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Patel’s SMP Shenanigans

anger, arrogance, BETRAYAL, business deal, Disrespect, Frustration, fuck you, Greed, Hindu gods, John, million dollars, Négotiation, patel, Patels, refusal, Shenanigans, Shiva, sign the deal, smp, stubbornness, Ultimatum, Vishnu, wealth

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Votes:	9736	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Are you tired of dealing with stubborn players like Patel who refuse to sign deals even when handed a million dollars by Shiva and Vishnu themselves? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where signing deals is a requirement and you’ll be rewarded with even crazier prizes! Who knows, maybe even the gods themselves will show up to make deals with you. Don’t be like John, join us now and embrace the chaos!

LaundryLover69

aita, ink stain, Laundry, laundry accident, laundry argument, laundry breakdowns, laundry care, laundry damage, laundry frustration, laundry habits, laundry mishap, laundry responsibility, laundry routine, laundry skills, laundry sorting, LaundryLover69, pen in laundry, RESPONSIBILITY, ruining my gf laundry, tense situation

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	71	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crops Grown:	2106	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about doing laundry for your significant other! We promise no ink stains on your virtual clothes, unless you want them for a fashionable look. Plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally leave a pen in your virtual hamper, no one will blame you for it. And if your virtual clothes do get damaged, just craft some new ones! Join us for a stress-free gaming experience where laundry drama is a thing of the past.

CraftyFreebies

at zero cost, complimentary, complimentary item, complimentary service, costless, CraftyFreebies, for free, for nothing, free, free of charge, freebie, gratis, no charge, no cost, no fee, Unpaid, without charge, without cost, without payment, zero expense

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7813
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge you for everything? Well, look no further because our server is 100% free! That’s right, you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without spending a single diamond. Why pay for virtual blocks when you can get them for free here?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even befriend a creeper who tells knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our free Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BanishedBlocks Minecraft Server

Ban, BanishedBlocks, Brazil, Brazilian, Conflict, Court, decision, deepening, Dispute, elon musk, Environmental Protection, feud, innovation, Judges, law, Legal, Minecraft, Musk, Ratify, Regulation, Server, Technology, tesla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	140

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz brazilian judges are ratifying bans on x and having a feud with musk. like, imagine the drama, dude. you gotta be there to witness it all unfold. plus, we got like, crazy builds and epic pvp battles that will blow your mind. join now and be part of the madness, bro. trust me, you won’t regret it.

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Emeralds Found:	3083	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Villages Defended:	17

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Manic Mice Genetics: Bipolar Fun

adenylyl cyclase 2, behavioral changes, Bipolar, bipolar disorder, Confirmed, Fun, Gene, genetic disorder, genetic markers, genetic testing, genetics, Linkage, MANIC, manic symptoms, mental health, Mice, mood disorder, neuroscience, Patients, Psychiatry, research, risk variant, study

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2232	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where we have mice running around with bipolar disorder gene variants! watch as they build tiny houses and mine for cheese while showing manic symptoms like never before! it’s a genetic experiment gone wild, but hey, at least it’s entertaining! join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even befriend a bipolar mouse or two!

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Lanas, Life, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Lana is a talented artist who grew up in a small town, where she discovered her passion for creating art at a young age. After graduating from art school, she pursued a career as a freelance illustrator and has since worked with various clients on a wide range of projects. Lana is known for her vibrant and whimsical style, which is inspired by nature and her love of storytelling. In her free time, she enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with her cat.

Welcome to Vortex SMP, where the only thing square is our pigs!

application, Chunk claiming, Create, Discord Channel, discord server, FANTASY, Fantasy’s Furniture, Furniture, Lightman’s Currency, Modded, Orb of Origin, Origins, Pigs, player-run shops, pros and cons, public shop, small server, smp, Square, teenagers, Terralith Terrain Generation, Tetra, unique species, vortex

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Welcome to Vortex SMP!
Discord:	https://discord.gg/gvVvqeMMXk

About us:
We are a 1.19.2 modded server that began on 12 Aug 2024! Our players mostly consist of teenagers. Our server is small, and any new faces will always be given a warm welcome! Some of the server’s features include:
Player-run shops Factions Chunk Claiming Origins Terralith Terrain Generation Create Tetra Lightman’s Currency Fantasy’s Furniture And many more!

Factions and Chunk Claiming:
Not into playing solo? Join a Faction and team up with other players! Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks. There are three main factions, presiding over the sea, the sky, and the earth. Each faction has settings to ensure security, like disabling mobGriefing within your area!

Origins:
With the Origins and Origins++ mods, you can choose from over 100 unique species to become, each with their own pros and cons! You can change your origin using an Orb of Origin, sold at our player-run public shop near spawn!

How do I join?
In order to join our Minecraft server, you will first need to join our Discord server! Fill out the 6-question application in the #applications channel! We hope to see you soon!

FAQ

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

The server runs on Minecraft version 1.19.2.

Can I join if I’m not a teenager?

Yes, players of all ages are welcome on the server.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must follow.

Can I start my own faction on the server?

Yes, players are allowed to create their own factions on the server.

How many chunks can each faction claim?

Each faction can claim a certain number of chunks, with different limits depending on the faction.

Are there any restrictions on changing my origin species?

Players can change their origin species using an Orb of Origin, which is available at the player-run public shop near spawn.

What kind of player-run shops are available on the server?

There are various player-run shops on the server selling different items and services.

Is there a currency system on the server?

Yes, the server uses Lightman’s Currency as the in-game currency.

Shitcraft Server – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Africans, Boomers, Chavs, cultural diversity, deanos, discrimination, FEMINISTS, generational divide, giganormies, hate, hopeless country, judgemental, Minecraft, muslims, nerdy losers, prejudice, racism, Server, ShitCraft, shithole, societal issues, Stereotypes, Ultimate, Whites

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of living in a world full of judgmental giganormies and clueless boomers? Do you want to escape the chaos of a country full of chavs and deanos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for nerdy losers like you to thrive!

Join us on our server where you can build your own world free from africans, muslims, feminists, and all the other craziness of the real world. Let your imagination run wild as you create epic structures and conquer the virtual land.

Don’t waste another minute in that shithole of a country, come join us and be a part of a community where being a nerdy loser is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who needs the real world when you can have all the fun and adventure you could ever want in our Minecraft server? Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

SummonSMP: Minecraft SMP – “How2Care4Summons”

Adventure, Bonding, Challenges, companions, Creatures, FANTASY, Feeding, Grooming, growth, How2Care4Summons, isekai, loyalty, Magic, Minecraft, Protection, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, smp, summons, SummonSMP, Supernatural, taking care, teamwork, Training

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into your very own isekai anime adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of summoning your own creatures to do your bidding. Need some wood chopped? Just summon a giant tree monster! Want to explore a cave but too scared to go alone? Summon a pack of fearless wolves to accompany you! The possibilities are endless!

But be warned, not all summons are friendly. Beware of the mischievous slime that loves to prank unsuspecting players, or the fire-breathing dragon that might accidentally burn down your entire house. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us on our crazy isekai Minecraft SMP and show us how you’ll take care of your summons in this wacky world!