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PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Animals Bred:	38	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7069
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Emeralds Found:	1601
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	6

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5337	Runes Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Buildings Constructed:	30	Meteorites Collected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Farms Harvested:	474

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	458
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	746	Divine Spears Created:	30
Buildings Constructed:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Emeralds Found:	3116
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Star Shards Collected:	267	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	New Chunks Explored:	581040
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Votes:	3798	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).