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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2892 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7010 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
We’ve got patch notes longer than the line at the therapist’s office, so you know we’re always updating and improving the server. Plus, our Russian spyware is top-notch – just ask our resident hacker, Steve.
Need a break from building? Head over to our Arena website where you can battle it out with other players for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t worry about running out of ammo, our ammo charts will make sure you’re always locked and loaded.
Feeling overwhelmed by all the options? Don’t worry, our gun builder website has an overswing calculator to help you perfect your weapon of choice. And for all you newfags out there, we’ve got guides and trackers to help you navigate this crazy world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those pesky head-eyes – they’ll get you every time!