BlockyBlingLand

BlockyBlingLand, custom furniture, custom shoes, designer clothes, Dream House, exclusive memberships, exotic vacation, expensive jewelry, extravagant parties, fine art, gourmet meals, high-end electronics, high-end skincare, luxury car, luxury handbags, luxury watch, private jet, rare collectibles, Spa treatments, top-tier wines, Yacht

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Potions Brewed:	80	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

If money weren’t an issue, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Legend has it that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

FlamingLandingGear Minecraft Server

Air Canada, aircraft, Airport, Aviation, CREW, emergency landing, emergency response, evacuation, flames, FlamingLandingGear, Flight, Incident, landing gear issue, Minecraft, News, Passengers, Report, runway, Safety, Server, Transportation, travel, travel disruption

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7732
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1898	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

so, like, this server is lit AF, just like that Air Canada flight that had flames coming out of it. but don’t worry, our server won’t crash and burn like that plane did. we have the sickest landing gear in all of Minecraft land.

join us if you wanna experience the thrill of a lifetime, just like those passengers on that flight. except instead of flames, you’ll be surrounded by epic builds and crazy adventures. trust us, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

so come on, hop on board and let’s take off into the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. just make sure to buckle up, because things are gonna get bumpy in the best way possible.

MerzCraft: Musk Slammer – No AfD Allowed!

afd, Allowed, billionaire, Candidate, chancellor, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, criticism, dw, election, German, germany, Government, Merz, MerzCraft, Musk, opposition, Politics, Slammer, Slams, Stance, Statement, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5240
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	49	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

so, like, u know how german politics can be a bit of a snoozefest, right? well, not on this server, fam! we got merz, the german chancellor candidate, straight up SLAMMIN’ musk over some afD stance. like, who even knew these two would be beefin’ in the minecraft world, right? come join us for some epic drama and political intrigue, cuz this server is lit AF! plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

Warped

application, Collaborative, Community, Datapacks, Discord, Events, Fabric, Friendly, hermitcraft, instagram, Join, Minecraft, Minigames, Player Base, Respect, smp, Survival, Trust, Vanilla, warped, Whitelisted

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Welcome to Warped SMP

About Us

Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a Hermitcraft-inspired server dedicated to providing a true vanilla Minecraft experience. Over the past four years, we’ve built an amazing and dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly and welcoming environment and are always looking for new members, and we would love to have you join us!

Server Information

Server Type	Semi-vanilla, Hermitcraft-inspired
Server Reset	No plan for reset currently
Mods/Addons	Quality-of-life datapacks only, no game-changing addons

Community

We embrace all playstyles and have a diverse player base. Many players form groups and lasting friendships beyond the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration through frequent group projects, minigames, server-wide events, and more.

Respect

Our community is built on trust and respect, allowing us to have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum. We ask the same of you.

How To Join

We have a strong, dedicated, and trustworthy community that sets a high standard for new players and applications. We expect you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we will give you a chance to redo it.

Join our discord HERE and apply!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server strictly vanilla?	No, we use quality-of-life datapacks but avoid game-changing addons.
Are there server-wide events?	Yes, we have frequent group projects, minigames, and server-wide events.
Is there a plan for server reset?	Currently, there are no plans for a server reset.
How can I join the server?	Join our discord and follow the application process.

Lost in Pixel Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, addiction, addiction recovery, dark desires, desensitization, explicit content, extreme porn, gooning, Gore, graphic content, Land, Lost, mental health, mental health awareness, PIXEL, porn addiction, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, self reflection, self-control, self-destructive behavior, taboo, unhealthy habits

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! Forget about the real world, come get lost in a pixelated wonderland where you can build whatever the heck you want.

We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and a community that’s as wacky as they come. And get this, we even have a special “gore” section where you can build your very own sliced-open anus if that’s your thing.

So if you’re tired of the same old boring servers and want to unleash your inner freak, come join us and let’s goon together in Minecraft madness!

GrandadCraft: AITA Edition

advice, aita, Blame, Boyfriend, Comments.., Communication, Conflict, different race, Edgy, Edition, family, grandad, GrandadCraft, Impress, interracial relationship, Meeting, Nervous, prejudice, racism, stupid, Upset, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Towns Built:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and endless fun.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses. It became the talk of the town and even the llamas in-game were jealous of its style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper bust a move to some funky tunes.

So, if you’re looking for a place where prejudice and drama don’t exist, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might even find a llama wearing sunglasses waiting to welcome you with open arms.

TravelingBucketList21 Minecraft SMP

Adventure, bucket list, Destination, dream destinations, dream vacation, exotic locations, Explore, globe-trotting, Minecraft, must-see places, next year, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel plans, travel wishlist, TravelingBucketList21, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust adventures, wanderlust destinations

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing ever! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party every Friday night. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that happen on this server. So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the ride of your life!

CraftyBucks: $100orLess

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Love Letters Sent:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Have you ever spent $100 on a Minecraft server that changed your life forever? Well, get ready to experience the ultimate virtual adventure on our server!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pig, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it. But beware, the pig is guarded by an army of zombie chickens and exploding sheep!

For just $100, you’ll have access to exclusive perks like riding a rainbow unicorn through the enchanted forest, battling evil villagers in epic PvP battles, and even taming a dragon to ride into battle.

So why waste your money on boring stuff when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams on our server? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

2024.., CASUALTIES, casualties in 2024, casualties in Russia, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, price of war, russia, Russia conflict, Russia invasion casualties, russia news, Russia Syrskyi, Russian casualties, Russian Invasion, russian military, Server, Syrskyi, War, war casualties

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	22	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of russia and build your own virtual world! we promise no casualties here, just pure fun and creativity! our server is so lit, even syrskyi would approve! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet polar bear to protect your base from any invading armies! who needs russia when you can have a blast with us?! join now and let the minecraft madness begin!

RuinedSynagogueCraft

2.., 700-year-old, Access, Ancient, Assad, Community, Conflict, cultural heritage, damascus, Fall, historical site, Jews, MIDDLE EAST, Minority, preservation, Religious, restoration, ruined, RuinedSynagogueCraft, synagogue, Syria, War

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Crops Grown:	8392
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where u can explore a 2,700-year-old Damascus synagogue cuz Assad fell and now it’s open for bizness! Only 9 Jews remain but they’re throwin’ a party and u don’t wanna miss out, do ya? Build ur own synagogue or just chill with the last remaining Jews, it’s gonna be lit fam. Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasures and secret passages waiting to be discovered. So what u waitin’ for? Join now before the synagogue gets too crowded with all the cool kids!

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