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DumbButGenius Minecraft Server

broadening horizons, challenging assumptions, changing perspectives, Deep Conversations, dumb friend, DumbButGenius, expanding viewpoints, friendship, gaining new perspectives, helpful advice, learning from others, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, personal growth, reevaluating beliefs, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Server, surprising insight, unconventional wisdom, unexpected sources of wisdom, unexpected wisdom, valuable input

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crops Grown:	8911
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2076
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Votes:	2308	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Have you ever had that one friend who always seems to say the most ridiculous things, but then out of nowhere drops some profound wisdom that makes you question everything? Well, imagine if that friend was a Minecraft server.

Our server is like that dumb friend who accidentally stumbles upon the meaning of life while trying to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks. You never know what you’re going to get, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored.

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected insights, mind-blowing creations, and the most bizarre adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. Who knew that a server could make you laugh, cry, and question your entire existence all at the same time?

So come on, hop on board the crazy train and see where it takes you. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster).

CraftyLessons

Challenges, Character development, CraftyLessons, Experience, growth mindset., hard way, learning curve, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, Life skills, life wisdom, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, trial and error, wisdom

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4992
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Have you ever tried to swim in lava in Minecraft and learned the hard way that it’s not a good idea? Well, on our server, we encourage you to do just that! Why? Because it builds character, of course! Join us for a wild ride of ridiculous challenges and outrageous shenanigans that will have you questioning your sanity (and your Minecraft skills) every step of the way. Who needs life lessons when you can learn them the Minecraft way on our server? So come on, dive headfirst into the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive (and thrive) in our insane world. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

EmoConfidentSteve

Abnormal, CONFIDENT, Earth, EmoConfidentSteve, emotions, Existence, eXtraordinary, Happy, Individual, mental health, outlier, person, Psychology, sad, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Unique

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	1670
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3261	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the most confident, happy, and sad person on Earth actually exists? Yeah, they’re totally abnormal and it’s hilarious. Like, they built a roller coaster that goes through a volcano filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. And don’t even get me started on the underwater dance party they throw every Friday night. Plus, rumor has it that they have a secret base made entirely out of diamond blocks. Join this server for a wild ride filled with craziness and pure awesomeness. You won’t regret it, unless you don’t like having fun, then maybe you will.

DenisovanDwellers

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, anthropology, Archaeological, climate fluctuations, DenisovanDwellers, DENISOVANS, Enigmatic, Evolution, extinct humans, genetics, human history, ice ages, Lifestyle, paleoanthropology, prehistoric, research, scientific discovery, study, Survival, Tibetan Plateau

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

join dis epic minecraft server and u can live like a denisovan!!! we got crazy climate fluctuations like ice ages and stuff, just like dem ancient humans!!! build ur own cave and hunt for mammoths with ur bare hands, just like dem denisovans did!!! come join us and experience the enigmatic lifestyle of these extinct humans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!!! #DenisovanLife #IceAgeSurvival #MammothHuntingMadness

LucidSMP: Where even the creepers need therapy. 18+ only! Apply now!

apply, Builders, client side mods, Collabs, Creative Server, CREEPERS, Easy Place, Economy, hermitcraft, litematica, Lucidsmp, mini blocks, more mob heads, player heads, proximity chat, Scicraft, Set Status, Shared Resources, shopping district, Single player sleep, smp, Technical, Therapy, tweakeroo, YouTuber

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	5695	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Farms Harvested:	272	Mines Excavated:	2765
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Long-Term SMP
Version	1.20.4 going to 1.21 with datapack updates
Website	Visit Website
Trailer Video	Watch Trailer

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is this?

Q: Can I use client-side mods?

A: We encourage client side mods like tweakeroo and Litematica (easy-place is allowed).

Q: What are the requirements to join?

A: You must be age 18 or older and have some videos published on your channel to be considered. Non-content creators with a portfolio are sometimes considered.

Q: Is there an economy system on the server?

