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Armies, BUILD, Civilization, Community, crossplay, Discord, Domain, Dynmap, Earth, Explore, Factions, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Lands, Lore, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, nation simulations, Nations, para bellum, parabellum, Politics, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Towny, War, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to Para Bellum. The #1 server for geopolitics and nation simulations!

• Start a civilization, rally armies, write lore, and expand your domain!• World Lore and Roleplay!• Crossplay!

What are you waiting for? Join now!

51.81.48.177

> Idio Craft SMP – It Wasn’t Supposed To Be…

BE, cautionary tale, comedy, Craft, documentary, Dystopia, Entertainment, film, Future, Government, humor, idio, idiocracy, intelligence, Luke Wilson, Mike Judge, Movie, Politics, pop culture, satire, satire film, smp, social commentary, society, supposed, WASNT

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have taken idiocracy to a whole new level.

Do you enjoy watching players build houses made entirely out of lava? How about witnessing someone try to tame a creeper as a pet? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a typical day on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have been known to start wars over who has the best pet chicken, hold dance parties in the Nether, and even create a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and idiocracy is the norm, then come join us! Just remember, this server wasn’t supposed to be a documentary, but it sure feels like one.

CraftyDadGaySon

acceptance, aita, Communication, copying behavior, CraftyDadGaySon, FaceTime, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Financial Stability, gender stereotypes, good dad, Headbands, Homophobia, LGBTQ, love, making our son gay, not together, parenting, personal beliefs, ridiculous reaction, son’s father

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6860
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things fabulous and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, sparkly unicorns, and headbands with bows that will make your character look absolutely fierce.

Need a break from the real world drama? Look no further, because on our server, we leave all the negativity at the door. Just like the time my ex freaked out over a headband and thought it would turn our son gay. Seriously, who knew accessories had that kind of power? But hey, on our server, we celebrate individuality and diversity, so wear that headband proudly!

So come on over and join us for a magical adventure where love is love, and being your fabulous self is always encouraged. Who knows, you might even find a diamond-encrusted headband to wear while you build your dream castle! See you there, darling!

BoomerCraftTipsNTricks

advice for today, BoomerCraftTipsNTricks, changing times, contemporary advice, current advice, evolving advice, generational advice, generational differences, generational wisdom, ineffective advice, irrelevant advice, modern solutions, obsolete advice, old-fashioned advice, older generations, outdated advice, outdated beliefs, past advice, traditional advice, unhelpful advice, updated advice

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of listening to older generations spout off outdated advice that no longer works? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave those old fogies in the dust! Our server is filled with cutting-edge technology and innovative gameplay that will make you forget all about those dusty old tips from your grandparents.

On our server, we have a secret potion that will make you invincible in PvP battles, so you can finally show those young whippersnappers who’s boss. And if you’re tired of hearing about how you need to “work hard” to succeed, we have a special cheat code that will give you unlimited diamonds with just the click of a button.

So say goodbye to outdated advice and hello to a whole new world of fun and excitement on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Nano Bot Craze Minecraft Server

Blood, Bot, CRAZE, FINNISH, Finnish man, future technology, Honey, human eye, Impressive.., innovation, invention, medicine delivery, Minecraft, Nano, nano scale, nanobots, proof, ring structures, Robots, Server, small rings, soft robots, Technology, viscotic fluid, zero-elastic-energy mode

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	303
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have tiny ring-shaped robots navigating through honey (or blood, if you’re feeling adventurous)! These robots are so small, they’re almost nano-sized, but not quite there yet. Imagine the chaos of having these little bots running around in your bloodstream, delivering medicine and causing mischief along the way.

Join our server and witness the magic of ring robots bending and moving in all directions, thanks to their zero-elastic-energy mode. Who needs proof of nano scale bots in human blood when you can experience it firsthand in our virtual world?

So come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking invention that may one day revolutionize the medical industry. Just be careful not to accidentally squish one of these soft robots with your fingers – they may be small, but they sure know how to pack a punch!

D E K O M O R I – Minecraft SMP

Anime, Character, Chunibyo, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, Dekomori, DEKOMORIDESU, Delusional, FANART, FANTASY, friendship, japanese, Kawaii, Magical Girl, Minecraft, moe, Otaku, Rikka Takanashi, schoolgirl, slice of life, smp

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Buildings Constructed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because DEKOMORIDESU is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Llama, a mystical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Llama and ride it into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers.

So why should you join DEKOMORIDESU? Because where else can you participate in epic llama races, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and engage in intense battles with a giant squid boss named Squishy? Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the madness begin!

WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Votes:	7858
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	258	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3219
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4346
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow