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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 310 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Animals Bred: | 64 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 346 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is hot on your trail, ready to steal your precious loot and turn it into a giant omelette!
But fear not, brave adventurer, for our server is filled with friendly players who will join forces with you to defeat the Chicken Overlord and claim victory for all of block-kind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to bacon, in which case you might want to steer clear of those dancing pigs).