A: Yes, we have a hybrid of economy/shared resources. Some resources are free in limited amounts and we also have a shopping district.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, or PvP unless agreed upon by all parties. Additionally, keep your branding YouTube friendly.

Q: How do players communicate on the server?

A: We avoid in-game walls of text by using Discord and proximity chat for social interactions.

Q: How can I apply to join the server?

A: Join our Discord and check out our website for more information on how to apply.

SocialAnxietyCraft Server

anxiety, anxious thoughts, coping with anxiety, fear, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health struggles, mental illness, NEET, overcoming anxiety, Phobia, Server, social anxiety, social anxiety disorder, social anxiety support, Social Interaction, social phobia, SocialAnxietyCraft, society, struggling with anxiety

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Votes:	4588
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Are you tired of being a social outcast in the real world? Well, fear not my fellow introverts, because on our Minecraft server, you can be the life of the party without even leaving your house! Join us and become the most popular player in the virtual world, where social anxiety doesn’t exist and everyone is your friend. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast building, exploring, and trolling other players in our wacky server? Say goodbye to being a lonely neet forever, and hello to endless fun and laughter on our server!

FraudCraft Minecraft Server

Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Fake, fraud, FraudCraft, fraudster, fraudulence, Imposter, impostor syndrome, insecure, Insecurity, lack of confidence, Minecraft, Phony, pretender, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, self-worth issues, Server, sham, untrustworthy

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	5253	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of playing on servers run by insecure frauds who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our server is run by a confident, legit player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to witness our fearless leader take on a horde of creepers armed only with a block of cheese. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CultureCraft Minecraft Server

bonus structure, communication skills, company policies, cultural background, CultureCraft, employee rights, goal-setting, high stress, individual targets, language proficiency, language skills, Minecraft, part time job, performance evaluation., raise request, retail company, Server, team spirit, top contributor, unfair goals, unfair treatment, work ethic, workplace discrimination

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Farms Harvested:	200	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where your language skills are not only valued, but they can also determine your success in the game! Imagine a world where speaking Mandarin gives you superpowers and helps you conquer the virtual realm like a boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of setting high targets and achieving them with the power of your multilingual abilities. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of language on your side?

But beware, for with great power comes great responsibility. Will you use your language skills for good or for evil in this crazy world of blocky adventures? Only time will tell.

So come on over and show us what you’ve got. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the top contributor of our server and outperform all the full-timers. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft. Let’s get this party started!

MarriageCraft: No Min Wage, No Date

alcohol, Appearance, Conflict, date, discrimination, friendship, Girlfriend, height discrimination, income, jokes, marriage material, MarriageCraft, Min, minimum-wage job, personal boundaries, self esteem, short guy, single, social gatherings, teetotaler, verbal sparring, Wage, waiter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of hanging out with judgmental friends who can’t appreciate your height or your teetotaler lifestyle? Then come join our Minecraft server where height doesn’t matter and alcohol is nonexistent!

Our server is filled with players who value kindness and acceptance, unlike some people we won’t mention. Build your dream world, make new friends, and never worry about being judged for being short or not liking alcohol.

Plus, rumor has it that Ian and Julia tried to join our server, but their avatars kept getting kicked out for being too judgmental. So come on over and show them how a real Minecraft player handles conflict – by building epic structures and making new friends!

FlopCraft: Japan’s Win!

cybersecurity, data migration, Data Protection, data security, data storage, digital security, digital transformation, FlopCraft, floppy disks, Government, government technology, Information Security, IT infrastructure, Japan, Japans, Modernization, obsolete, outdated technology, progress, technological advancement, Technology, Victory, WIN

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG, have u heard? Japan just won the floppy disk battle! they’re like, “NO MORE FLOPPY DISKS FOR US!” so now they’re celebrating by inviting all u crazy gamers to join their EPIC Minecraft server! why should u join? well, because they have a secret underground disco party every night where u can dance with creepers and skeletons! plus, the admin is a talking llama who can grant u three wishes if u bring him a diamond block! so come join the fun and help Japan celebrate their floppy disk victory in style!