.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported into the world of Naruto. They battled alongside Naruto and Sasuke, mastering jutsus and taking down evil villains with their trusty diamond sword. And guess what? They even got to pet Kurama the Nine-Tails! Who needs manga when you can live out your anime fantasies in Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret realm where players can enter the world of Attack on Titan. Imagine swinging through the air with your 3D Maneuver Gear, taking down Titans left and right. And don’t worry, we’ve made sure the Titans are extra creepy and extra giant for your gaming pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience anime like never before. Who needs manga when you have Minecraft? Let’s make some pixelated magic together!

Massive Overreaction Minecraft SMP

1941, Contrarian, controversial, critical acclaim, critical popularity, dipshits, Entertaining, entertaining film, film, film students, immensely watchable, Massive, Minecraft, Movie, Overrated, overreaction, Popularity, reaction, smp, Underrated, underrated film, watchable film, Wolf of Wall Street

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wildly entertaining as a 1941 Wolf of Wall Street? Look no further! Our server is so popular, it’s practically underrated due to all the dipshits out there trying to be contrarian. But don’t worry, we’re here to set the record straight and show you just how immensely watchable and entertaining our SMP can be.

Forget about boring and stuffy servers, this is where the real fun happens. We’ve got insane builds, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera. So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next big star of our server!

FatherInLawCraft

24/7, AITAH, Angry, CHANGE, child care, Depressed, father in-law, FatherInLawCraft, finish what I’m doing, Help, jump in, live in father in law, married 20+ years, moved in, Needs, not helping, occasional help, oldest 19, on-call, primary caregiver, reasoning, snapped out of it, steady job, stressed, Stroke, two kids, Upset, work full time, youngest 12

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires. Need to blow off some steam? Just grab a pickaxe and start mining for diamonds – it’s the perfect stress reliever!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun, especially if you’re tired of being the primary caregiver in your household. Take a break from real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re feeling guilty for not helping out more at home, don’t worry – on our server, everyone pitches in to help each other out. Whether it’s building a castle together or fighting off zombies as a team, you’ll never feel alone in this virtual world.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough wood to build your dream treehouse. It’s time to escape reality and have some lolzy fun!

CraftyLaughsMC

amusing, amusing incident, anecdote, belly laugh, chuckle-worthy, comedy, comical situation, CraftyLaughsMC, Entertaining, funny, giggle-inducing, hilarious, humor, humorous event, JOKE, laugh out loud, Laughter, light-hearted, rib-tickling, side-splitting, Witty

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4889	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Animals Bred:	116	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Buildings Constructed:	26

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky adventures. From exploding sheep to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a laughter-filled journey that will have you ROFLing all the way to the Nether!

Bubble Lizard Aqua Fun

adaptation, amphibians, Animal Behavior, Anole Lizards, Aqua, aquatic life, Breathe, Bubble, discovery, Evolution, Fun, LIZARD, marine life, Nature, nostrils, reptiles, research, respiratory system, Science, Semi-Aquatic, study, Underwater, wildlife

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5644
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya!

So, like, on this server, we got semi-aquatic anole lizards that use special bubbles over their nostrils to breathe underwater. I know, right?! It’s like a whole new level of epicness! You can swim with these lizards, bro, and maybe even learn their secret bubble-breathing technique. Who knows, you might become the next Aquaman or something!

And that’s not all, peeps! We also have a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mermaids. Yes, MERMAIDS! You can trade with them, party with them, or even go on epic quests to find hidden underwater caves. It’s like a whole new world down there, man!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your scuba gear and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild, yo! Let’s goooooo! 🐊🌊💰🧜‍♂️🏝️