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PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

Antsized Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, ants, Antsized, biology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, imagination, insects, microscopic world, miniature, perspective, perspective change, perspective shift, Reality, scale, Science, SHRINK, SIZE, tiny creatures, Wonder

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Dimension Hops:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Gods Slained:	1

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Crops Grown:	2654
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, confusion, counseling, discomfort, emotional dependency, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Freudian theory, Inappropriate Behavior, Intimacy, maternal affection, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommyLovesMe, mother-son relationship, oedipus complex, personal space, psychological issues, Server, subconscious feelings, taboo, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your overly attached mom? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any weird shoulder kisses or emotional dependency. Join now and start your adventure in a world where moms are just NPCs and not creepy love interests. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who spent too much time with their mom in-game. Spooky! So come join us and leave your mom behind for some good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3488
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	372553
Dragon Scales Harvested:	147	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Potions Brewed:	47	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Emeralds Found:	6092	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	New Chunks Explored:	351723
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Emeralds Found:	6278
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.

NoobAdmiringPro Minecraft SMP

amazing performances, awe-inspiring moments, awe-inspiring talents, breathtaking experiences, breathtaking performances, dazzling shows, exceptional artistry, extraordinary displays, extraordinary talents, impressive sights, impressive skills., incredible feats, jaw-dropping spectacles, mind blowing skills, Minecraft, NoobAdmiringPro, outstanding craftsmanship, phenomenal abilities, remarkable displays, remarkable talent, smp, stunning visuals, superb craftsmanship

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mines Excavated:	2651
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	935	Villages Defended:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing impressive is someone building a giant dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is a whole new level of crazy!

Join us if you want to witness players riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie villagers, or see a player build a working roller coaster made entirely out of cake.

We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls, and every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant dance party with creepers busting out their best moves.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that is our SMP!

BlockBustersCraft

addiction counseling, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, behavior change, BlockBustersCraft, breaking habits, coping strategies, healthy habits, mental health, mindfulness, overcoming addiction, personal growth, porn addiction, quitting porn, recovery journey, seeking help, self improvement, self-control, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	119	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Crops Grown:	9899
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of spending all your time watching adult content and feeling like you’re stuck in a never-ending loop of shame and regret? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction as you dive headfirst into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through our server, mining for diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly you realize that you haven’t thought about porn in hours. That’s the magic of our server – it’s so addictively entertaining that you won’t even have time to think about your old habits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of magical unicorns who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to turn all your enemies into chickens? Consider it done. Want to banish your porn addiction to the shadow realm? You got it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all. Trust us, your future self will thank you.

DroneCraft Server: Zelenskyy’s Tech Tie-Up

collaboration, defense capabilities, defense collaboration, defense industry, defense manufacturing, defense partnership, defense technology, DroneCraft, electronic warfare systems, India, innovation, international relations, military cooperation, military equipment, Partnership, producing drones, Server, strategic alliance, Tech, technology transfer, tie-up, TieUp, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Void Gems Collected:	35	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5993	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got Zelenskyy on board making drones and electronic warfare systems with India. like, imagine flying around on a drone in Minecraft, causing chaos and wrecking havoc. it’s gonna be a total blast, trust me. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where world leaders are teaming up to create epic stuff? join now before Zelenskyy and India take over the Minecraft world with their insane creations!