Papercuts Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1067
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Towns Built:	9

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

JewCraft: Macron’s Misadventures

12-year-old girl, advocacy, anti-semitism, antisemitism, Awareness, call for action, child abuse, community solidarity, criminal investigation, discrimination, France, French Jews, government response, hate crime, Jewcraft, Justice, Macron, Macrons, Misadventures, prevention efforts, rape, support services, Trauma

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	286
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Towns Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

once, a player built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon. true story, bro. and another time, a creeper tried to start a boy band but ended up just blowing up the stage instead. classic creeper move.

we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you unstoppable. and don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our pvp arena. it’s like the hunger games, but with more explosions.

so come on down to our server and join the fun! who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness.

BigfootStairsMinecraft

athlete, basketball legend, big feet, BigfootStairsMinecraft, famous athlete, foot size, large steps, larger than average, larger than life, NBA player, physical challenges, shaq, size 22 shoes, size difference, stair climbing, stair navigation, Stairs, Tall, unique gait, unique walking style, Walking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.

so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

AlienCraft Minecraft Server

alien protagonists, AlienCraft, character design, character diversity, creative choices, extraterrestrial beings, game development, game innovation, Game Mechanics, gaming industry, market demand, Minecraft, narrative exploration, niche audience, player immersion, player perspective, rare, science fiction, Server, storytelling, underrepresented, unique characters, video games

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old human characters? Well, look no further because our server is run by aliens! That’s right, you can join a community of extraterrestrial beings who have come to Earth to mine for rare space diamonds and build epic alien bases.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground alien dance party where players can boogie down with intergalactic DJ’s and show off their best alien dance moves. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where players can battle evil robot overlords and save the galaxy.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world, join us and become part of the most epic alien adventure ever!

FurCraft Minecraft Server

Avatar, Avatar Resources, Backyard Pool Party, Cryptid Edition, Drinking Night, Events, FurCraft, furry general, fursuiting, Gamin’ Night, Gaming Night, guides, Minecraft, Multiplayer Night, Newbies, pool party, Real Furiends, Resources, Server, skinwalkers, Skinwalkers Real, Virtual Fursuiting, virtual reality

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Buildings Constructed:	29
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Farms Harvested:	714	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	65

Welcome to our virtual reality furry general server, where we embrace our inner cryptids and unleash our wild side! Join us for some virtual fursuiting and make some real furiends along the way because why not?

Need some avatar resources? We got you covered with our handy guide! And if you’re new here, we have a list of stuff you absolutely NEED to survive in this crazy world of furries and cryptids.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered if skinwalkers are real? Join our server and dive into the depths of the unknown with us. And mark your calendars for our upcoming events, like the 4th of July Weekend Backyard Pool Party and our weekly Drinking Night and Multiplayer Night.

Every Tuesday is Gamin’ Night, so grab your controllers and get ready to game with fellow furanons. And hey, if you have an event you want to host, go ahead and post about it! Who knows, someone might be interested in joining you on your crazy adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will leave you howling with laughter!

Crafty20s Minecraft Server

20s, advice, Career Advice, Crafty20s, Decision making, education, Financial Planning, future planning, goal-setting, Happiness, health and wellness, life advice, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self-care, Server, success, Time management, young adults

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Divine Spears Created:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Emeralds Found:	147
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the carefree days of your youth? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and relive your 20s in the most epic way possible.

On our server, you can build a virtual life that is way more exciting than your real one. Want to party all night and sleep all day? No problem! Want to travel the world without spending a dime? Easy peasy! Want to date a creeper? Um, maybe not that one, but you get the idea.

Forget about bills, deadlines, and all that boring stuff. On our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So come join us and let’s make your 20s the best decade of your virtual life!

CreeperSchool101

Adversity, CreeperSchool101, facing difficulties, Hardships, harsh realities, inner strength, learning the hard way, life experiences, life journey, life lessons, life reflections, life struggles, life’s trials, overcoming challenges, personal growth, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, tough experiences, tough love, wisdom gained

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Have you ever tried to build a majestic castle in Minecraft, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry llamas? Well, on our server, llamas are banned and will be promptly banished to llama island where they can frolic and spit in peace. Join us and never worry about llama attacks again!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. Imagine the riches you could amass with a whole herd of Diamond Pigs at your command!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the most notorious Minecraft villain while dodging creepers and skeletons on the dance floor.

So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

UnderageBlockParty

12-year-old, 72-year-old, arresting, Attempt, Charsadda, child marriage, crime, elderly groom, Foiled, forced marriage, girl, illegal, intervention, law enforcement, man, Marry, Pakistan, Police, Prevention, underage, UnderageBlockParty

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape from all the cray cray stuff happening in the real world? well, do i have the server for u!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our villagers are always throwing lit parties and the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna hang out.

we even had this one time where a group of players tried to start a wedding between a 12-year-old girl and a 72-year-old man, but don’t worry, our police squad swooped in and saved the day.

join us for the wackiest and wildest minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience. trust me, u won’t regret it!

HP DrainCraft

aging, deterioration, DrainCraft, gradual decline, health, health decline, health deterioration, hp loss, life expectancy, life span., Longevity, losing hp, mental health, mortality, mortality rate, mortality risk, physical health, self-care, vitality, well-being, wellness

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

hey u! ya u! u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we r all gradually losing hp every day! but dont worry, cuz on this server, u can regain ur hp by slaying virtual dragons and eating enchanted golden apples!

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta solve puzzles and defeat mobs to gain access, but trust me, it’s worth it!

oh and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s super friendly and loves to give out hugs (just watch out for his decaying arms).

join us on this epic adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). come on, what r u waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Poopsock

ANNOYING, autosize image, banner, bot clones, Discord, Hosting, lagging, leak coordinates, leak coords, Minecraft, Moooomoooo, no clones, no hosting, No Lag, Poopsock, preview, rules, rules of the server, Server, Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7386
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

rules of the server1. no lagging the server, ill leak your fucking coords. I don’t care.2. no hosting shitty moooomoooo bot clones that noone fucking likes, ur annoying for that shit

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‘MuricaCraft Minecraft Server’

America, Chinese, economic dominance, economic impact, Economy, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global competition., global market, innovation, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, MuricaCraft, national security, protectionism, semiconductors, Server, strategic planning, supply chain, Technology, trade agreements, TRADE WARS

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4718
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5612	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Chinese semiconductors are so powerful they’ll make your diamond pickaxe jealous!

Join us and witness the epic battle between American trade wars and Chinese technological dominance. Will the redstone-powered machines of the East reign supreme, or will the land of the free and the home of the brave come out on top?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic saga! Join our server now and see why America just can’t seem to catch a break when it comes to trade wars. Trust us, it’s more entertaining than watching a herd of pigs try to swim in lava.