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The Espresso Minecraft SMP

bad behavior, boards, break time, caffeine fix, coffee break, coping mechanism, coping strategies, dealing with stress, Espresso, Frustration, Minecraft, misbehaving, naughty behavior, office drama, office dynamics, office politics, smp, stress relief, team dynamics, work environment, workplace culture, workplace issues

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Mines Excavated:	4476
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further, because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got players who are so wild and unpredictable, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly dodging pranks and traps set by your fellow players. One time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with dirt blocks just for laughs! And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a rollercoaster that led straight into a pool of lava.

But hey, if you’re feeling brave and up for the challenge, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Just make sure to have a strong espresso on hand to keep up with all the craziness!

KIK GROUP Minecraft Server

group, Group Chat, group guidelines, group moderation, group rules, group video chat, group video content, group video guidelines, group video kick policy, group video moderation, group video posting, group video posting policy, group video preferences, group video rules, group video sharing, kik, kik group, messaging app, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, video sharing, Videos

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned a giant pink llama that started dancing the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that we have a KIK group where players must post videos of themselves doing ridiculous stunts in-game or risk getting kicked. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to show off your epic fails or epic wins to the rest of the community.

So come join us for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter, chaos, and unexpected surprises. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

McCrafty SMP: What’s your general view of McNuggets? How often do…

affordability, budget-friendly, consumer behavior, convenience, customer experience, dining habits, dining out, Do, drive thru, fast casual dining, fast food, fast service, food quality, general, general view, McCrafty, McDonalds, mcnuggets, meal expenses, menu options, opinion, Restaurant, smp, takeout, value for money, view, whats

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4904
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	482
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6159	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Do you love McDonald’s so much that you dream of building your own golden arches in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride of burger-flipping, fry-cooking, and milkshake-making madness.

Our server is a magical place where every block is made of McNuggets and every tree grows Big Macs. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the McFlurry machine, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of Happy Meal toys.

But that’s not all! We have weekly build competitions where the theme is always “McDonald’s Monstrosities”. Imagine a giant Filet-O-Fish with legs, or a Chicken McNugget castle complete with a ketchup moat. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this culinary adventure and let your love for McDonald’s shine bright like a golden french fry. Who needs diamonds when you can have a Big Mac?

Wacky Wawa Minecraft Server

3D Anniversary Live, art source, Beyond the Way, Breaking Dimensions Kiara, chimera, coupon codes, fire & ice, Fire N Ice, Guests Soon, Hero For a Day, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, Korean DO U, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, mirage, Myth Reunion, Pineapple, Pineapple MV, Previous thread, Retrospective MV, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep Talking MV, STREAM HER ALBUM, STREAM MIRAGE, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, The Show Goes on, Vita Ramen Collab, Wacky, wawa

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7932
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Potions Brewed:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

But that’s not all – our server is so epic, it’s like attending a Hololive Stage World Tour every day! Stream Mirage and her album while building your own chimera in-game. And if you’re new to Kiara, don’t worry – we have streams to catch you up on all the madness.

So why wait? Use our coupon codes EARLYPHOENIX and KFPSERVER to join the insanity now. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave.

The Spacey Minecraft SMP Retro Game Tubers

Divegrass team, Game, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, Minecraft, Retro, Retro Chuubas, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, smp, spacey, Tsunderia Extended, tubers, V&U, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber links, VTuber Love, vtuber streams, vtuber threads, Vtubers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6076
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we dedicate ourselves to discussing and linking all Vtubers who love Retro Games and their Retro Streams! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual YouTubers, Divegrass Team shenanigans, and even a Lumi ARG that will have you questioning reality.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare Vtuber merchandise guarded by a giant virtual dragon. Legend has it that whoever finds the golden Vtube play button hidden within will be granted three wishes by the Vtuber gods themselves!

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the history of Vtubers, a pixel art gallery featuring the most iconic moments from Retro Streams, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with your favorite Vtubers as your avatars.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the craziest Vtuber community in the virtual world! Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back – you’ll be hooked on the retro fun forever!

Valheim Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventures, building, Community, Crafting, DISCOUNT, early access, Exploration, Gaming, indie game, Minecraft, multiplayer, norse mythology, Online Multiplayer, open world, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Steam, steam sale, Survival, valheim, video games

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4549
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if Vanilla WoW and Minecraft had a baby, and that baby was raised by a pack of wild Endermen.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We’ve got custom dungeons filled with loot that will make your diamond armor look like leather scraps. And don’t even get me started on our PvP battles – it’s like a chaotic free-for-all where the only rule is to survive (and maybe grab some loot while you’re at it).

But wait, there’s more! We have events that will make your head spin faster than a spinning Ender Dragon. From parkour races to build competitions, there’s always something fun happening on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, if you act fast, you can get in for 50% off – that’s a steal! See you in the game, bruh!

Heaven Burns Red Minecraft SMP

burns, emotional connection, emotional depth, emotional experience, emotional gameplay, emotional impact, Emotional journey, Emotional rollercoaster, emotional storytelling, emotional video game narrative, heartbreaking moments, heartbreaking plot, Heaven, Heaven Burns Red, immersive experience, intense emotions, Minecraft, red, smp, tearjerker, video game, video game narrative

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where tears are shed not from grief, but from laughter! Join us if you want to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Maeda thought they were the king of the server. But little did they know, our community of mischievous players banded together to prank them in the most epic way possible. Let’s just say, Maeda ended up with a house made entirely out of pink wool and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot.

So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, our motto is “FUCK YOU MAEDA,” and we take it very seriously.

Future President Minecraft Server

Campaign, campaign trail, Candidate, debate, decision, Democracy, election, electoral college, Future, future president, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, policy, political parties, Politics, power, president, presidential race, Server, united states, Voting, White House

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	9006
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only question is “Who is the future president?” Well, look no further because on our server, the future president is a talking llama named Larry! Join us for a chance to witness Larry’s epic speeches and watch as he leads our server to greatness with his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making (or should we say, history in the llama-ing)! Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

ElderlyNeighbor Minecraft SMP

Abuse, discrimination, elder abuse, elderly abuse, elderly care, ElderlyNeighbor, institutional abuse, Minecraft, mistreatment, neglect, neglect in elderly care, neglect in nursing homes, nursing home abuse, old people home, racial discrimination, racial disparities, racism, racism in nursing homes, rape, senior citizens, sex, smp, STD rates

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including outrageous stories like old people homes with high STD rates and rampant abuse. But don’t worry, it’s not just all chaos and mayhem, we also have epic builds, fun events, and a community like no other. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those pesky niggers…oops, I mean creepers!

Honkai Impact 3rd Minecraft Server

3rd, abyss, BEARY CUTE BIRTHDAY EDITION, behind the scenes, CN supply, Confrontation, Crossover Concept Trailer, Elf Skill Upgrades, Event, Honkai, honkai impact 3rd, Honkai: Star Rail Collab, Impact, Interlude Preparations, MA cycles, Minecraft, newbie guide, Resources, S-rank Battlesuit Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro, Server, Shattered Swords VN, Stars Derailed Trailer, tutorial video, v7.9

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	15
Astral Projections Made:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of Beary Cute Birthday Edition where the bears are the rulers of the land and throw the most lit parties ever seen in the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a Shattered Swords VN come to life, with new S-rank Battlesuits like Sparkle Thousand-Faced Maestro: Cameo that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Honkai Impact 3rd x Honkai: Star Rail Collab Behind-the-Scenes – it’s like a crossover event that will leave you questioning reality.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure like no other. Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server out there!