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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9846
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1055
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

play.ardanenetwork.xyz:25636

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8368
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Potions Brewed:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ores Mined:	1480
Alien Abductions:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

bearableguy123, binance, Bingo, Bitrue, CasinoCoin, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, discussion, ecosystem, Explorer, fud, general, Guide, hot storage, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, Ramblings, richlist, Schizo, Schizo General, smp, song, tutorial, update, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

MoonRiseMC

Skyblock, Skyblock Custom armors Custom weapons Kits Minecraft server MMORPG Survival Creative PvP Minigames Quests Dungeons Economy Plugins Factions Towny Vanilla Pixelmon Adventure Roleplay

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1690
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ores Mined:	3174	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
New Chunks Explored:	782441	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

play.moonrisemc.net

Tancraft

bedrock, building, Cross-Play, join now, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Tancraft, uk

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

tancraft.org

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3606
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

baskin robbins, baskın, comfort food, delicious desserts, dessert, dessert lovers, enjoying life, frozen treats, Fun, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, indulging in sweets, late night cravings, little treats, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nightly, Relaxation, Robbins, satisfying cravings, self-care, smp, sugary delights, sweet tooth, treat yourself

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Towns Built:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	3955
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

boltsoft.org

Venture Earth MC

battle, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Exploration, geography, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, scale, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Venture Earth MC, virtual world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

193.122.138.111