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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 949 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.
first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?
also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
