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Para Core Confusion Craft

basic knowledge, belief in the supernatural, belief systems, brain function, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive dissonance, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, confusion, core, core knowledge confusions, Craft, critical thinking, intuitive shortcuts, misconceptions, Misinformation, para, Paranormal Beliefs, reasoning skills, Science, skepticism, superstitions

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2251
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Void Gems Collected:	36	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND ALIENS AND ALL THAT CRAZY STUFF? WELL, COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE EMBRACE THE PARANORMAL! OUR PLAYERS HAVE THE STRONGEST CORE KNOWLEDGE CONFUSIONS, MAKING THEM MORE LIKELY TO SEE SPOOKY STUFF IN THE GAME!

WE’VE GOT GHOSTLY VILLAGERS, ALIEN CREEPERS, AND HAUNTED MINESHAFTS GALORE! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A SCIENCE EXPERIMENT GONE WRONG, BUT IN A FUN WAY! SO IF YOU WANT TO EMBRACE YOUR INNER BELIEVER IN THE PARANORMAL, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN SEE BIGFOOT ROAMING AROUND SPAWNTOWN!

COME ON, DON’T BE AFRAID! JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET YOUR CORE KNOWLEDGE CONFUSIONS RUN WILD! 😉👻👽🔮

HezbollahHavocMC

Conflict, Crisis, Deadly Day, hezbollah, Hezbollah attacks, HezbollahHavocMC, international relations, Israel, lebanon, Lebanon war, Lebanon-Israel Conflict, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Middle East tensions, Middle East Violence, Military, Military Strikes, Politics, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5819
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Potions Brewed:	87	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have battles crazier than lebanon vs israel! our pvp is so intense, it’ll make those airstrikes look like child’s play! build your base stronger than a bomb shelter and defend it against enemies more ruthless than hezbollah! trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos and fun anywhere else! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Belmonte’s Life Boost Server

aging, Altos Labs, Altos Labs news, Belmonte group, Belmonte group research, Belmontes, Boost, Cdkn2a-OSK, experimental treatment, Gene therapy, genetic intervention, genetic modification, Life, lifespan extension, lifespan increase, Longevity, Mice, partial reprogramming, REJUVENATION, research, scientific breakthrough, Server, Therapy

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server is like no other, fam. We got that new partial reprogramming result from Altos Labs, ya know? The Belmonte group did some crazy stuff and now we got mice living longer than ever before!

Join our server and you’ll be livin’ like a mouse on gene therapy, bruh. We’re talkin’ a 12% overall lifespan increase, which is like a 38% increase in remaining lifespan after startin’ therapy at 18 months. It’s like we’re all livin’ in a science experiment, but in a fun Minecraft way!

So come on over and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up livin’ forever like those mice. It’s gonna be lit, trust me. So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get this gene therapy party started!

Theo’s hardcore economy adventure: where winning doesn’t cost a thing! Land claim and thrive on TheosisMC!

Additions, Adventure, auction house, Bases, Claim, Coins, cost, crowbar, Currency, Custom Items, doesnt, Economy, Farms, gameplay, GRIEFED.., Hardcore, in-game shops, killing monsters, Land, Land claiming, Looting, multiplayer, multiplayer aspect, player-driven economy, Semi Vanilla, Soup of Life, Survival, theos, theosismc, Thrive, trade system, trusted members, Tweaks, Vanilla, winning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Votes:	6616
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

TheosisMC Overview
TheosisMC aims to be your go-to server for hardcore survival multiplayer. It is primarily vanilla Minecraft, but features a couple of additions and tweaks in order to enhance gameplay, and catalyse the multiplayer aspect of the game.

Noteworthy Features
An economy that is completely player-driven A land claiming system Two custom items: the Crowbar and the Soup of Life Non-pay-to-win environment with cosmetic donator perks

FAQs

1. How can I earn coins on TheosisMC?

Coins on TheosisMC are brought into circulation through looting chests and killing monsters. Players can then use these coins to buy and sell items from each other using the trade system and auction house.

2. How does the land claiming system work?

Players can claim areas of land for their bases, farms, etc., completely protecting them from being griefed by other players. Claim owners can also add other players as trusted members to their claims, allowing them to build there. However, if a claim owner dies, their claims are deleted.

3. What are the custom items, Crowbar and Soup of Life?

The Crowbar is a single-use item that can be used on a monster spawner to acquire it. The Soup of Life is also a single-use item that can be consumed to grant the consumer an additional heart of health. Both items are sold through in-game shops and are quite expensive.

4. Is TheosisMC pay-to-win?

No, TheosisMC is completely non-pay-to-win. It features a single donator rank, VIP, on the store, whose perks are purely cosmetic and do not provide a competitive advantage over other players. TheosisMC will never become pay-to-win.

5. How can I join TheosisMC?

To join TheosisMC, connect to the server address: play.theosismc.com and join the Discord server for updates: Discord Invite

Borrowed Beads Minecraft Server

adult toys, anal beads, beads, Borrowed, Boundaries, clean, Communication, consent, consideration, Discreet, hygiene, INTIMATE, Minecraft, personal items, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Server, sex toys, sharing, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Votes:	4005	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1228

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Need a break from building? How about a quest to retrieve your stolen anal beads from the mischievous Endermen? Trust me, they’ll never look at you the same way again.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Booty Bandits, a group of skeletons who love nothing more than shaking their bony booties to the beat of your favorite tunes. Join them for a dance party like no other.

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, always keep an eye on your anal beads. You never know who might borrow them next!

No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

anyone, Argument, Bitchtits, Board, death, ever, Hope, Minecraft, most painful, most painful death, NO DEATH, no death wish, no wish, PAINFUL, painful argument, painful death, Slow, Slow Death, slow painful death, smp, wish, Wishes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	106	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

PreggoCraft Minecraft Server

1st trimester, Airbnb, aita, anticipation, cancelled last minute, Complications, Empathetic, financial difficulty, financial situation, flakey friend, Girls trip, greece, Minecraft, newly married, pre-booked holiday, PreggoCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnant friend, Server, split cost, stringing along, uncommunicative

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5936
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	24
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we build friendships as strong as diamond armor and conquer challenges as epic as fighting the Ender Dragon.

Just like our friend who kept her pregnancy a secret, we keep our secrets hidden in hidden chests scattered throughout the server. Can you find them all and uncover the mysteries within?

And just like the unexpected twist in our friend’s story, you never know what surprises await you in our server. From hidden dungeons to secret portals, there’s always something new to discover.

So come join us on our server and experience the ultimate adventure. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as our friend’s last-minute cancellation. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about splitting the cost of an Airbnb with her!

StepdadTaxEvasionCraft

abandonment, biological father, blended family, college expenses, college fund, Ego, Emotional support, family dynamics, father figure, father role, financial responsibility, parental involvement, pride, provider, real dad, recognition, reconnecting, Resentment, StepdadTaxEvasionCraft, Stepfather, stepson

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	3650	Crops Grown:	6078
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Emeralds Found:	7879	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being a step-parent? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters and financial drama!

Imagine this: you’ve been raising your stepson for over a decade, being there for him every step of the way. But suddenly, his biological father reappears out of nowhere and steals the spotlight. Now, your stepson wants his long-lost dad to pay for his college tuition, leaving you feeling like a forgotten ATM machine.

Join our server for a chance to roleplay this insane family dynamic! Will you stand your ground and demand financial support from the absent father, or will you be the bigger person and continue to foot the bill? The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of step-parenting in a virtual world.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being a step-parent in Minecraft! Who knew family drama could be this entertaining?

BlockBusterMinecraftSMP

all time, best movies, BlockBusterMinecraftSMP, Cinema, cinematic masterpieces, classic, favorite films, film, film enthusiasts, greatest films, iconic movies, legendary movies, movie buffs, must see movies, must watch, timeless classics, top 10 films, top 20 movies, top movie list, Top Picks, top rated

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie – action-packed, full of twists and turns, and guaranteed to keep you on the edge of your seat!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, racing against time to find the legendary diamond sword, and even taking on a horde of zombie villagers in a epic quest for survival.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic movie nights where we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the best movies of all time, from classics like “The Shawshank Redemption” to modern masterpieces like “The Emoji Movie”.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for the ride of your life – it’s like being the star of your very own action-packed blockbuster movie!

Block Breakup Bonanza

BLOCK, bonanza, Breakup, Closure, Communication, coping, Emotional support, Exercise, forgiveness, growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, journaling, meditation, moving on, positive mindset, self love, self reflection, self-care, support system, Therapy, time heals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of crying into your pillow every night because your ex left you for a llama in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where llamas are banned from stealing hearts and griefing relationships. We have a special “Breakup Survival Kit” plugin that gives you unlimited virtual ice cream and tissues to help you move on from your digital heartbreak. Plus, our resident therapist villager is always on hand to offer relationship advice (although we can’t guarantee it will be any good). So come join us and let’s heal those broken hearts together!

DisastrousMissileLaunchMC

arms race, ballistic missile, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Disaster, DisastrousMissileLaunchMC, ICBM, international relations, launch test, Military, military technology, Missile, missile defense, nuclear warhead, nuclear weapons, russia, satellite footage, SECURITY, strategic weapons, Technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Emeralds Found:	4492	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is da bomb, literally! Like, we got dem Russia ICBM launch tests goin on and let me tell u, it was a DISASTER! But hey, dat just makes it more fun, amirite? Join dis server if u wanna experience some outta dis world chaos and destruction, all in da name of Minecraft! Who needs peace and quiet when u can have explosions and mayhem, right? So come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’ll be a blast! Literally.